Ways to ACTUALLY make money in 2019

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The knowledge is hidden and locked away, all ill tell you is be better then them at murdering.
They will test you if you make bold claims, have the knowledge to always be a step ahead and terrify them with true power.

very few anons who actually know how to make money online will never reveal it for obvious reasons. anyone who shares his own secrets is just a scammer or troll.so you have to figure it out on your own.

Thinking of doing sextortion maybe unironically... are there dating sites that let you access through tor?

Do you guys actually have any skills? I unironically advise a crypto start up and we're always looking for freelancers.

You have to be based in the US though. No streetshitters.

tor exit nodes are banned from almost every major sites nowadays.

what if I'm a leaf? Not pajeet/chinaman leaf either. I can do web dev/smart contract dev

Yeah I know, sadly.. maybe there's a dumb site that let's me through somehow, I'd go for pedophiles, most likely they will comply

get rich quick schemes works until it doesn't. If you don't have any morals and can get in on a scheme early, there's huge potential.

The thing is even the get rich quick schemes are like startups. Most won't be picked up by normies.
Something with some real value like spices may fail, but something as stupid as shrimps may work.

Get a degree and become a wagecuck

>but something as stupid as shrimps may work.
The fuck did you just say?

Potentially, anywhere I can view your work?

anyone who is from a first world country but not making huge money from millions of third world morons is just a moron himself.

>be a white preferably first world citizen
>found your own company on paper at least
>go to any third world shithole
>contact some right people
>local (real) businessmen there would do anything in order to make business with you

brown millionaires are literally dreaming of being partners to white businessman, it doesn't matter how big you are. however china etc. are already saturated but still there are tons of new money places.

Brown people distrust Caucasians. Sure you’d be able to find a millionaire trying to fit in with the whites but most of them aren’t

limiting yourself to the bedroom is making it hard to come up with any ideas

what you say is might be true for brown immigrants and youth gang types but brown local businessmen are completely the opposite. I'm personally in this business.

I’m a brown humanoid speaking from experience. I have successful family members that got rich from doing business and they still don’t like white people. I went to my home country for the first time last year and the people there and the one white guy I saw was being mocked by his partners in a language he had no understanding of. My experience doesn’t speak for all countries tho, so I guess you could find a Caucasian friendly 3rd world shithole for ez profit.

another good way to make funds is drugs sell weed and shit.
i have crack houses all over usa i have workers that deal with everything and i come visit them once a week. i only visit them to see how the cash moves other than that they deal with everything im about to visit them in like 10-20 minutes

>white guy I saw was being mocked by his partners in a language he had no understanding of
Never realize how much shit latinos talk until i started taking spanish lessons. They are like australians on steroids.

We're in a timeline in which btc went to 20k
Why is that? What exactly is broken?

what kind of help are you looking for and how can i contact you

Translation german english portuguese interested in "doing crypto" peel.the [email protected]

>yandex.com
lel russian streetshitter

wagie and sell drugs ez, make an extra 20k a year tax free on top of muh 70k that i get from wagecucking.

Get caught and you’re fucked for life

What was the business in question kind sir?

I'm learning how to count cards to win at blackjack.

No idea honestly. I know two distant relatives who left America with AAs in accounting and the next thing you know they are driving nice cars and have big houses. I met them and I wanted to ask what they did but I’m wasn’t fluent enough to not feel embarrassed. My dad told me one of them owns his own business and the other is a major player in a big company in Dubai.

Invest in silver bullion.

Make bank.

Amazon is tough nowadays.

Fucking chinks selling items for 60p, free postage, because all they fucking pay is 1/2 a penny.

HALF A FUCKING PENNY POSTAGE. I have to pay £2.80 minimum!

Also selling more expensive shit is tough also due to the fucking fees. 15% + 75p + 20% of that as VAT.

You can always download robinhood and trade penny stocks like I do. I make minimum 500 a week doing this and I've done so well I convinced my parents that I could quit my job over at pizzahut.

Any good resources on learning how to trade penny stocks?

