>be me, 6'6" multimillionaire (btc) Oxford grad
>Do nothing but work everyday
>Eventually just stop caring
>Walk up to boss, tell him I'm gonna fuck his wife bloody, pussy doesn't do anything lol, that's how I quit
>Key every expensive car I walk past
>Shoplift constantly just cause I find it fun
>Never pay taxes, fuck the government
>Use all the racist slurs irl, not cause I'm actually racist just to spice things up a bit
>Usually end up fighting someone once every few weeks
>Got my car confiscated about 10 times now for various offences (would be banned for life if not rich/Oxford)
>Set off fireworks on like 10 people's gardens
>Offer qt worker in Tesco 3k to shit in my mouth with number
>This was 2 years ago still see her every month to this day, and this is basically her job now
>Banned from most the shops round here, don't give a fuck go in anyway and kick up lawsuits against the police every time lmao
Just stop caring
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Cool fantasy bro
Absolutely degenerate and antisocial behavior. Why not just do society a favor and neck yourself? You'll be spending eternity in hell anyway unless you repent, which I doubt you will.
kys and take this test: your-iq.com
how can he take the test, if he just killed himself? are you seriosly that disabled?
>implying society has done any favours for us lmfao
fuck you faggot
>6'6
Lol when will lankies learn an ok there one driven to insanity by his manlet overlords haha get fucked freak
You're upset
Holy FUCK! This is so fucking badass!!! I’m literally gonna go KMS because there’s no point in living because OP is so fucking GNAR. Please think about me next time you have a mouth full of shit!!! Please, it’ll make my existence worthwhile!!
>Offer qt worker in Tesco 3k to shit in my mouth with number
you never graduated from oxford mcaffee.
yeah i wouldnt pay more than 500 for that
Sad that everything you said is a pretty transparent lie, especially since the image basis ("all women are whores") is unironically true.
Science is going to have to find a way to un-fuck the female psyche, because either society or sociobiology has created an entire fucking evil, amoral, disloyal gender.
BASED
I will shit in your mouth for only $2k/mo. Think about it.
Gtfo godfag nobody with an IQ above 90 cares about your gay religion
0/10 larp
>special snowlake has his feelings hurt by muh bih bah whirl
>not manning up and trying to help improve society for future generations
>alienates friends, family and neighbors
>would prefer to booze and whore around as the white race is replaced by street shitters
>dies alone and childless from multiple organ failure at the age of 50
Cucked and bluepilled, fren.
I hope you find inner peace, fren. Submit to the Almighty and you may be able to liberate yourself from the mental shackles that have imprisoned your soul all these years.
you obviously didn't get raised properly i treat the janitor and ceo the same because i realize youre all mortals .
what do you gain from being a faggot everyday. if ur rich its easy to be nice just by existing you are showing love.
ITT: Things that didn't happen
wtf im christian now
Just completed this shit and got 136.
What's next?
Is there a name for this phenomenon of anonymous posters always having a superiority complex? Does everyone naturally think they are better than everyone else?
antisocial is good
>submit to the almighty
Yes, you don't need to do anything with your life or solve your problems, just try to appease your imaginary friend and all will be good. I bet you're American, religion is like a disease there, everyone has it.
laughed way too hard at this stupid LARP
here's a free sage
AND you get dubs on your shitpost
Prove any of this and you will be the main hero of Jow Forums in 2019. Think about it. This is the first week or so. Nows your chance to create your lasting legacy. Proof. Now.
apply to uni and make 150k+ starting salary
found the manlet
>Offer qt worker in Tesco 3k to shit in my mouth with number
>This was 2 years ago still see her every month to this day, and this is basically her job now
>"Hey im user and i want you to shit in my mouth"
>"WHAT"
>"n-n-no"
>"IM CALLING SECURITY "
>"p-p-please im banned from all other shops i-i'll pay you 3k"
Obviously you have to do more than that. No one should sit in their room doing Bible study all day. Also the Catholic Church is run by a cartel of child-abusing heretics who will pay dearly for their sins. My religion is between myself and God. I better myself by trying to be a better son, brother, friend, co-worker and neighbor. Well, that and autistically researching internet meme coins. Godless, anti social degeneracy will rightfully lead you to suicide. A better future starts with you, user. Bless up.
Very low tier LARP. Try harder oxford faggot