>Oh yeah, he was so quiet in college.
>Oh my god!! Is that him partying...in a...castle? Didn’t we visit that one last year??
>Oh my god, Stace...do you think he bought Chainlink?
>What’s that? Is that like Bitcoin?
>Um HELLO, like, it’s only the #1 crypto on coinmarketcap right now. It passed Bitcoin a couple of months ago. A handful of people became literal billionaires by buying in early.
>Well, to be fair, I can’t think of any other way a loser like him could afford 3 Lamborghinis and all of those beach houses.
>You gotta admit...he looks pretty cute in that little throne
Hey...remember user?
Joseph Bennett
Liam Johnson
these fantasies are how stinkies make it through the day in their miserable lives
Gabriel Richardson
level 6 thots will get no attention from this link marine once the singularity is achieved
Leo Reyes
*snap*
Yep this is going in my cringe compilation
Owen Perez
lmao
it's seriously fucking pathetic and obnoxious
Kevin Mitchell
one day, one day this will become true.
Jordan Parker
PROTIP: no cryptocurrency will EVER surpass Bitcoin for the top spot, let alone some vaporware shitcoin.
PROTIP 2: Even if, in some hypothetical alternative universe, chainlink actually moons to a striking valuation, you don't have the conviction needed to hold through that and will probably dump your bags like 5-10 bucks
Noah Martinez
LINK 1K EOY RIGHT GUYS? REMEMBER GUYS? 1K EOY? REMEMBER?
Ethan Evans
anons you gotta get this plugin
it turns the cancer into gold :D
Jace Miller
I'd sleep with her for a few QNT.
Ryder Davis
>little throne
bitch my throne is going to rival the iron throne from the books. with a built in toilet
Caleb Reed
Wyatt Brooks
of coarse i bought link dumb bitch...how you think i got this castle
David Price
CIRINGE
Owen Robinson
I am literally bathing in delusion right now and I like it
Anthony Wood
She'd have to offer her anus before me before I would even give 0.0000001 LINK to her.
Elijah Jackson
except i'm literally a chad and your girlfriend would leave you for me in a heartbeat.
Christian Collins
dang user... u need 2 reevaluate yoself
Ryan Gutierrez
Does it also watch for my private key?
Aaron Torres
what do you expect when their shit dumped after ICO and did nothing during the last bullrun. I feel bad for them t b h
Blake Smith
Based Ricardo poster
Lincoln Brown
>"he looks pretty cute in that little throne"
>""""little throne""""
Link faggots can't even make themselves alphas in fucking fantasy while posting cringey 90s high school movie plot lines. Link can't fuck off soon enough so all the pudgy sweaty pajeet memers can neck themselves.
Daniel Phillips
LINKtards are the most pathetic bagholders.
Fucking cringe. I don't even feel bad.
Levi Reyes
OP is living in your head now. Now when you least expect it the phrase "he looks pretty cute in that little throne" will pop in your head.
The LINKy curse. Consider yourself stinky
James Evans
I need a meme of apu sitting on a thrown wearing a crown and cape like Napoleon and holding a link cube.
Andrew Barnes
I wish I could. LINK memes really are a fine art
Carson Morris
>the absolute state of linkcucks
Xavier Nguyen
this shit practically writes itself
Bentley Hughes
>Chainlink
You're also retarded.
Christian Peterson
Good one. I like these short stories
Nolan Ortiz
link is codeword for virgin
Jacob Ross
Fine art you say
Jack Thompson
Imagine still holding Chainlink in 2019. You linkies are truly deluded.
Hunter Powell
hey dipshit,
chainlink will be a paradigm shift for crypto. Once adopted, it's price won't be linked to BTC, it'll be independent.
BTC is SoV and a means of exchange.
LINK is entirely for smart contract adoptions, they are not the same market, despite having similar basic tech.
BTC shitting the bed won't affect it, only use by industry. That in turn will make it a crypto hedge against BTC.
The singularity is coming.
Alexander Adams
based
Angel Scott
Never fucking selling my link in case it ever gets into the dirty hands of some ungrateful cunt like you
Jaxson Flores
cringe
Ryder Bennett
hang in there buddy, help is on the way
Grayson Sanders
>Cringe and Delusion will power neets into the financial elite, ironically absolute bullshit but I believe it
Gavin Wright
kekd
Camden Gonzalez
Any girls who knew you knew in college are fucking used-up HR cattle by now, 100%. You do not want this scenario, OP, step your game up.