And no one saw it coming except the biggest whales

Could you imagine a BTC meme so powerful it could hijack an entire bear market cycle to the upside so much so that it initiated an untimeable BULL market the world has never seen before?

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(taps the mic) ... Hello is this thing on?

Sell the News Buy the Blues

Yeah but I think you misunderstood what your wife meant when she said the bull was coming.

explain further periwinkle blue id user

>10B injected into btc marketcap
>it's rubles

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Based Russian pump and dump when the news comes out that the rumors were false

show me a bigger chad anons

ill wait....

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russia would have foreign reserves of USD. they would in most case dump the USD.

About sick and tired of all this bullish news and the flaming Ponzi scheme that is bitcoin just continue to dump

Would be pretty hilarious to see a mass die-off of USD thanks to foreign hodlers

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not mad at this

Russia will buy bitcoins off-chart so don't worry it won't trigger bullrun.

just the media attention of russia buying bitcoin would trigger a run though. and if russia came out and publically said "yes, we are buying bitcoin" oh boy... clench your cheeks lad

>load ze russia fomo
>damp eeit

This, the same reports show that they might use their entire 450+B to buy bitcoin. That is literally 5xing the total market cap. If Russia does it, whats stopping other nations to keep their reserves in bitcoin?

im also pretty sure north korea is doing shit like this too.

the thing about the russian government is theyre sneaky little fuckers themselves. probably some of the smartest fucks out there. i wouldnt be surprised if they were buying bags already. theres nothing more putin hates than being whipped like a bitch so hes gonna shove it up the USA's ass first moment he gets.

Bam!

Ya, imagine being so chad that you kill your political opponents and stifle speech because muh feels. What a fag.

> inb4 kgb

Terry would like a word with you.

using USD would create its own problems due to sanctions.

It probably would be rubles...or a commodity like oil.

And utterly fail at it too. If you honestly think that russia poses any sort of threat to the US you're absolutely delusional. Who's the rest of the world going to side with? Us or Russia... not a hard choice desu senpai.

The US is in very little position of power today. It does not hold the same power it did 20-30 years ago. China is bending the US over like a bitch. Putin is bending the US over like a bitch. The Saudi's are bending the US over like a bitch. This isnt about war, it's about countries choosing not to hold strong ties with the US anymore. Why? Because everyone hates the fucking US, they just think they can come in and act like they own the place.

>whats stopping other nations to keep their reserves in bitcoin
Keeping national reserves in bitcoin is the retardiest thing ever. It's like keeping them in sea shells.

While this is all true, the US Navy can literally destroy every nation on the planet at once given that nukes arent involved. The sheer amount of force leverage the US Navy provides prevents other nations from taking drastic action against the US. They have to take small, incremental action against the US.

Except those sea shells are backed by a superpower

best korea is mining it

Wrong

>he thinks seashells are any different than fiat

A little beta cuck like you will never understand what it takes to maintain a possition of power. You just wine and bitch about things like a beta bitch.

Also
>someone buys 450 billion in sea shells
>market adjusts
>seashells are worth considerably more now

*according

They cant destroy russia or china. Even is nukes arent used.

Oh its on user... And I have a few things to say first, if you don't mind...

*AHEM*.....

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go on lad. speak your speech, were waiting.

this russian 10B bitcoin buy is just a desperate way to pump and gain profit.

bitcoin was made by russian FSB to launder money etc. now they are trying hard to pump this dying shitcoin.

ripple (made by U.S.A) will replace this shitcoin in the future.

ethereum is also russian scamm shitter coin.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I SHALL KEEP THIS BRIEF...

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK GAYS FUCK TRANNIES

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY... FUCK JANNIES

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Absolutely incorrect. The US Navy is the most powerful military force this planet has seen by orders of magnitude. Within 2 weeks they could destroy every major government facility and critical infrastructure system in every major metropolitan area in both countries and bring them to their knees without a single boot on the ground.

Go back to twitter you fucking dolt

>ripple
Only use for that coin is baiting retards that don't know what circulating supply is.

brainlet

lol. nothing worse than american military nerds. your military is overrated as fuck, stop into reality please.

>That is literally 5xing the total market cap
more like 50xing when you consider the impact of actual money on market cap

oh you brainlets actually still believe this kind of shit haha ok wow

>Believing the BEST propaganda country in the world is releasing accurate information with no ulterior motives
Russia wants to dump on you, that's all. They won't be buying anything, they want you to buy so they can sell. What else makes even a tiny bit of sense here?

no one believes this shit especially after such a long bear market and price didn't even budge, so what kinda of "russia will dump on you hurr durr" are you talking about?

I am sorry? Any country that has more money than Russia is better at propaganda.

US has more money and got dunked by Russia, meanwhile Putin still has the love of his people despite being a murderous savage & the US President is hated by more than half the country and the country is at war with itself which is Russia's doing. Come again?

>Believing western propaganda that Russia is the best propaganda country.
Oy vey nothing to see here goys.

