Birthday today

>birthday today
>not a single person told me happy birthday
>still a virgin
>still haven’t made it financially
>crypto bag holder since January
>dead end job

what now besides death?

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you haven't even been holding for a full month yet stop crying

Imagine if this place wasn't full of people like you, it would be much more happier and productive environment. People like you, who den't get together ruin this place.

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Just buy LINK and wait

did you turn 35 today?

yeah

Happy birthday, user.

Happy birthday user. Things will get better

35 year old virgin. RIP.

you get what you put out...put in nothing you get nothing
Simple as that bud, good luck with the rest of your sad life

what do you think is the main reason you havent gotten laid?

No, normies like you ruin this place.

Happy birthday fren

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happy birthday user

It#s also my birthday

I got 3 text wishes (2 from company, 1 cousin) and 2 calls (father, girlfriend)

people like OP made this place. Jow Forums has always been full of virgins. fuck off you dumb cunt

Happy birthday motherfucker, we can alway do something for change our situation , hard work and vision

Thanks guys

social awkwardness growing up, ugly as well

Happy birthday user

Birthdays are for children to celebrate op. Grow the fuck up.

>tfw same as OP but birthday in a couple weeks
>tfw touchless kissless virgin only 2 years away from wizardhood
>tfw still not make it
>tfw cant even get dead end job

Serious question guys, if you don't want to be a virgin and you still are at a certain age, why don't you fuck a hooker?

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this

happy birthday user.

that doesn't count

i fucked the sht out of a thot last night

being a virgin is more about social skills than it is about the physical act itself

I‘m afraid

Happy birthday dude!

Take 3 weeks off and go on a sex vacation to Thailand. It'll only cost like $3000 and you will have slept with at least 20 women.

Happy birthday fren
I will pray for you

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you go to jail and end up on local news as some kind of sex ring sting

hey user
happy birthday

NOT

LMFAOOOOOO LOSER!!!!!!!

Just USA things

Happy birthday, don't give up, you never know what the future holds. Maybe try going to church one day, you may find it weird but people are usually pretty nice over there

Don’t giv up fren. Things could be worse. Some people made terrible mistakes and are paying for it for their entire lives. You just didn’t start your life yet :^)

I turned 35 last month too user, also stuck in this living hell. For what it's worth, happy birthday and congratulations on making it this far bro. All will be good.

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I imagine most of the 30+ virgins on this site are Americans. The prostitution biz in this country is not safe. There are TONS of catfish, sting operations are not uncommon. The fact that it exists in a black market means that most of the girls are trashy, drug addicted coalburners. Most Americans don't live in a major city so prostitution likely doesn't even happen in their area. If I lived in Germany or something I would probably have a dozen 10/10 prostitutes under my belt.

Is that your thread too?
kohlchan.net/int/res/1894163.html

I'm from holland and I would trade our hookers and blow for your first and second amendment in an instant.

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I live in Illinois with a non-violent criminal record so I can't exercise my 2nd amendment anyway. Every nigger in Chicago has an illegal weapon but oh no I have a DUI so I'm not allowed. You need to get issued a FOID card in this commie shithole state. I can't wait to move down south.

But yeah being able to say whatever I want without getting arrested is pretty nice.

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>own gun which is only good for occasionally larping on insta

>get fired from your job for non-pc speech

hookers and drugs are great tho

thanks anons I know it doesn’t seem like much but i appreciate it

Why not, it's probably a lot better than most sex...

I have no experience with hookers, but normal sex can be very bad.

Being a virgin is more about mindset, believing in yourself is the first step, and im assuming most havent even made that step.

Dont be afraid friendo, there's nothing to worry about

??

Can someone confirm?

kys

you can reverse this and you know it