Wagie thread

Goddamn.

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i think that guy just died inside

Kek

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max cringe

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Good thing Japs put small black bars on top of clits else you'd think they were perverts or something.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
300k starting of course.

Enjoy your 80% tax rate wagie
Hopefully after you pay off your insurance, car loans, internet, utilities, medical bills and mortgage you'll have a few dollars of inflating fiat left to put in to crypto

Excuse me sir, these tendies are a tad cold, i'm going to need a fresh batch after you are done with the mandatory dancing

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This is so damn good. Humor, gore, objectification of women and education all rolled into one glorious package.

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>The ‘Entertainment Factor’ is meant to create a fun, festive atmosphere in our stores and to set us apart from the competition. We seek out crew members who like to perform and we ‘audition’ them in addition to the interview process. That way, they know that entertaining is a job requirement before accepting a position with us. In fact, many of our crew members enjoy the singing so much they create their own songs!

That would be fine and dandy if jobs grew on trees and everybody could pick and choose.

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as more people capitulate we will see singing and dancing become a more common job requirement

Ahaha

They basically do. If you're in the US and too dumb or poor for college, move to the midwest and work in a factory or some shit, dont degrade yourself in the (((customer service))) sector

Human lives wasted in factories so the top of the pyramid can live in unimaginable luxury and degeneracy. I love it.

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Factory jobs are even worse and physically taxing on your body. Customer service wagies dont have it too bad in most cases, as long as their supervisor isnt a complete kike.

If you're smart enough to not be satisfied with that life, then go to college, self teach yourself, or start a business. The amount of class mobility available today for the smart and proactive is nothing short of incredible, unfortunately most are too dumb or lazy to take advantage. The alternative is to whine and complain, and attach yourself to a disenfranchised minority group. with luck maybe you'll guilt some leftist politician to give you UBI someday. Also associating wealth with luxury and degeneracy is counterproductive. Wealth is a tool to empower you and your family's security, nothing more. It's only villinized in order to cement leftist voting blocs

Just depends where you work.
Bartending on the beach isn't bad. I just took this. Listening to chill music drinking my coffee hanging out with old people.

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>"""start a business"""
People always say shit like this but I don't even know what it means. Please explain

"they do grow on trees, except you need to move to them"

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Mein sides!

youtu.be/kICGtnGjndU

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God fucking damnit I hate snowbirds.

Hahaha! Fucking brutal and it goes on for over two minutes.

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>objectification of women
6:10

Jesus christ, dont the employers have any sympathy in murica

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>this thread

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Just why?
What's the goal here?

Motivation to never be a wagie. Like those fat hate threads on Jow Forums.

This thread gave me a bigger incentive to study more in school.

Nah, i meant why do they make them dance?

stop being a wagie and double your eth here

ethfortnite.com/?masternode=0xf21e4dca3e7c05be54778cfc5a33d04c4b890a03

If you think of all the internet sites that have came and gone, it's kind of crazy to think that a shitposting meme site like Jow Forums made it this far.

heeheeheeey.online/whaaat.mp3

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Because there is probably some top executive or high ranking regional manager getting paid 1 million dollars a year who once attended a talk at an industry convention where some other retard that gets paid 1 million dollars a year to talk at these conventions pitched this idea to industry leaders because his 3-year-old kid with a 10 million trust fund once smiled while at Disney when the wagies there were dancing.

30 years of cocaine abuse and heavy medication to treat STDs from fucking so many underage asian and latin american underage sex slaves make you conclude from that that consumers love to watch wagies dance, so you advice the industry to make their wagies dance. And because of 20 years of cocaine abuse and heavy medication from getting so many STDs from fucking asian and latin american underage sex slaves make you think that is a good idea, so you fund it and now wagies dance.

Yeah. That's pretty much it.

4 month into comfy status here.
it's about 3:30PM here and I just got back from grocery shopping.
It's so nice to go to the grocery store during the day. When I was a wagecuck, I would go grocery shopping when all the wagecucks would shop (after 5:30PM). Everyone is so much calm and nicer during the off peak hours. No one is rushing to get their grocery done. All the shelves are nice and neatly stocked.
This is one of the nice thing about being a NEET that no one talks about on here

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Look at the type of people who work there. This is you user

I believe most of this

I CAN'T UNSEE
EVERYDAY WE STRAY FARTHER FROM THE LIGHT

This is literally how these decisions get made.

