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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Buy TIVO

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Fug, I was so close

Don't make threads until we hit limit dummy.

Previous thread
Hehehe

the fuck so many god damn threads

I'll give it five then delete it, see which one picks up more traffic

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

brushie brushie

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VTSAX OR VTI WHAT DO I DO

WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE IT MAKES NO SENSE

One is a mutual fund, one is an ETF

11.30 by next week

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but whats the difference to the end user investor if they move the same each day and have the same expense ratio

Vanguards website literally says 'VTSAX is also available in ETF form, VTI' so its the same thing?

I believe the mutual funds have minimum account requirements.

most do, usually around $2500 to start a position in a mutual fund, but rebalancing is free

yeah VTSAX has a $3k minimum, but that wont be an issue for me. Is that really the only difference, why even bother with a minimum if the expense ratio Vanguard makes is the same? It makes no sense, theres no neeed to make investoring so uber complicated like this

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

>he fell for the bear meme

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I too have been throwing pocket change at meme stocks.

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frick off ricky

Bears are stupid and will never have a girlfriend

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We were green almost all week. Guess next one is gonna be red.

DUB CONFIRM BASED ETERNAL BULLRUN IS HERE

2600 EOD

Depends on bank earnings.

Bears BTFO

digits confirm bears are incorrect

>he doesnt know the Plunge team pumped us for 4 months to all time highs last time. LOL YOUR LIFE HAHAHA

they'll be extraordinary, as they always are

imagine being a bear

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I'm 19% in banks, I sure hope they do. I'd like to offload some of this. I don't feel comfortable being this deep into one sector.

imagine being a weab manchild

Is there a URL I can bookmark that filters the catalog?

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>19% in banks
oof that's gonna sting

What's going to be the best performing stock of 2019 and why is it LCI?

/smg/ has always been a very high IQ multiverse thread

imagine both not watching anime and being a bear

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So when will we hit mid teens?
Been riding this bad boy since 4.90, thanks for the tip pal.

Fucken atvi. Might have to tax harvest this shit.

Announce some damn games already.

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are you ignorant to the fact interest rates are rising + Loan receivables are bullish?

Pray for me, lads.

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What is your take on Facebook?

>he didn’t buy GE at $8

It depends how long he's going. Higher rates also mean higher default rates and derisking.

we all know you want a handsome bear bf

Why yes gentleman, I do believe we might be back

Id like to see your skinny, Communist ass get into an argument with Warren Buffet on the Banks

Go ahead and tell him what you just said, itll be funny

>SPY Put

no compassion for bears, you profiting would mean others would lose money

stock market bears and gay man bears are two different things

>new taxes in uh france that will probably be implemented by the rest of the EU
>controversies every other month
>only boomers use it
Instagram is the one thing that keeps me from just buying LEAP puts.

>the DOW PLUNGES 0.03% amidst U.S gov shutdwon

>stock market bears and gay man bears are two different things

Are they really though?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I’m up .03%, still gween! Very good week, I have two days a week to actively trade now and it’s amazing. This week we’re going to a Romano’s in Chula Vista, California. This place looks like a shithole and the pic is low res so we’ll have to be careful

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If banks fall, would brokers be next?

A forced red friday for green next week. I'll take it.

thought you went to Romanos last week. also who is "we"

To bulltards: Your asses are gonna get fried next week, enjoy your weekend ;)

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>skinny
lol

>argument with Warren Buffet on the Banks
Berkshire Hathaway is going to get raped in the next recession. Consolidation in the industry might save them 15 years down the line, but in the next year or so it won't be pretty.

Soso week, I need some more gains to balance out last fall

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Down 1.26% today because of atvi.

Up huge for the week cuz of LCI.

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seething rage. you'd rather to see the world burn than to have bulls to profit hahahahaha. pathetic loser.

based macaroni grill.

up this week, entered a new position in MO which increased my annual dividend by $93 and I'm about to get trashed this weekend watching handegg with frens

who else here /even or higher/ since the Q4 2018 correction

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Beartards BTFO the 2nd week in row

Obviously Losers lose but it still feels good

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FUCK

I have 6k in FB and I am down 13%

chula vista aka chulajuana used to be a shithole, its becoming nicer now due to based gentrification

Made $57.55 this week but in 2019 still down about $280. Today was pretty good.

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Imagine shorting the bottom lmao bear faggots utterly destroyed lmaoooooooooooo

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>Betting against Berkshire
>Betting against Buffett
>Betting against capitalism
>Betting on timing the market
>Betting on communism

JUST

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why have we got two threads?

Just two?

0.53% up. Pretty decent considering indices did worse.

Imagine buying the top in October, LOL.

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And yet I was still up 4% last year, double Berkshire. Time will tell who's right in the end, however.

buttravaged bears are lashing out

It’s a visualization exercise I include with my data mining. Don’t think about it, just picture yourself in a Romano’s Macaroni Grill for a minute and tell me how much money you made or lost.

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Does it matter? There's 50 wojak spam threads and 100 coin spam threads at any given time, so 2 stock threads isn't a big deal.

Why are we green? Fuck the PPT and fuck this market. This is not healthy. This manipulation will be the downfall of world economy. Let this credit bubble pop.

it's messing up my tab layout

THERE'S GOING TO BE A RECESSION Jow Forums TOLD ME SO

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At least people that bought the top will still see a return

Down 0.06 today. Total portfolio down 7.75% thanks to the Christmas plunge for those couple of weeks in December

Up %0.83. Recovering from my affair with options, still down %10 overall

Oh sure....... In 5-8 years.

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Imagine bein a tard bull tard after 2 months of dips and consolidation, this shit will crash to 2k before the end of this month, cya fags

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you shorted the bottom didnt you?

>checks post history
Holy fuck you did HAHAHAHAHA

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when are we going to see the compiled data?

>Imagine bein a tard bull tard after 2 months of dips and consolidation

that's exactly when you should be bullish, you fucking brainlet
you're supposed to buy low and sell high, not the other way around

I'm long and short with a bearish bias.
>He believes in buy and hold
>He bought the literal top of a market cycle

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2months isnt shit, its just the start idiot. only retail fags are buying now. institutions sell

lol imagin beig bul
bul want stok go up but stok no go up it go dowm lol dum bulz

Mutual fund the dividend can be automatically reinvest (this is where the real growth comes from). ETF I believe gives you the dividends as cash

whatcha doing this weekend, babe?

My portfolio is pretty geared toward higher rates in the next few years, as long as the credit spread isn't fucked I'll be okay. I'm holding NRZ JPM and BAC for these reasons.

For bears, nothing is good enough. Market falls 20% and they act like it never happened. Assumptions never revisited.

It's crash or sit on the sidelines. You had an opportunity and you squandered it.

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kek, do you think some people might have a hunch about monday?

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Up .72%. God bless GM and TMUS carrying me today.

Oh you said this week, I am up 2.88%! Almost green for the month!

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I do the same thing here on most Fridays

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Nice trips bible bro, what are you holding?

Sadness because I'll have to withdraw money soon to move out

And anger that Robinhood likes to manipulate their charts so much

>Pic related

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