>why the hell do you even visit Jow Forums?
chainlink memes

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No one got rich off penny stocks

The irony is that the get rich quick scheme is actually a get rich quick scheme in itself.
Just fucking sell people idea that they can make thousand of dollars from home not doing nothing.
Sell your own Dropshiping/Affiliate marketing courses for hundred of dollars/month, or if you are lazier then sell other people courses.
You can even sell PDFs teaching people how to do something, easier money but less ROI you can even sell people how to get fit

just read the book bro its free money. why wouldnt 4hrs of your time reading translate into a lifetime of free riches. kys you fucking retard

No it is not, just buy one of those search engines for products and use it to find cheapest popular item and list it as your own.
Buy it and send it to seller address something like dropshipping but from same country, you can get anywhere from few % to 20%/product from that.

yo rothschilde
give me a biz that cost less than 200$ to start
no car just got a pc

He would rather just drink your blood.

>I need your wisdom and your cum.
Incredible

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how to make money online:
be a camwhore
steal your family's credit cards
realize that not having money is actually worth more than having money because not having money means you will learn how to live without money and render an infinite amount of money useless

u kidding?
they only want the virgin stuff
mine has aids

not like u been to a banquet

Get a loan and trade stocks you dumbass and when you get decent income as well as holdings buy into mortgages and get some properties.

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Checked and fucked

>35 x 20k ath = 700k
ouch... Part if me is glad I'm a newfag and didn't fuck up that badly.

Found George Soros

What book

No memes my school took away my financial aid and im fucked I need money.
I just need enough so I can graduate with this shitty engineering degree and wagecuck it for the rest of my life

if thats your only ambition just get private loans

Buy cheap bulk truffles from China, break them down into smaller parcels, mark up, sell to local high end restaurants under the guise of good truffles.

Start an online pharmacy

Get a paypig or several. If you are a young androgynous guy with big feet, you are bound to find some cucks willing to be your human atm

Cccccchrcked and witnessed

Work hard in high school to get into a good university, study a degree and get a good paying job in law, medicine, engineering or finance. Work your butts off and get promoted.

I know it’s what you don’t want to hear

And in addition to that, pic related

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There's actually places telling how to make money online. I already mentioned them here once but not many people cared so whatever

please do tell about one of these places fren

Nulled.to

I sell ACTUAL products on internet now.
Get bunch of cheap shit from China and sling it on FB, CL, eBay, wherever you can.

I do, but I'd prefer to use my skills for passive income rather than being a wageslave

LOL I’ve been on that site to leech on free Hulu and Netflix accounts. There are no ways to make money other then selling your own combos. All those fake e books and tutorials are just scams.

Just bought a 3 bedroom appartment, live in one, rent the 2 others out.
The rents cover the mortgage, I pay bills+taxes, rounds up to roughly 200€ per month, in a city where rent for a 1 bedroom apprtment is around 500€/month without charges.
Borrow over 3 lines of credit, average interest 1.39% insurance included. Didn't buil my financials relying on it, but it's more than likely I'll be under inflation rate for most of the lenght of the mortgage.

Money that used to go towards rent is kept until it reaches 5k batches, entry ticket to put in an 8 year term life insurance at 6% guaranteed per year, no risk.

Working on getting 2nd MBA financed by my firm, so I can leverage it into consulting as teacher for business school as exit strategy, easy money and light hours.

Penny stocks are a risky, but great way to build some capital. However, it's often more like gambling than investing.

If you don't have at least a few thousand saved, then the market is not worth the effort. If you do, invest in a mix of stocks which constitutes a partially diversified portfolio with high volatility. Only pick winners, and stick to short/mid-term gains. If you know how to read, then you can beat the market short-term. I mean, I'm up nearly 25% since Christmas.

>having a business or other form of relation with le brown african millionaire

no thank you

Holy fuck I saw those digits and was waiting for someone to check them and had to scroll this far. What the fuck is up with this place these days

Scamming is central to everything

The best way to make money fast in large amounts is to sell dreams to people. Investment scammers sell dreams of gains, life coaches prey on people's lack of self confidence and dreams of handling their life better, psychologist prey on people's dreams to feel better etc.

