How do I play life as a game?

Advice you'd give to your 19 year old self to set yourself up for a good future.

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dont waste your time with whores
also better buy btc instead the 2k leather jacket

INVEST
Even safe shit like ETFs or the S&P.
You don't know how big of a help it is to start investing your money at 19 instead of at 40. Even instead of 29. Just spend the next 10 years saving every penny and investing it, and then throw it all in a REIT. You'll unironically be able to retire by the time you're 35 at the latest.

get into bitcoin, p3d and ethfortnite.io as soon as you hear about them and don't sell until you can retire off the money.

>How do I play life as a game?
Buy ak47, try to play de_Walmart map

imagine that niggers and whores will respawn anyway

spit my tea on the screen
11/10

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Stop giving a fuck, focus on becoming "the king's court's jester", hit in as many girls as possible, abuse drugs sparingly, read science and philosophy

Put all your skill points in Charisma and practice minimalism

Don't work at Amazon

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>retire at 35
>when investing pennies at 19
Even with putting $1k in a month at that age and a 12% CONSISTENT return (lol because that always happens) you would only have $580k in retirement. You literally could not retire off of that. If you can, it's a shit life. If you moved that to 48 you would nearly $3 milion, which you could retire off of.

buy bitcoin.

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#1 rule: Don't listen when people tell you that you should or should not value something. Do you. Not Jow Forums. Not plebbit. Not your friends or family. Do you.

Do not dump your first gf just because you think there might be someone even better. They might all be worse than the first. If you feel happy with your gf, it doesn't matter if she's the first who came across.

READ THIS!

1) Motivation is FALSE god, self-discipline and will-power to burn through uncomfortable situations or tasks is TRUE god.

Don't fall for the "i just need to wait until I get motivation to do this". Start doing uncomfortable things which must be done.

2) Start planning your daily activities. Firstly plan only next day, but after some period start planning your whole week. But remember take small steps.

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lmao me. Should have red this a year ago. Everything still up is roastie with bagage.

If you are not initiated, become a music alchemist cause i know God appreciates good music. Get fans and try talking to him through the songs ask for a journey and then soon youll be one with the creator. Youll know your initiated through your dreams it will have detailed meanings like related to your personal journey

Buy btc in 2009

I'd say, "Take care of your body, you'll be using it for a while."

try up up down down left right left right b a noob

The best advice is to not get a gf at all, it's a sure way to waste a lot of money. Only get one of she's either a virgin or really interesting and unique which is hard to come by

Eat more shrimp.
Dont stress about money.
Play a lot.
Dont be a nihilist asshole.
Perception creates reality.

>Eat more sea cockroaches

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Never put your family or friends first.

start farming shrimp. If I only knew about it when I were a 19 year old lad.

>Dear user,
>Just because your dad explained options trading in the most retarded manner possible doesn't mean you should reject it. Learn it online and stick to it. Don't use that money he gave you to move to Georgia. If you do, behead Dorian and then kill yourself before you end up like me.
>Love, you

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>impact font
yikes

How much money to set that up? I’m 18 and I have lots of time on my hand outside of school.

Don't fuck around with drugs. Nurture and maintain close friendships. Remember the future is coming fast, don't save things for later. Buy Chainlink

I had no choice though..

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This was excellent, from the don't use hard drugs to the buy chainlink. Nothing will derail you like a hard drug habit, it effects everything about you from your motivation, income, to relationships. My life would be radically different if I didn't get involved with hard drugs in my late teens and early 20s. Maintain friendships, I'm 28 and in large part due to y drug addiction I wasn't able to maintain friendships I had made during high school and really only have a few friends I know through PUA. Buy chainlink also, it could be your ticket out of wage cucking.

dont fall in love, dont waste time with roasties, save every cent you have, start a business

Never end friendships with honesty, let them just die off naturally by seeing him less and less.

Always reassure someone that you will never do the same thing again when saying you're sorry.

Remember: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone.

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Care to explain the ending friendships with honesty? Can't I just tell someone who messed up that I'm done?

ending with honesty will make the person angry and possibly vengeful. just stop seeing them and it is less likely to turn sour, they will just die off and the person will have no real ill will towards you.

Just fuckin’ grind it kid. Get a second job, go to community college. Invest every dime into stocks and bonds and for God’s sake stop paying rent. Quit being a pussy and pull the trigger on a condo because by the time your 30 you are going to have spent enough rent to buy 2 of them.

>keep up the strong work ethic in school
>consider switching from pharmacy to computer science
>invest earlier with more money
>don't be afraid to splurge on better food and clothes
>say 'no' less often to social invites
>smoke weed only socially
>talk to more girls
Ages 18 to 22 were unironically the best years of my life. I went from being a total shut-in loser in high school to a pretty cool person with friends in college.

Pic related, ignore haters, check it for your self.

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Invest 2-3k in LINK and forget about it for a few years.

Also this

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>Advice you'd give to your 19 year old self to set yourself up for a good future.
to kill myself, it only gets worse from there

Best answer. With people skills and circumscribed desires you'll be able to do almost anything and maintain a high level of satisfaction. Charisma is the ultimate lockpick for life's many doors.

Exactly, put them second and third.

I was honest once and long story short it ended up costing me a lot of friends because they sided with the guy I no longer wanted to be friends with. It also puts you at risk at being frozen out of your group if other people start feeling like they can only invite either you or him.

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Yikes this one is too real.

>stop fapping so much
>stop chasing pussy
>stop wasting time on youtube, reddit, Jow Forums
>stop seeing people who aren't contributing anything positive to your life
>start learning internet marketing
>start learning website/blog creation
>EXECUTE QUICKLY, DON'T OVERTHINK
oh and...
>buy bitcoin

>Don't fall for the "i just need to wait until I get motivation to do this". Start doing uncomfortable things which must be done.
This is key.
Action leads to motivation, not the other way around.

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What is better to live as NEET at minimum wage job and invest 1.5k dollars each month, or go to college get a computer science degree then invest that money, or is there a third option?