Tfw your hot cousin is visiting and she put on gigantic pajamas

>Tfw no hot cousin

try talking to her, ask her general questions about herself, favorite food, hobbies, shoe size etc

you have to be sick in the head if you want to bone your cousin, just relax

>Tfw 3 hot cousins and you see what a mess their lives are because they are hot and had everything given to them with near zero effort
How the fuck do you raise hot daughter's now days anyway? Is there no chance at redemption for these proto-thots?

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What does this have to do with business and finance?

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Game of bones

true, i would rather fuck my sister desu

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Explain their gift and teach them how to use it more. Say “you’ll get everything you want by default, but if you put effort to exploit in [place where it matters most] you’ll get things that you wanted and some that you never even knew you wanted”
Great example is sales and recruitment. Omg a hot girl in enterprise tech/pharma sales absolutely D E S T R O Y S. So much commission it’s ridic. Then she can either have just a really good career, or if she is manipulative can even get to SVP or C level.

This is a classic shit-test. The female, your cousin in this case, is wearing garb soas to appear to not be desiring sex to see if you are high T enough to make the first move and either pinch or slap her on her ass, or go for the jugular and tear her top off in a display of alpha sexuality that she will then reciprocate with sexual intercorse. If you don't make a move she will forever see you as a beta and mark you with her rejected male pheromones that other women can sense. This is a do or die moment for whether you become chad and succeed in life, or transform into a loser who is mocked by all women.

Read the top of this board. What does it say?

>Jow Forums- business & finance

Sage and reported.

You get banned for announcing your reported someone. Enjoy your ban

Absolutely most fucking retarded thing I've ever read
Not as in a little bit dumb or slightly moronic
Literal retardation

>getting banned
>on Jow Forums
Jannies don't even fucking come here any more.
Fuck niggers.

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One of my cousin is literally a 10, and i'm pretty pricky. A shame she's too young (20) because she must be a perfect fuck. It's not really comfy during family meeting because i can't help myself and look at her all the fucking time, like i'm hypnotised, i hope no one noticed. She looks like pic related.

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OP here under a different ip. Doesn't look good. I tried turning things up a bit by talking about my dick and she didn't laugh so I guess it's over. Fucking prudes

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OP here under a different ip. Doesn't look good. I tried turning things up a bit by talking about my dick and she didn't laugh so I guess it's over. Fucking prudes

Remind your cousin that she's basically committing white genocide by not fucking her cousin and engaging in incest, which happens to be one of the main pillars of white culture.

Jesus Christ user, she's wearing comfy clothes around you because she thinks you are family and as such is able to relax and take off the mask a hot girl has to constantly wear in modern society. She literally does not see you as a sexual prospect (as per evolutionary instinct discouraging inbreeding). And you would betray her by feeling sexual about this whole situation. So what are you gonna do, rock up to her and start going all weird and taking the chance to get touchy feely over a game of mario kart? Even if it goed well and you somehow manage to insert your goddamn penis into her stink hole, she will never see you the same again from that moment forwards. Have a good long think about it and seriously consider kys

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Holy fucking based

Yeah but Im extremely attractive and I'm A certified G. It shouldn't matter what our affiliation is; I'm insulted!

If she's Asian it's okay