How to get away with lying???

if you faggots arnt gonna tell me how to get away with lying, dont respond.

i really wanted to get a single bedroom apartment or something similar where i would have my own room and my own roommate. And you what my mother said??
>what!
>youre going to get an apartment with a random person you dont know at all!???
>DONT DO THAT
>YOURE ROOMMATE SHOULD BE ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS
>im gonna pay for it

and she said, that she doesnt even care if i live in the street. she wants me to get an apartment with a "friend" or no deal, and shes cutting me off.

oh, by roommate, i mean someone in a different room thats random.

Social anxiety stems from an imbalance in the chemistry from your brain. You brain literally does not have the NUTRIENTS to complete its chemical functions.

If you FEED YOURSELF HIGH NUTRIENT FOOD suddenly your brain can do its fucking job = no anxiety.

You can actually be normal. Eat a fucking steak.

I used the Release Technique to get rid of nearly all of my anxiety. It's an absolute miracle.
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i dont want to get rid of my anxiety. I dont care if i have it.
i just want a place to live to next year thats my own room.

my mother is threatening to have me live on the street if i dont find a specific person to share a house or apartment with next year.

also this, after i reintroduced fruits and berries into my diet, my brain has been functioning significantly better.

Lol your mothers a total cunt
Get a job and cut ties with her

Tell her some random person is your friend. How is she going to provs otherwise? Normal people dont ring up their kid's friends and ask them if you are really friends.

i dont want to cut ties.
i just wish i had financial independence so, i didnt have to meet her social needs
i dont know. i get a bit of guilt when i go overboard on the lie. i know i could lie for one time event. But i know shell ask stuff like
>whats x doing for his summer?
>why arnt you hanging out with x with summer.

You know this summer. My mom literally told me she doesnt want me to look for internship. shed rather i find a group of friends to tour a foreign country with. Last year, she was upset with me for a week, when i told her i had no friends to vacation with during the summer

its so annoying.
she claims shes very open minded and brags
>you know, if you kids were gay, i wouldnt care at all
>i wouldnt care if you kids married a person of a different
>you can be an art major
yet, when i tell her i prefer being alone. She freaks out. She never wants to accept me for who i am.

that's entirely retarded. how do people fall for these memes?

this is simple. advertise the room in the apartment you want to rent at below market price on craigslist, you'll get tons of emails. eg advertise the room for 500, pay 1200 to the landjew, tell your mom it costs 1400.

>t. eats only doritos and hates himself

Tell your mom you're all in on bitcoin and don't have time for temporary friends.

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i have no room. and all the apartments near me are sold out because my parents wouldnt let me buy one cause they said
>why would you need an apartment
>go make friends so you can share a house with them
i have nowhere to live next year. i dont know what to do

there's no easy way to get away with lying. it just takes practice. you can make up stories beforehand though so you only have to improvise a little bit on the spot. best thing is to make up a recurring lie:
>mom i joined a study club for friday nights
this way you can talk about your homework if you get lost during the convo. also, each week you just make up some tiny simple social anecdote from the club:
>yeah stacy showed me this way to remember a formula
your mom's mind will run wild if you mention a girl, and you just have to vehemently deny any relationship, she'll just magically come to the conclusion that you and her are gonna get married on her own. she'll love that. now you're set champ, have fun living a life in obscurity

the best lies are sprinkled with truth

btw, make up a girl's name that isn't in your school or she'll find some random girl on facebook and add her

study club might be good excuse
finally, a poster whose not a normie cuck.

Wha tthe fuck am i gonna do about living next year? My parents literally wanted me to magically find 4 people to rent a house with ffs. i have no idea what to do about that... im so stuck.

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Realize that she just wants you to be happy. Stop being a miserable prick

>jordan peterson said he'll literally die if someone blows powdered sugar on him! He is the pinnacle of rational and healthy thinking, praise kek!
>t. awkwardly buys hundreds of dollars of beef products every week

that might have to do with pricing more than anything. this one could be challenging.
try to find two ads on craigslist or whatever that are same price, one place sharing a room and another just an individual. then switch the phone numbers, but show your mom the ad of the sharing a room place.
however you might just have to live with someone though, definitely you should at least get your own room in a 2 bedroom apartment or a house
key here is to make your own arrangements instead of letting her do it

OP I'm in the same boat as you. I don't want friends because they are distractions but what I can say is we can easily make them. All you have to do is join ANY club and it's free friends. You already know they all like the same thing you do so they automatically accept you.

she doesnt want me to be happy at all. she wishes she had a fucking normie as a son whose the life of the party so she could hear all the latest gossip about to talk about during family dinners

Buy XRP and BCH and then KYS

>Ill have to lie to my boss about this in the future.
No you won't, at least, not if you choose the right profession and have interesting hobbies. I'm single, have no friends, and only leave my apartment for food and work. I work as a data scientist. Whenever my boss or coworkers ask what I do in my free time, I talk about whatever machine learning project I've been working on most recently. My boss fucking loves this and let me take home a $5,000 workstation for my own personal use.

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so im gonna have to use craigslist....
is there any other way to search for apartments with your own room?
god. i wanted to fix this in october, but MY FUCKING BITCH MOTHER wouldnt let me get a fucking single room apartment cause
>you just have to share house with 4 other guys
>those guys could bring girls and introduce you to girls!
shes a fucking psycho
she doesnt give a shit about my grades. she iterally told me to blow off studying for statistics exam to do something friday night.

well thats just great.
so my mom is literally putting 10x more stress on my life for fucking nothing.

WHY DOES SHE FORCE ME TO DO THIS SHIT???

Imagine being this retarded

This 100000000000x

Yeah you're right, it won't work.
Guess you're fucked then dickhead :)

dude you're in college fucking go make some friends even if they aren't the coolest people it's so fucking easy just go smoke weed with people

i had like 50 friends in college in the first month of freshman year. go to parties. just show up solo and start talking to random people. social anxiety? get fucked up on different shit and you'll become talkative. your mom is trying to help you get prepared to deal with real life because having people skills and friends is going to be a huge benefit to you in the long run.

you fucking faggot you don't have to make a million friends just make at least ONE friend even if he's a fucking dork. how pathetic can you be to not even be able to make ONE friend

fucking this. college is the easiest place in the world to make friends. everywhere you go people are socializing

Kill yourself normie