>Start a company called Amazon
>Lose half of your fortune to your taller wife
what did he mean by this?
Start a company called Amazon
Evan Kelly
Liam Green
They're dumping stock in a legal manner, fucktard.
Levi Carter
what do you mean?
Mason Jones
Nonsense. The truth is even billionaires can be beta cucks.
Nicholas Phillips
manlets
when will they learn?
Josiah Baker
I mean that the whole world is about to get JUST'ed, and Bezos wants to pull a Charlie Lee via a legal loophole.
Leo Torres
t. alive girl
I'm quite certain this isn't 4d chess
Zachary Cooper
He is a BRAAAAAAAPER sniffer
Brayden Moore
I don't get it. How does the divorce allow him ot manipulate the market?
Ryan Evans
>It's easier to believe that this is all a nefarious plot to dump stocks than to admit that the richest man that has ever lived is a cornball cuck
Noah Gomez
ENOUGH, BACK TOO THE CAGIE
Parker Cruz
Leglets btfo
Lincoln Taylor
i would kill for an amazon gf but this bald manlet cheated on her. i dont get it
Logan Kelly
I'm a BBBBBRAAAAAPPP sniffer but I'm not a cuck
Christian Bailey
>that has ever lived
Nero probably spent more.
Julian Bailey
She said she isn't selling her half.
Levi Rivera
the courts will force him to sell $68 billion in stock circumventing insider trading laws ya dip
Nathaniel Ortiz
Maybe it's histories most expensive findom session?
Samuel Roberts
Every single thing Bezos has touched has turned to gold and been a seemingly brilliantly thought out strategy several years in the making. It is more consistent and logical with what we know about him that this was also coordinated. He’s a Trump tier genius.
Liam Allen
>trump tier genius
William Gonzalez
>trump tier genius
trump literally only has one or two billions and he was born into wealth
Noah Taylor
allows him to safely pull half of his money/assets out and keep em somewhere safe and then buy the dip in his own stock when the market shit's itself in a few months.
James Ross
you're not a billionaire either
Liam Foster
>Trump tier genius
>
Evan Bell
Explain further please?
All we know is that hey didn't divorce because he's beta, or any normal divorce reason. Every single multibillionaire in existence is a sociopath. They usually don't work like human beings, Bezos' "wife" hasn't been his wife in the normal sense for atleast 2 decades.
So they're splitting up for some other reason.
Jackson Jenkins
>Every single thing Bezos has touched has turned to gold
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