Is clothing the greatest scam of all time?

Think about it, all our lives we are told we must pay for and wear clothing. Clothing is considered a statement and some people spend small fortunes on wearing clothing and following fashion trends.

In reality, none of us really need clothing to survive. We are shamed into thinking that nudity is obscene or offensive when in reality, it is the clothing companies and government scamming us into purchasing massive amounts of clothing that we don't need.

In moderate to warm climates, there is pretty much no use for clothing. In colder climates, clothing could help prevent frostbite and maintain a body temperature, but aside from personal comfort and climate control, there isn't much use for it.

So go ahead, goyim, buy those new pair of Nike's and those lucky brand jeans. You don't want to be considered unpopular or uncool.

In the meantime, I'm just gonna let my nuts hang.

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Go work in a lab naked, retard

How would you control the urge of not fucking the first woman who has to rub against your cock in highschool locker halls?

Honkeys really do have micro dicks lol

By not being a nigger

How do you control the urge not to fuck women at the gym in yoga pants and a sports bra you degenerate rapist

ew wtf why do white people have such small penises

If your job has dangers that could be protected with personal protective equipment, clearly you would wear clothing. Also, if running or whatever wear protective clothing.... But for the most part in our day to day lives there isn't a fucking use for it.

I watch some raunchy porn, don't get me wrong, but nudists give me the heebies. To me its just a reason for them to be naked around kids disguised as "freedom". Actually pretty fucking gross senpai.

Good luck being naked in winter

Exactly, from a practical standpoint this is the dumbest fucking lifestyle imaginable. Literally first world retards just trying to recharge their spankbank.

Well one thing's for sure, everybody would be a lot more fit. Imagine the shame of being a fat fuck in an all-naked society lol

my boss just walked by and saw that

fuck you

Clothes were invested to make us warm. Duh. That's why people don't wear them in tropical (low altitude) areas.

I really don't like looking at people's genitals and fat deposits, so I like clothes, though I'd rather wear shorts/kilts than pants.

I get what you're saying, but I live in northern euope. Even during the summer it's sometimes too cold to walk around naked.

Clothing in hot areas can help protect against sunburns.

In cold areas, keep me warm.

Everywhere else, act as general protection. Getting your balls stuck on a chair is why choice is important. Briefs and boxer briefs are good.

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Add in my nuts need support due to having surgery on them twice and I like to support my nuts.

Now, if we're talking spending hundreds of dollars on simple clothes, then yes, that is a scam.

You've never seen a nudist colony

Those of us in the northern part of the US would tend to disagree

I like to look fresh

Most people look terrible naked.

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injuries would be a lot worse. just something as miniscule as tripping would fuck you up without clothes. imagine if you tripped in the forest, it could rip your dick off

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Get out

clothing + branding is the ultimate cuck.

how to undercut the masses and make gainz?

Only attractive people should be allowed to walk around naked.

In fact, only attractive people should be allowed to exist at all.

>new pair of Nike's and those lucky brand jeans
>fashion trend
some ghetto trends you're following, nigger

Hygiene is another big reason for it. I don't want to sit on a chair/bed with somebody else's fluids on it. Please fuck off with this shit.

besides that most people don't want to see everyone naked (call it irrational or whatever, it's just how humans work), it's only not cold once it's above 20 C, and unless you are a jungle or desert ape or something it's below that at least for half the year. Also walking with my dick flailing around constantly is really uncomfortable

at the least you need underwear and pants so your house doesn't smell like ass.

Good goyims buy clothes. If you don't spend at least $70 per pair of pants you will look poor.

This is a buy signal for clothes isn't it?

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Imagine the smell

uniroincally wearing amazon essentials jeans right now. They're fucking awesome, regardless of them being $20.

> THANK YOU BASED JEFF

>Not needing basic needs
Not everyone can live in a tropical climate, user. Clothing serves an important purpose, especially in cold weather.