This is what 40 billion dollar pussy looks like. Was it worth it, Bezos?

This is what 40 billion dollar pussy looks like. Was it worth it, Bezos?

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Bezos was worth 150b,
his wife gets half
this is a 75b pussy, user.

If he has any balls, he will market sell every stock he owns to crash the stock market, convert to Monero and "send to a burn address"

short AMZN

Actually, Jeff is finally becoming the true Alpha his wealth allowed him to be. Amazon will take over the world.

Monero market cap is less than a billion.

hes got a type, at least. she looks a lot like his wife with slightly bigger tits and a more fake face - perfect billionaire bait.

What is it with multi-billionaires fucking this absolute STATES?

Musk and Grimes. Zuck and his yellow peril. These men can literally have ANYONE they want.

It just goes to show that no amount of wealth or power can erase a childhood and adolescent spent as an unpopular, ugly geek. There are Chad's working minimum wage in Jeff's factories fucking pussy 100x better than this monstrosity.

Sad!

She was probably another billionaire's fucktoy. People like Besoz want what they can't get

this is why the jews took over
the goyim is just a white monkey

Grimes is kinda hot in a weird way desu

This, plus she seems fun to hang out with

Fuck off elon. Back in the factory.

Only to people that enjoy being abused by females. She's clearly a narcissistic and draws enjoyment from making Elon uncomfortable in public.

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Looks like she has FAS or downs.

Larry Elison did well, desu

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uncanny

elon's always uncomfortable in public you projecting sperg

She's just 'quirky', not deliberately demeaning to him.
You're just rationalizing the tendencies you don't want to admit to yourself you have,.

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Anything less and he’s a pussy

>Wagecuck Larpcoping this hard
Lmao

thats 75b put into retarded fashin and pseudocharity shit that wont advance technology

The best part about this is some Chad actually got cucked by Bezos.

>Zuck and his yellow peril.

It's not hard to understand that one at all. The chink was willing to be with him BEFORE he was rich.

This.

This should be a lesson to Jow Forums. No amount of money will make you lovable.

If you feel the need to be loved, you don't deserve wealth.

She won't get half, she will be lucky to get 1b.

Absolute bs. Women are not attracted to chads, but to successful and confident men. At whatever scale, doesn't have to be CEO. 10/10 mean different thing to different people. Grimes could well be 10/10 in Musk's eyes.

I hope you're not a gambler, user. You'll die poor

>Women are not attracted to chads
The only way you can consider this statement true is either delusion or not knowing what a Chad is.

> Women are not attracted to chads
Kek let me guess, "your" GF told you that wisdom :^)

Once you'll have money and get through some golddiggers you'll understand user
So never

This woman was hot like ten years ago but now she's been ravaged by botox and other facial surgeries. If you are worth 150 billion, why not just fuck random hot women in their 20s? Literally just hire someone to scour instagram for women who want to fuck the richest man on earth. Easy.

lmao this ^^^^^^^^^

next joke

t. chad

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Imagine if she goes all on on QNT right fucking now. Just imagine.
She will literally own AWS that way.

keep coping

that includes 99.999% of all people

Proportional to the rate of people that can handle wealth well, checks out.

They are set up for failure by those that view their level of wealth as a threat. Why did Pamela Anderson bring food to Assange before he disappeared from public view?

lol 3D
Just Monika.

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Being extremely wealthy puts you at constant risk of people who want to fuck you over. Any one of those instagram thots could make some false rape allegation or anything to blackmail you. Not worth the risk.
Imagine having such generic taste in games and waifus.

The only girl worst than Monika is Natsuki.

Either way, both are trash

Is sanchez even her real name? Is she actually an undercover lost Bogdanoff?

giga cope

shes literally just as autistic as elon so i dont know where you're getting this stupid shit from

its a set up so he can dump half of his stock in amazon without setting off alarms.

screen cap this

she's really not hot.

Well we need to see the actual hole. Otherwise, no one can properly assess the situation.

Why she look like a Bogdanoff?

Using this he will liquidate as much of Amazon stock as he can and make sure the money stays in Bezos family.

He's losing nothing here.

You can get better tranny escorts that look better than her for just a few thousand. And I'm talking prime Russian or Thai tranny hookers here.

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She looks like a crazy homeless person that somehow got access to dumpster Hot Topic clothes. You have to be fucking blind to think that's hot.

>Becoming true alpha costs 75b
Good goy.

But that is why sometimes your wives have accidents in their trip to the Caribbean and in the sadness of losing your one true love you re-marry a 16-year-old.

>He's not smart enough to keep around a girl who was already with his beta dweeb ass before being rich
>Throw away the huge investment and major asset of a wife in favour of paying rent for hoes
>When you can just fuck hoes on the side anyways
u dumb guy super dumb guy

>risk getting JUSTed
Come on man, they teach you in school that you have to cut your losses short. Tbqh, I'm surprised Bezos' wife has not gotten into an accident yet. Must be coming, or she is already dead and the one we see is a clone with Alexa's AI.

If you want a chick who can down more beer than you, fart louder, and beat you arm wrestling,it is a few billion well spent imo

is this the most anyone has paid for pussy in human history?

Eh, some people have paid with their lives.

maybe she has a new novel way to suck the pepe?

Life is cheap

her vagina must be very nice

I hope Amazon stock tanks. Buying Amazon stock for under 1k would be sweet

Good sex really is %90 enthusiasm and brown girls do freaky shit white girls are too good to do.

But yeah I don't get it. dude has lost half his net worth plus a big chunk of his company by cheating on his wife with some woman who, lets face it, is 50 yrs old. Like why? Talk about dumb.

If you had 150B, money would have no value. You do realize that after about 10B, you basically live life in God mode right? Anything you want can be obtained just by pressing a button. From a new phone to a fucking space shuttle. It's worth nothing to Bezos.

what does the sheen smell like?

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