/smg/ Stock Market General

Red futures Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous Thread

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Where is everybody? Did you all an hero or something?

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First for you’re all gonna make it.

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It's early in the morning (in the US, at least)
Most people prefer not to be awake at this time if possible

I sold my SSO at $95. When are we dipping down to the upper 80's so I can buy back in?

If you don't wake up at 4-5 am to get ahead of the markets you're never going to make it.

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Red futures = Green at 4 PM.

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Hoping for a better day yesterday was kind of boring market-wise up or down either way but fuck this slow sideways shit

Was there supposed to be a important FED meeting today or something ?

This is how the market usually is, my man
Get used to it

speech at 12:45, expect slow movement until then followed by lots of fucking action.

Shieet, any expectations? bear or bull. Dow jones & SPX feels like a dead cat bounce.

gap down slide up fight me

I know what you want. Oh sure they may have tried to separate us but what we have is too strong – is too powerful.
So we’re not done no matter what anyone says and besides I know what you want. You want me back.
Of course some believed everything and have just been waiting with bated breath to hear me confess it all.
They’re just dying to have me declare that everything said is true and that I got what I deserved.
Wouldn’t it be easy if it was all so simple?
Only you and I both know it’s never that simple not in biz and not in life.
But you wouldn’t believe the worst without evidence would you?
You wouldn’t rush to judgment without facts, would you?
Did you?
No, not you. You’re smarter than that.
Oh well of course they’re gonna say I’m being disrespectful not playing by the rules like I ever played by anyone’s rules before. I never did and you loved it.
Anyhow despite all the poppycock, the animosity, the headlines, the impeachment without a trial – despite everything – despite even my own death.
I feel surprisingly good.
And my confidence grows each day that’s soon enough you will know the full truth.
Wait a minute, now that I think of it, you never actually saw me die, did you?
Conclusions can be so deceiving. Miss me?

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Let me check my crystal ball. He'll try to calm the markets, but we're still fucked from no-deal China, no-deal brexit, and wall shut down.

Thanks

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I bet that's a copypasted Frank Underwood quote or something

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fucking drumpf

yea frequency domain is worthless when applied over a long time period, more useful when you have a bunch of data in a short amount of time

pic related from old SPY yearly data, just pretend the y-axis says price, not voltage

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Yes, the political news that don't affect the financial institutions will affect the markets because people are scared!! Fucking bears. Banks will btfo them.

What type of trader are you?

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AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>not hedging your bets with your genetic investments by having children with 3 or more different women in your lifetime

never going to make it TBQH

your offspring's dna is the most important investment you can make, because if you do it right they will effect humanity's genepool for hundreds, or even thousands of years after you die

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Position

Cloning is a stronger hedge.

apex predator

Overslept for my day job. Kill me.
Also bought some TVIX

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If I put on my IB application earlier in the year I had no options trading experience and now change it to two years (to get a margin account), will they grant me access to the account type?

I'm retarded

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You should probably just contact customer support. Also, imo,options aren't worth it. Just trade 3x ETFs.

Swing
>most fun

>AAL cut guidance
wew
who else /loveshortingairlines/

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I need a margin account to short individual stocks, not really interested in options or CFD's

Fire sale niggers. Buy buy buy. Get your sale cheapies.

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Position. I have done some opportunistic news based leveraged short term shorts, but not often.

I think I broke the market.

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Can't make this up

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DOW DOWN 10000 BY THE END OF THE WEEK

>If I put on my IB application
Wait wait wait. You stock cucks have to (((apply))) to have your money stolen from you in the ponzi? Buauahahahahahahaha

Nice little profit for me. Out of day trades so I'm done for the week. Prep the bear.

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>poo
>goy
>looks jewish
???

>Can't make this up

they do not even hide it anymore

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Ought to.
>bought indexes and defense industry like a good 30 year old boomer
>down 18% cumulative
Think I'm going to buy AMD though and throw away another $60.

This is what I call, purely natural and organic growth.

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You can stay

>AMD
Their run is already over, you are like a week too late. Dont FOMO

back to reality. dead market will be more dead once gov shutdown is over and speculators get their hands on that market data.

>Chad steps are real

Ok WHO IS MEMEING THIS FUCKING TIMELINE????????

Yeah, definitely GOAT. Don't let it go to your head baggy.

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quit false flagging as a trader baggy

When you take away the commissions, it's like you're not in the hole every fucking time you make a trade.

3 more trades like this and you're a millionaire

is there anything wrong with buying exclusively VTSAX and having it being 100% of my portfolio

I like this new trip

That gives more reason to buy stock when its cheap for when the Navi comes out with the small hype surrounds it. Hopefully it goes lower.

Wtf, how?

JAI BOLO KI my very very sexy friends of /smg/ pew pew pew ha just of kidding. My name is Rajesh Patel of NEW DELHI India and I specialize in stock screening software. I make a new screener that show bid/ask price for FREE. Pleasing telling me what you think and giving feedback thanks and JAI BOLO KI! JAI HIND!

markets.cboe.com/us/equities/market_statistics/book

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aaaaaaaaaand we are back!

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If VTSAX goes down you will lose money

Options intended to capitalize on market noise caused by geopolitical events

buy cheapies and sell them when they're worth more

Very impressed

youtube.com/watch?v=OHE3wa3aA94

It looks good, but he could easily lose everything he's made with one bad call

sir please. i have many stocks but don't go up. screener fix problematic for me yes? many thanks sir.

we’re climbing back up to the golden bull

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That's what weak hands are for.

getting promoted next month and expecting to have some more disposable income; is it dumb to try to match my 401k contributions into robin hood? just kinda want to see them compete

Judging by how the checking/savings accounts went I wouldn't do it

Time and cocaine are a cruel mistresses. Lohan was an 11/10 in her prime.

Yeah what ever happened with that?

God damn you are one salty faggot
Good job man

Bear trap

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Going to deploy about $1450 in capital today. Thinking of splitting it between SBUX and MSFT but may get a new position in either MMM or MO.

the accounts could not get proper insurance for banking purposes since they are technically a brokerage firm.

nobody wants to hold over the weekend so better prices should be coming tomorrow right?

what does this mean

no not really I manage to do something similar (i wish as big of a leap) summer of 2017, you'd have to make several bad calls in order to fuck up

What I'm saying is that I only really trust Robinhood with trading stocks/options for now

that’s what i’d be doing still, i’d just be putting more money in on a regular basis

I guess it really depends on how much he puts into each play
From what I've read, I assume he goes all in on all of them

I'm not salty, it's just a fact
It's a risky strategy

I would do it that way then

It’s what I’m doing. 401k for growth, Robinhood for divvy portfolio and fucking around

see you on the other side, friend

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I'm waiting for VXX to pull back to $41.30 and then I'm going to move all except 2.5 times my initial investment on it.

>Robinhood for divvy portfolio and fucking around
Sort of the same here. I use robinhood pretty much just to fuck around and test strategies.. I've had it for awhile but didn't start trading with it until like mid 2018

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what stock baggie

Options

so what option, date of expiry, price...

There was a lot of trades, a mix of long/short options on VXX, QQQ, SPY, USO, TLT, XLE, XLF and GDX

What did you do on the massive +5% day?

Watched my ass get fucked as the gold trade went against me.

Did you sell your puts this morning?

is this a good way to make frens here? :/

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I suggest you cover before close today. Aphria earnings coming out tomorrow AM.

So what brokerages does everyone use?
>Robinhood
>Ally
>TD Ameritrade

I use robinhood because I'm a newbie

My primary acct is with tasty and my IRA is with TD