They approach your girlfriend, slap her ass, and make sexual remarks towards her. What are you going to do?

They approach your girlfriend, slap her ass, and make sexual remarks towards her. What are you going to do?

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Ask if they will pay a large amount of money to fuck her.

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steal their latest idea and make billions from it

Sue them for sexual assault which I have on camera and make millions.

wonder how I got a girlfriend

offer her to them as a sex slave for a low price of 1 million dollars

I would let them fuck my girlfriend while I sit in the corner watching and masturbating. Honestly they're way richer and more handsome than I am. They deserve it.

haha

This. It's so obvious.

Call Zuckerberg.

>gf

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I'd let them have her in exchange for a job. Better to rub shoulders with millionaires than some poor roastie

> "You messed with the wrong modafuckah, me and my boys here are gonna fuck your shit in"

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Level a rape accusation with a fake account against one of them on twitter and watch them try to blame it on each other and fight until their empire crumbles before me.

I would do this.

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whip out a crisp 20$ bill from my jeans, and tell them to leave us alone, continue to put it in one of the fellars hand through a handsake.
then I just walk away with my girl..

reject their ETF

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Loudly proclaim to everyone in the room that they own 1 billion USD worth of BTC, and that the only thing securing that BTC to them is a string of digits. No ID, no bank, no authorization. Just a fucking string of digits.

Proceed to watch them get tortured in real time by everyone else in the bar.

Ask they how much they lost this past year ;). I know they're still >hodling

did she die?

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW?
THANKS WINKLEBROS