Sell the dream and take the real money

You looked at the wrong parts of the forum then, retard

>teacher's strike
>I have a teaching credential
>150 dollars a day every day of the strike
>I'm a filthy scab/strikebreaker
>I'm gonna rack up hours and hours of experience despite being horrifically underqualified just because LAUSD is THAT desperate for teachers
>buy weed and dog food, invest the rest
>hurt unions along the way
>Supreme Court ruling that employers can just replace strikers with strikebreakers at their leisure and even hire them permanently
>can now add my work during the strike to my resume
>even more tutoring/teaching jobs

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>have to deal with unruly brats who are mad that they have to be in school

That site is for kids hoping to get money off the internet. I would know since I was one of them, and guess what? You’ll never make money on without setting up your own shop or selling scammy ebooks.

>Scamming is central to everything

The mentality of a scammer.

How about you use the internet to learn about COGS and then start a business in the physical realms you fucking cyborgs.

Making money online is easy. Just look at what people are already doing. Pretty much every single website out there is making money somehow.

Just stick to something and get good at it, it's gonna be rough at first but when you start seeing money coming in it will be very rewarding.

Good luck anons. Hope everyone makes it.

Hey, it's a great gig as long as I'm still a student myself. I doubt I'll have too much time for side jobs in med school. but so far it's been great.
Shit I've done for money so far at 25:
>housesitting: 80-100 bucks a weekend to watch somebody's TV and smoke weed in their backyard
>dog walking/dogsitting: 80-100 bucks for a week of taking your dogger on the walk I was already gonna take
>tutoring: 20 bucks for the usual, 100-300 dollars to help you cram for a test/licensing exam/job evaluation; additional payment in the form of food and booze from parents
>writing assignments: 200 bucks a pop for grammar, rewriting, editing, etc.
>wagecucking: 7.25 an hour as a bagger starting at 15, 13 an hour for restaurant work during college
>flipping/pawning shit: variable profit
I'm frugal and it works because I only pay 4 grand a semester thanks to scholarships.

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I should add: pricing for tutoring goes up if I don't know the subject and have to learn it myself to teach you, proportionate to how little time there is for me to do it.
Cash only.

Did you start college late? Shouldn’t you be in med school by now?

The mentality of a sucker target
Great user, I do coding tutoring to kids whose parents want them to get in on the coding meme and I earn above average income in my city doing 4 hours a day tutoring. I think you can scale up your operations and earn way more.

Part of me is annoyed that you can’t read/ do basic math.

Print out the names of the top 50 companies on the S&P500. Throw ten darts at the sheet, and invest where the darts land.

Review it in three years and you'll have done better than 98pc of crypto traders

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I got heavily into drugs, dropped out as a freshman, and then spent two years out of school taking care of dying people. Spurred the career change. I was an English major when I dropped out and only got my ass in gear when I reapplied.
First time I had gotten straight A's in 10 years.

>I think you can scale up your operations and earn way more.
Part of that is location. I need to start tutoring rich people's kids is the thing.
And marketing. "I'm a med student with experience in teaching kids" sells a little better than "I'm a college student trying to buy top ramen."

Why don't you look into fliers and stick ads? You can place a few in a posh neighborhood

Huh. What's weird is that I had honestly never considered putting myself out there like that. But yeah, totally, that's a good idea. Advertising for the cost of a few gallons of gas isn't bad.

That gives me hope. I thought I was done for last semester because I got a C. That was my first semester so my gpa is not looking good at all.

NEVER GIVE UP.
And besides, there are schools that specifically look for older students with storied pasts. An upward trend can save a shitty start, C's get degrees, there's always another way, and you can sell a piece of shit if you polish it.
NEVER GIVE UP.

I’m currently at a college and my plan is to transfer in a 1.5 years to a university. My grades don’t matter toward that since the university gives instant admission to students with AAs, but I need good grades for a scholarship or else I’m gonna end up in a shit ton of debt.

Talk to people. Nepotism, as always, is your friend.
And hey, a hundred grand in debt making good money is better than 10 grand in debt and wagecucking.

>job
>rich

Pick one

Those are roastie jobs
Tits or gtfo

>parents get their kids in on coding

but aren't most coding jobs outsourced to Pajeets who are much cheaper like call center jobs?

I said WHAT FUCKING BOOK

Smuggling drugs via sailboat from Peru to Australia making 1000% roi