You bet it is. I know this shit first-hand. It is almost unreal. This is how decisions are made in any well-established billion dollar industry. Everything from the bullshit you see at low-end restaurants, to the features of the new iPhone. This is it.

It's a meme

It's the "just be yourself bro" of buisness.

user your photo looks like a painting wtf. Thats a really good photo.

Sounds quite reasonable reasoning for all this dancing thing desu

Gut one.

>What's the goal here?
These threads saved my life by scaring the shit out of me. I got my shit together, started investing in crypto, and now and so much more secure and happy.

>rich people buy mass produced products and not individually crafted products such as super cars

Now of course there is production in those cases but to compare that to say someone working at a civic factory is a joke

Genuinely retarded

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This only happens in the US.

Is that an early 1900s kneepad?!

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I made this one

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of course they fucking buy mass produced products

user, BACK TO WORK OR ELSE

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user, you think you could photoshop the above pic of the amazon wagie

pixlr.com/editor

considering these are entry level jobs, I firmly believe this is a dehumanization tactic to break people just entering the workforce. it's sort of like in the military where people are forced to mop up rain or dig a hole with a spoon.

just wow.

it's amazing to me that people haven't had a revolution yet, this is worse than anything.

Pick a profitable niche, or learn a high-income skill and build a business around it.
Because of the internet, you can self-teach yourself everything, and the start-up cost for an online business is significantly cheaper than a physical business. If you're idea is good enough and marketed enough, you can scale up your business and eventually reach millions. You don't need a degree to start a business.
Of course, it's easier said then done. You have to learn about the legal shit, how everything works, how to deal with other people, networking, and then hope you're shit doesn't go out of business, sued, hacked, etc.

The goals are usually to make tons of money running a business, or sell it for tons of money, or completely automate it where you just sit around and earn millions.

hes pretty good but nothing to celebrate working at walfart

Nice view

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>white bitches are all off beat
how many times do you think they had to stay late to practice this without getting paid
how many times did their kids eat cereal for dinner alone because of the above

one of my favorite videos on the internet

there was a time when i thought that high-powered executives weren't substance-abusing degenerates, but that was before i sold blow

It's suppose to be some german robot cage. At first glance I though it was a cnc machine.

I really feel sorry for these people..

Thanks user.

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if he told me to sing id just say this

vocaroo.com/i/s0CAS5cphWG0

you know thag manager is gay

I've enhanced their corporate Wiki page:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Stone_Creamery

>start a business

Why, so the Demojews can take most of my money and give it to people they import to vote for them and to subsidize stupid people in government jobs and outright criminals?

No thanks

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Stone_Creamery

Hold my sides

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oh man, that reminds me

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LOOOOOOOOL

anonymity keeps it alive

Moot is literally an "anonymity expert" at google

moot works at google now?
i'll kill him

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A good classic.

youtube.com/watch?v=HpPUUWp5sO4

He has for like 5 years where the fuck have you been? Also please do.

Studies show workers arent motivated by more money. You don't want more money do you? You want to DANCE AT WORK!

Because all the other NEETs are too autistic to leave their house. The feeling of walking into a store knowing there’s no line at the register is underrated.

NO

FUCK

(((studies)))

youtube.com/watch?v=JI6AaoLnvgk
I'm still a slave
Working for you
I live in this cage
What do I do?
Chains on my legs
Laying these eggs
You're getting the credit
Why don't I get it
This slave am I
Still questioning why
This work is done by me
Why can't you see
If I die will you be happy
Don't cry, boy, they'll be laughing
Treat me better, give me recognition
Eventually you've got to listen

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this is what happens when your country is based around gobbling corporate cock

whenever you see them dancing, stare right in the eyes with a very sad look

>still up several hours later

Based

Yeah, I edited the robot out but maybe it's better with the robot.

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Abother one? Are they trying to deliberately spark a communist revolution?

LOL

well done