ONE OF US

>text messages
hahahahahah, how stupid do you have to be? what a fucking amateur

>Imagine the smell
literally

Wow, he really is one of our kind.

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When you're at the top, there will always be people trying to take you down by any and all means necissary.

No fucking way rofl. Most expensive braphog in history?

Someone shop an Amazon logo on this

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I'm hoping someone can cleanly shop bezos face on there too.

Guess we found the brap posters.

JUST IMAGINE THE STENCH

hnnnnnggg

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>70 billion dollars

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>THE FULL TEXT MESSAGE CHAIN (YIKES)

'I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.'

'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'I miss you. I want to kiss you right now and tuck you in slowly and gently. And maybe in the morning wake you up and not be quite so gentle with you.'

'Your energy and ideas and competence and SPIRIT turn me on. You make me better. You're meant for me.'

'I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It's bigger than it's ever been and still swelling.'

'I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.'

'You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.

Trump got jealous because bezos is like 1000x more successful than him, and he didn't need a "small loan" of 1 million.

shit can't be real unless jeff bezos is the corniest man alive

This is obese incel tier stuff... Can't be real

my name is smeff

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Once a beta, always a beta.

Cringe.

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He was born of it molded in it

I really hope this is fake the riches man in the world shouldn't be this much of a complete clown

If this is real then it proves you don't even need to be an alpha dominant Chad to be a successful businessman.

Why the fuck do memes always find their way into reality ?

we live in a simulation desu

That’s a big yikes right there

There's a shadowchan where they perform black magic rituals to make them come true.

Fuckin' SAVED!

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Prepare to see this everywhere lmao.

Please tell me they're performing the rituals for LINK.

kek

spoiler its a malasian basket weaving forum

Very good sir

actually we're pumping LTC next

And just like that, a new meme is born

BASED

fake news. I won't believe it till there is a Washington Post article on it

Thanks to Kek memes are reality and reality is memes.

holy shit what a fucking cornball

They're self-reinforcing.

Perfection

Is this what it takes to get laid these days. Holy shit this cringe.

146 billion will get you laid no matter what you say over text

his nose looks like dick and balls.. gg nickelodeon

Nothing like some good old fashioned phallic imagery for the kids

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>I love you, alive girl.
Uhhhhhhhhhh are we just going to ignore how fucking weird that first sentence is? Literally what the fuck did he mean by this?

He's on test dude. It's like being on amphetamines.

theres litrally nothing wrong with this, this guy is the richest men on earth and

compared to him you are all fucking losers

did he get the woman? did he earn 100,000x more money than you will in your lifetime?

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

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Having more numbers compared to others who have a less but differing amount of numbers that men came up with and called money to cause wage slaves and debt is somehow seen as a thing worth shilling for.

You don’t need to tag every reply here and shill because it’s obvious. I find it strange. Reading these messages somehow made me view people like him with a sense of focus and discipline away from women - but seeing this only makes me lose respect. Who am I to judge though. In the end we are all hypocrites.

I’m not saying it’s bad I’m just trying to figure out literally what the fuck he’s even talking about in the first sentence

This is the saddest thing I have ever read. Richest man on the planet. Still a total loser who doesn't know how to talk to women.