/smg/ - Stock Market General

Good Praxis edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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I’m actually missing all the December volatility. This market is boring.

No wall even though the situation is worse than Vietnam, to Chinese trade deal, no reason not to short the market.

First for glory of bobo

GBR poppin

Does anyone have an opinion on BNDX for a long term hold?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND THAT COMMIES AND SOCIALISTS ARE BETAS

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Acquire Currency
Purchase SESN

what's the worst investment you've ever made? This one takes the cake for me.

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SSO AND QLD OWNERS RISE UP

TAKE THAT VOLATILITY WITH YOUR IRON HANDS FOR BASED RETURNS

>Purchase SESN

Waiting for my order to go through at .80

Lost about $800 yoloing options

seriously, my fucking straddle is getting choked by sideways

Is the secret to getting rich in the market to never sell?

this is why I hate twitter roses. I'm honestly glad the DSA kicked me out for my opinions on "feminism and BLM". no one can take even the mildest critiques of this shit.

I bought Navios Maritime Partners (NMM) for their 10% divvy at around $9 a share, they cut their divvy and I held it all the way down. I DCA's at about $1.50 per share and sold it when it went back up to $2.00 per share. Lost about $500 on that trade.

Second would be GE, bought at 13 and sold at 11, only lost about $100.

Everything else I've either made money selling or I haven't sold yet. I'm currently down 20% on IP but I just plan on cost averaging and holding the company for 25 years

well at least you didn't put much money in

That's a really interesting bond ETF user! I'll have to look into it

LCI

the secret to getting rich is

buy index funds and top 20 blue chip companies, and never sell them until you ened the money in retirement

I bought a ton of bear shit like an hour ago.

It's a satire account kek. I have to agree though, Tim Faust types are the worst of the worst

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Every choice I've ever made

How boring is that though?

Wh ydid you buy GE after they were downgraded to junk and they were on a downwards spiral? Now you may buy ge since it’s at the bottom los 90% of its value (SIC), I would put my limits on 13 sell

lol White people are so fucking pathetic.

Get used to a century of Chinese dominance, beta vegan faggots.

You should at least re position towards bonds as you get closer.

Here's a better way imo, pic related.

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hey remember when I asked if anyone was Mexican? Found the Mexican:

>white people invests into china companies
>continues to rule through the companies
why is capitalism so based?

i thought it was at the bottom. i was wrong

>what's the worst investment you've ever made?

NBR at 4.12 and TME on day 1.

>Found the Mexican

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>buying greek anything ever

Pandora at $25. Was too young to know better.

Ironically enough that model doesn't work great with China because of the capital controls they have. If you're getting ownership of a chinese company, you'd better believe you're giving them something besides just capital in return.

Load the fuck up on Dish Network

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Guys, this is serious. I told my mom to liquidate her $800k index retirement portfolio with Fidelity in late December. The advisors told her not to do it but I convinced her. She heard about the market rebound on CNBC and is furious with me. She is threatening to kick me out of the basement so I am forced to get a job. She doesn't understand that I'm a trader who had a small run of bad luck. I'm shaking I'm so scared right now. I just wanted to do what was best for my mom. What am I supposed to do????

fucking love those sweets

stale copypasta is stale

Tell her to fomo in right now.

Beg for her forgiveness and kill yourself for being retarded

>What am I supposed to do????

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they're my favorite too, close second is gummy cola bottles

GE is overlevegered with the energy sector. They depend on high demand for gas. GE manufactures gas turbines, the stock price is correlated with gas prices.

employ people to do it.

you should quit being a retarded faggot

go all in SLP 5 minutes before close today don't bitch out on me faggot

uhh fuggin 'el m8. up over 2% when is the JUST coming?

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I know this is fake but it's hilarious nonetheless

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Am I supposed to FOMO in now

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Just reopened my AMD short. Here we go again.

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yes fomo in now for the 2pm fed statement

Bought REQ at $1

Wait the fed is talking at 2pm? God damn it!

lower interest rates :^)

That'll fucking make gold moon, and I already sold all my gold. FUCK YOU POWELL YOU FUCKING BOGGED ME AGAIN!

not so fast bobo

Are there still retarded bears itt?

About that user tier list, where would wheelchair-girl fall?

I'm ready to close if it doesn't go my way but I don't want to miss a possible dump.

What's this fed thing about this time?

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It's about how we forgot to price in 3 more rate hikes.

new lesson for bears: politics doesn't matter.

Going over what he already said last meeting.

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SD years ago when they filed bk.. shit dropped so fast

>What's this fed thing about this time?

Uncle Powell will babble, say nothing really. No rate hikes, do reductions. Same old same old.

If the """words""" praxise or axe in place of practice and ask ever came out of the mouth of someone I knew, I wouldn't think they were misappropriating anything. I'd think they were idiots and would just stop talking to them. Add "lie-berry" to the list. Yes, some people unironically pronounce library this way. They are fucking idiots.

>bulls falling for an obvious fake out
haha I-I wish you could all see how much I'm laughing irl

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>implying bears have the brain capacity to learn new things

they do. that's why i try and accelerate my permabull strat.

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also, fuck bears

Leave my AMD alone. I need it at 25 dollars.

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I finally gave up and sold the last of my coins at a 70% loss. Am I welcomed back here? I just want my comfy 8% annual gains back.

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sell the hype, bucko.

We will accept you. We have always accepted you. Let your mistakes die in your mind. Be born anew.

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the game is to HOARD assets.
buy these coins back if you don't need the capital.

CGA is green. Next stop 70 cents

Well atleast thats the resistance point.

damn the buy high sell low meme is true.

I'd advise you to look into bonds and defensive stocks, user since we're pretty late cycle. Try buying low for a change.
look at pic related for inspiration.

You were always welcom, fren. This year might get rough, though.

that's my target for the swing, looking good so far lets pray the bogs shine a favourable light on us

>damn the buy high sell low meme is true
proof

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>chinese agriculture stock

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which one?

there has been a half dozen different people using her name at least this year at least

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you've acknowledged your mistakes and made them as right as possible, welcome back

I thought they were a weed stock lol

Are EMB and FALN the most patrician bond etfs to hold forever?
Yes. Yes they are.

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Could I have a run down on this?
You sell when bond yield inversion occurs and buy bonds? Then sell when it is curved again?
All while reinvesting interest/dividends

this one

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idk, by wheelchair girl, who do you mean then?

its not like i remember every single person whos ever posted here

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Dear God. This chart is shaping up to the fucking T if that stupid ass meme chat used to show the btc crash.

Alright thx. Why do i even reply. Its fine though have a(you) buy the dip

Say hello to your new majority shareholder at Amazon

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like 6 months ago there was some girl on here was deathly ill she had something wrong with her legs, she went by wheelchair girl or kneepads girl or something along those lines, I left from SMG for awhile because life got in the way so I can't remember her screen name was. This was the same time (comfy) had a YouTube channel he would actually upload content on and occasionally give shout outs on.

His face. No longer world richest man.

Boring day in the market.

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is she divorcing him because of his eye?

i usually buy twice a month every month

should i add in some extra purchases? are we going back bull or will i get temporarily bull trapped?