Said hello to a girl in the elevator, she said good morning back

Then she bumped into my shoulder quickly when getting out.

Now I imagine her in my life for the future with kids and a house

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Kill yourself fagget

>checkout girl brushes hand while giving change
>she wants the D?

You're a wanker and a psychopath. But most of all, you're very sad. Fuckface.

I remember when I was young, still in school. Girl at next table asked to borrow pen. I couldnt stop thinking anout her from then on.

>girl noticed i dropped my wallet
>she says "hey you dropped your wallet"
>imagine me and her growing old together and having grandchildren

she probably was impressed by it's weight and amex black

>Work in retail
>Cute girl comes in
>After they leave stalk them up on social media and imagine a life together and plan how I would get her if i had a chance

SAD CUNT

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>buy bread in store
>girl smiles and says have a nice day
>imagine growing old and many babys

>Girl crosses the street with me
>too tired to speed up or slow down
>walk with her next to me and pretend she's my GF

>At the grocery store
>Pay for my stuff
>Girl cashier asks if i want another plastic bag
>Smile and say "yes, thank you"
>She smiles back
>Heart starts pounding
>Start sweating
>Say goodbye
>She says goodbye
>Immediately start thinking of a life together as soon as i walk away
>How happy i would be if she was my gf
>Tfw no gf

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lol fuckin classic

i got a girlfriend like this. Have to say i got the looks tho, if you don't it sucks.

I fucked her in the ass

>girl walking smiles at me
>smile back
>spend next week imagining running into her again and sparking up a conversation
>then falling in love and growing old together with children
>never see her again but, probably would have never done anything anyways

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>then wakes up :(

Im gonna fuck my uni teacher shes like 30 and thirsty. Im dominating her in classroom and im acting all mysterious n shit.

Pussy is easy if your not not a pussy god

>see girl
>imagine being happy

>OP posts similar situation to one I found myself in once
>Can't stop picturing myself hate fucking OP in the ass then spooning afterwards while we watch anime

Holy shit this made me kek. I needed that. Ty fren

>bored at work
> have to make calls
> girl answers. My Chad voice turns on
> look for flirting entry points
> make her giggle
> end call
> look up her linked in
> hideous whale or
> sometimes a rare cutie
> imagibe another chat with her

You have a gf that smiles at people? Wow true Chad

>im dominating her in the classroom
>im acting all mysterious n shit
>pussy is easy if your not not a pussy god

Thanks for this golden nugget of wisdom. They way you typed that post had me sold that you indeed were a pussy god. user, next time I meet a woman I'll try to dominate her and then act all mysterious. Wish me luck Pussy God! One question for you though, if you don't mind helping me out, how much does a pack of condoms cost?

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>get on rural bus on crete, greece
>american chad i met at a hostel sits behind me
>another american guy with muscle shirt enters the bus
>asks csshier lady if he has to pay in cash
>chad american says out loud: "nah bro you can pay with amex here"
one of the funniest things ive ever seen. until that day i didnt even know what amex was but i figured it out couple seconds later