Would you suck jeff’s dick for 68.5 billion dollars?

Yes. On video, too

OP WOULD DO IT FOR FREE

I'd suck his dick every god damn day for that much money.

I'd suck his dick for $685.

not for 25 years

id suck his dick once a month as long as he lives for 2 million dollars

Yes if I had that kind of money

For 68.5 billion, I'd suck him and a his buddies in a full bukake style cum. Twice a month for the rest of our lives.

id suck him off daily for 2 solid hours for .01% of that.

i'd do it for 1 million

Wait, I can be paid for that?

OP, you already do it for free

ITT faggots

Don't have 68.5 billion dollars to spend sadly.

I'd do it for 68.5 thousand

Unironically, I think he made the right choice. Paying 70 billion to be able to buy and fuck every female on earth, from age 1-120, is probably worth it

>the absolute state of Jow Forums

for 1 billion Id probably do anything

I'd literally be his personal toilet for a day, for that money in millions.

Depends. Do I get to lick the crazy eye too?

I would need to see a contract with terms written up.
Is it USD?
When is the time and date of payment?

Unironically this

I wouuld easily suck a dick for as little as $10k

No fucking way she's getting half of everything. I'd say she'll get $1B cash tops.

nope

i'd pay jeff to let me suck him off

A few minutes of Hell to be set for life? Fuck yeah I would.

Mfw this was the only serious answer.

JEFF IS AN AWESOME NAME

I WOULDNT SUCK HIS DICK THOUGH im going to beat him in capitalism.

No, absolutely not. For christ sake you fucks, have some god damn self respect. Everyone on biz is an incel cocksucking whore.

i would suck off every single fucking employee at amazon for 1 billion

Definitely would, even if he taped it and put it everywhere online, I'd just be the ultrarich fag living in my estate and never having to leave

you'd do it for $1m if no one ever found out

No bitch I don't suck dick. Well, if one of my direct family had an expensive to cure illness, that is the only way I would consider doing it.

faggot

I'd do it for $68.50

It's only gay if you like it.

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No

I would do it for $68.50. I could buy about half an ETH finally.

I would pull a train for 68.5 billion dollars

Jeff unironically looks pretty good for his age.

To be honest I'd probably suck Jeff's dick just to say that I sucked off a billionaire.

YES.

yes, but unironically

that's pretty gay user lmao

sorry but u gay

sucking dick for $68.5bn gain for self - not gay
sucking dick to cure illness of some other bloke - full gay

For 68.5 billion, I'd swallow too

Self respect is overrated anyway. And Bezos is reasonably trim and clean cut. Not likely to be an unpleasant bj experience.

I'd pay to suck his dick so I could absorb his power.

Absolutely

Also Jeff why do you keep making these threads about what we'd do for billions of dollars?
Interesting in making a deal?

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>It only takes a little motivation to drag the cumslut out of a Jow Forums poster.

You're lying to yourself.
This. He can fucking film it and show it to my mum, like I'd give a flying fuck.

If billions of dollars is "a little motivation" what is "a lot of motivation"
Mind you billions of dollars in liquid assets would be enough to be a corporate titan in your own right and shake the foundation of entire economic structures if you so whimed.
Its a lot of fucking power being offered for something trivial.

I don't follow Jow Forums or any of its related interests, but it's pretty hilarious how all of this careful investing, planning and trading people here and in any market do their whole lives in pursuit of lambos, and yet they all get outperformed by one roastie's thot jutsu in just 25 years starting from scratch to become richer than they'll ever be.

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More like 5 bills nicca

>Would you suck jeff’s dick for 68.5 billion dollars?
I doubt even the Rothchilds or Bill Gates could turn this down! The ROI is HUGE

No. No money in the world can justify faggotry

Maybe

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Would you rather fuck a 1 year old or a 120 year old

I'd rather stick a pen in my eye

>Unironically saying yes

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of faggots. No wonder you can't empathise with rape victims.

And even they would if they actually got the proposition.

From a business standpoint, NOT accepting that deal would be a literal retard-tier decision. I would do it with no regret or shame at all. It's billions of fucking dollars. Set for life.

I let him facefuck me and I be ok him cumming back my throat for that amount money

Yes

oi you pooftah

I'd do it for £10

I'm straight but for that amount of money I would suck him off every day until the end of his life

>I'm straight but
Have a (You) just for this statement, lad

Where will I find 68.5 billion dollars?

Unironically do is for 100k Chain Link