>be 28
>6 years of wagecucking
>gain some weight
>random aches and pains in legs and kidneys
>gf says i should move out of apartment if i dont wife her up soon
>dead-end customer service job with no potential
This is it, bros. It's time to move to Taiwan and never leave my hotel room until I run out of cash and die, isnt it?
yep, cya
I'm sorry. Maybe there's a way out
r.i.p OP
bruh wait till you 38 if you complaining about health now lol
>ditch gold digging gf and hit some threadmill
You mean thailand, right? It's impossible to die there
Thailand a little grimey tho senpai
They'll fuck you up pretty bad compared to a sleepy beach town in Taiwan
Also no killer cobras and shit like that which is important since I'll be out in the mountains and shit
>gf says i should move out of apartment if i dont wife her up soon
Should dump her ASAP.
Kek change your diet fucking loser.
>t. 30 yo vegan body builder feel amazing 24/7 zero issues
Feels good man.
33yo boomer here. Unironically thinking about doing that. I've been to Taipei a few times it is awesome and you can get a nice apt for around $500/mo. Currently building a passive income business so I can make it happen.
hello sir boomer
i was thinking i would find some young professionals who had a room to let for like $200, i can support that indefinitely
if you have a degree move to Korea and teach english
>$2k month salary + free apartment + very low cost of living
>cute kgirls everywhere
>can be fun sometimes
Now i earn $4k a month, free apartment, and I barely even teach any more as I work as a manager to the other teachers
>sleepy beach town in Taiwan
wtf dude Taiwan is absolutely full. INSANELY full. The USA population density is 35 people per square kilometer. Taiwan's population density is 649 people per square kilometer. Picture a crowded USA beach. Now add 19 people for every 1 person you see.
Maybe you could get a job that doesn't suck if you take those degenerate tattoos off your arms and cock rings that you keep stuck in your ears.
ironic, im dating a korean right now :p
would rather just do my own thing instead
nah mate east coast of taiwan is no problem. really chill. barely anyone makes it out there, everyone fucks off to the west coast
lol no, it's 40% smaller than West Virginia. The entire place is more populated than any US city. The entire place.
mate use your eyes. i've already been there
how is thay ironic you dumb fat fuck
The only way someone like you makes it is through an outlandish bet on the stock market that returns x8 or x10.
And you'll have to put your entire savings into the bet to make it worthwhile.
It's either that or steady accumulation via wagecucking for 30 years and utilising compounding interest.
What the fuck is wrong with not wanting to waste time with a loser like OP that won't even wife it up.
I know a girl that spent seven years with a deadbeat and when she finally woke up and left him she realized it was too late.
Honestly I have no respect for a woman that goes more than three years without an engagement.
pussy bitch nigga i dont want her to take all of my money like bezos
How is it over there if you don't know any Chinese yet, brah? Could you go for a language school and get by okay outside class in the mean-time?
your girlfriend wants to wife a customer service failure? consider yourself extremely lucky. I'd take up the opportunity while you still can before you die alone.
if hes a loser then she shouldnt be threatening him to marry her or else cut it off, she shouldnt be threatening him at all. shes absolutely a massive bitch if she said it and is only with a loser like him because he will put up with it untill he decides to dump her or she seals the deal before he can.
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I'm with you on the Taiwan move, especially east coast, but a landing visa is only 90 days. You need to have a job to get an ARC card and long term visa. Otherwise you're making border runs to Manila or Hong Kong every 3 months. I'll be in Hualien in first week of February.
this.
>eat better
>exercise
>apply yourself and go back to fucking school
>get a real job
wow so hard
Why are women so codependent they absolutely cannot function on their own without a man for any period of time
You should join Linkin Park.
chinese is easy friendo, wiktionary is pretty much all you need, or a good pinyin dictionary. the grammar is brain dead easy and all the insecure hoes speak english anyway
fag
ima just keep doing border runs to japan and thailand yea, the moment you try to formalize anything is the moment the government buttfucks you. no need to get a visa when living is so cheap
i might kill myself then
Never give in to ultimatums.