THANK YOU BIZ

Thank you all now I can finally get the girl of my dreams

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My gf says she “would be wet af receiving any of those”

Is bezos gonna take my girl Jow Forums?

What the fuck? What if this cringy shit looks stupid to us men but actually works on women? I mean Jeff is supposed to be smarter than all of us, maybe he's a master PUA...

hes the richest man on earth, he could just send emoji pasta and it'd work

"I want to sniff you in all your glory, alive girl. Do the dutiful and bend over so I can rapidly blink at you with my eyes." - Bezos

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>I love you, alive girl.
what did he mean by this tho

Not even larping. I sent OP’s image above this

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It was a typo; delete this, friend.

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He was formerly a necrophiliac.

i wrote this for her it will make super ultra lubricated:
I can imagine myself walking in the sunset,
holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of
the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my
body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while
the moon rises high into the sky. The whole
world is asleep, but I am the only one living a
dream. The graceful peace, settling into my
heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what
it should feel like. This is how you're supposed
to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we
lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the
stars become brighter and multiply. Soon
enough, the dark sky is brightened by each
star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand
and lie in a moment of silence when all we can
hear in the background is the calm waves alining
upon the shore and the light night breeze. We
make a wish and lie together in a few more
moments, appreciating eachother for everything
we are. We then both open our eyes to the
diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as
we then both turn to eachother, lying on our
sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are
looking into mine. I look at every inch of your
body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once
again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then
begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is
everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in
all my dreams. Soon enough the stars
slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and
the light of the sun pierces through the sky,
slowly rising as time repeats itself once again.
But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn
into a life that you feel you've lived every single
day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I
appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love
you. I always will.