For the FIFTIETH TIME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
IF THE NEWS SAYS THAT 'THEY ARE PREPARING TO' THEN THEY ALREADY FUCKING ACCUMULATED.
THIS IS NEWS FOR YOU FAGGOTS TO FOMO IN BEFORE THE NEXT LEG DOWN SO THEY CAN WRECK YOU AND FILL MORE OF THEIR BAGS.
THESE FAGS DON'T MARKET BUY

literally insane.

We haven't seen a country actor enter the field yet. It would be more volume than everything else combined and would leave a huge footprint, even if they only did OTC.

So let's say theoretically, they do buy 10B worth of BTC.
Where does that leave the market? Completely fucked? Or do we all buy lambos and yachts the next day?

I mean, it's plausible
>Putin buys bitcoin at 4k each OTC
>goes public and says "Russia just bought bitcoin"
>bitcoin pumps as a reaction to the news
>Putins bitcoin is now worth multiple times more
I can see him doing it

Somewhere in the middle. Its safe to say we'd get a nice pump but not lambo

Based and redpilled

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if russia said it publically it would also create stress for other countries to enter the space as a way to diversify itself. it would unironically be the greatest bull run of our time.

Except the last bullrun scared everyone away.

nobody cares about these losers

imbecile detected

so they are buying $10B or $470B?
fucking kek

How else is mr Putin going to get his money? Otherwise he should’ve put 10b on link. What a scrub.

>putin is about to invest 10b in link
now that's a good meme.

Oh boy this one is in for a rough awakening.

10,000,000,000 USD

He went all in

Just imagine being this retarded on the concept of Bitcoin. Don’t be like this user.

A direct military confrontation between the Usa and Russia means total mutual destruction.

>inb4 3/4 вceй cyммы "пpoпaлa" и y гoлoвы пpoeктa пoявилacь нoвaя яхтa

>putin buys memecoins owned by comrade Xi
Lmao.

then why it's written "Russian economist says Russia may byt $470B in BTC" at the bottom of that image

Этo зaливкa дeнeг для "пpeдceдaтeля".

youtube.com/watch?v=OoogkKSFES0 My gift to you, sperglord

AHEM
*ting ting*

FUCK JEWS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND FUCK NIGGERJANNIES

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Enjoy fag

Usa is raping china
Russia hates china and is seeking to ally with usa hence globohomos are doing everything they can to stop this.

Short term enemies long term allies

If you dont own at least 1 bitcoin by now youre a faggot

he's probably from /v/

Taк, пaцaны, лaднo "нyтyпыe", нo вы тo кyдa. Этo мля пpeпoдaвaтeль гpeбaннoй шapaжки PAHХиГC, пpичeм лютo зaинтepecoвaнный в биткe и oчeвиднo имeющий кaкyю-тo cyммy. У нeгo дaжe дoлжнocти тo нeт, oн лoх пoлнeйший. Cкopee нa вac зaвтpa чeмoдaн c миллиoнoм юaнeй yпaдeт, нeжeли Poccия нaчнeт зaкyпaтьcя биткoм.

That biz has been shilling this as big news tells me that it's not big news.

Бpaтишкa, я тeбe инфoпoвoд пoкyшaть пpинec. Пoкyпaй битoк, бpaтишкa. Cтaвлю двa нихyя чтo пocлe нaкaчки битoк eщe paз нa тыщy coльют.

eбaнyтый чтo ли?

Why wouldn't they buy ether instead?

>putin invests
I almost choked on my tea.

Are they gonna buy the mtgox coins?

I did buy the blues at 15k lol

imagine if Putin actually browsers Jow Forums and posts chain link memes with the rest of

Well, they would be held by a superpower


doesn't get it. Probably thinks money (even gold money) is more than an epic meme.

Things are valuable cause people agree they're valuable. What do you think is going to happen to the price on all those old baseball cards and vinyls once the boomers are dead

> unironically falling for fake news
hook line and sinker

>jews tank the market just to fuck with russia
Gee, thanks.

>jew

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>asian jew

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Dump inc fags

This isn't going to happen. Even if it were true, 10B in BTC would be over the counter.

>your military is overrated as fuck, stop into reality please
It's only larger and more powerful than the rest of the world combined.

In 200 years we've been attacked/invaded twice. Didn't work out for the aggressor either time. Couple of hundred thousand faces melted off didn't work out.

Imagine believing this HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fuck I knew Jow Forums had some complete cretins on this board, but this is a new kind of stupid. Maybe even dumber than the dipshits that bought Bazinga Coin

absolute cringe, listen to the voice in the beginning lmao. That's what your average Jow Forums dipshit sounds like. How someone can go through puberty and still sound like a little boy is beyond me

>mfw no periwinkle blue bf to ride
why even bros

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america has never fought a legit war against a capable foe you idiot. both world wars were over by the time you arrived. the rest of your wars consist of wasting huge amounts of money getting pwned by goatherders and jungle gooks. your military is literally filled with faggots, women, niggers and mexicans.