If you got 1 million right now, no strings attached. what do you do?

$500k each

Only actual High IQ individual here, the another idiots are a bunch of degenerate gamblers betting on a scamcoin.

>family
cuck spotted

really? you're gonna retire off just 1 mil? that's only 40k a year if you can get 4% return a year... basically poverty

delete all crypto related bookmarks and never ever come back to this shithole

That's it? You'd sleep with two women at the same time?

I'd kill myself.

Retire, the fact that I could now wake up at 10AM everyday and never wagecuck again would make me weep tears of joy.

I can actually live with only $1000 every month, my house is already paid for, the rest of the money I would use to help my sister, and then I would quietly rot in peace.

Pump link so I can dump this scam on brainlets

Kill myself

What are you retards smoking? Why do you need a million dollars to kill yourself?

make buy some stocks with dividends and travel around the world

Wait for the crypto market to bottom out and drop 50k on coins in the top 5.

T H A I L A N D L A D Y B O Y S

>Retire, the fact that I could now wake up at 10AM everyday and never wagecuck again would make me weep tears of joy.

You will end up becoming nocturnal and run a high risk of insane depression.

Buy real estate, start renting it.
Join a calypso band

Mutual fund and rent real estate

How else am I going to be able to put together a Rube Goldberg machine? Build each component myself? Fuck that.

Put 90% into a variety of municipal bonds. 5% into crypto. 5% wasted on shit I want. Then refinance my debt into lower interest rate loans.

>buy camera
>burn the rest
>post on Jow Forums

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BE FREE, LIBERATE YOURSELF

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smoking weed and browsing 4 chan and jewtube, oh shit thats what I am doing all day, maybe Im already a millionaire?

children browse this board you uncultured pig man

travel the world

95 at minimum.

All in on LINK

> Pay off my poor elderly single mothers house
> Buy solar panels and batteries for her
> - $500K AUD
> Pay off my apartment
> - $300K AUD
> Let my poor elderly schizophrenic dad live in it (Divorced)
> Buy myself a nice house
> - $800K AUD
> Buy Solar Panels/Batteries/Water Tank for new house with panels and battery power for excess power to sell back to the grid
> Buy another apartment for $320K AUD
> Rent it out for ~ $1400 AUD per month
> Put 20K towards a much needed new car
> Put 30K into furnishing the house
> Put 30K into savings
> Go back to working fulltime and being content that my parents, despite all their flaws, are taken care of. And that I have a home to be proud of where my girlfriend and I can raise a happy, healthy, functional family.
> Despite my low income I'd be okay with the supplemental rent income of +$1400 a month

It's not the best. But I think this is how I would spend it.

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Without even realising I calculated for two million. If I somehow got $1 million?

> Mum house + Solar + Batteries ~ $500K
> Pay off Apartment, give it to dad ~ $300K
> Put $100K into house deposit for ~ $500K range house
> Put 50K into savings
> 20K into new car
> 10K into furnishing unpaid of house
> 20K into crypto
> Back to wageslaving

Bro if u can't get 20% a year you deserve to have nothing

This is really fucking dumb. I just know you’ll be wageslaving forever if this is how you spend a million. I bet you bought LINK. Don’t even tell me otherwise because I won’t believe you.

>be me
>get 1 million dollars *no strings attached*
>develop feelings for the 1 million dollars and it ends up breaking up with me

Pay taxes. Then and .

I bought link

And how would you spend it wiseguy?

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Buy CIA.

realistically however id buy a coffee shop in the hipster part of town and say everything is organic and supports paying mexican farmers a decent wage and ill also offer blowjobs too

Sorry for the late reply but I would put a lot more into crypto. I can't tell you exactly how much I'd put in because that would be something I'd spend a long time deciding but it would be at least 100k. Paying off a mortgage is fine but 500k is way too much. Are you going to sell your mothers house? No. That's just 500k into the void, then. If you were intelligent, you'd realise that you should be investing the windfall so that you have even more money. Maybe open a Subway or something.

>shitfolio

That truly is a shitfolio but at least you know it. I have advice for you and anyone else who has a portfolio of this quality. There is a site, ICONOMI. They have crypto index funds (the safest being the Blockchain Index). That's what you should be buying if you have no idea what you're doing. You should turn that entire shitfolio into BTC, send it to your newly made iconomi account and then put it into one of the digital portfolios.

I'm only giving you this advice because you're a fellow Australian. I ignore the vast majority of the idiots on this board.

We're not sure

Double it in a year, easy.

5 months of nothing, buyng a lot of dank weed and making music

After that I will come back to my life and try to invest what it's left

>Pay off my student loans
>Pay my parents back for raising me so they shut the fuck up about it
>Hire a dietitian and a personal trainer
>Start HRT
>Hire a master surgeon to remold my body into that of a shemale porn star
>Spend the rest of my life sucking dick and subsisting off of daddy's cummies

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Buy my mother a house, put my future children in private school, continue university and my internship, invest obviously

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>That truly is a shitfolio but at least you know it. I have advice for you and anyone else who has a portfolio of this quality. There is a site, ICONOMI. They have crypto index funds (the safest being the Blockchain Index). That's what you should be buying if you have no idea what you're doing. You should turn that entire shitfolio into BTC, send it to your newly made iconomi account and then put it into one of the digital portfolios.
>I'm only giving you this advice because you're a fellow Australian. I ignore the vast majority of the idiots on this board.

That sounds pretty legit desu. Thanks patriot-user

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Buy one of those commercial cargo vans like a Ford Transit or RAM Promaster, build an incognito camper, and then bum around in it for a year or two. See if I can find a place that I would like to actually settle down. Probably document the process on YouTube or something for supplemental income. If done properly, I could probably come out ahead on the deal.

Buy a house, impregnate my sister and live happily ever after

All in bank high interest savings account (4-6%) untill april then after april put the 30+K (after taxes) into my bank account find another high interest savings account live off the 30K for 2 years then take the interest out, pay off 25% of my homes value and look for another place to live with plenty of land. 2 years down the line I can pay off my house in it's entirety and look for a place upwards of 600K might even buy back my old home.

I JUST WANT AN ASIAN GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>if you got 1 million right now, no strings attached. what do you do?
I guess I'd go on vacation for a few weeks and think about what I want to do with my life.

By an apartment, buy a property in the woods. Keep studying and be a meme academic like Craig Wright.

Fucking zoomers have never seen Office Space.

This is what poor wagecucks actually believe..

Put it in multiple savings accounts.
Reserve 100k - 200k to trade with in crypto.

Wait for the housing bubble to pop to buy a house. Wait for the stock market to crash to buy cheap stocks with dividend.

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I would call up my nniggas, buy massive quantities of drugs, and throw parties while gambling with my niggas.
1 milliion isnt alot anyway

Most important thing to do is to buy a house in a low property tax state and then you are set. Once the house is completely paid off even a social security check provides enough income for a comfortable lifestyle.

Become an accredited investor so my LINK/LP shares don't get me sent to federal prison.

It's true though

pretty much this. eternal neetdom.

Revenge

Invest, marry my gf and retire

Move to thailand and buy a cheap condo

Nobody would care and probably think it's fake.

Real estate. I've only invested in thousands. No major losses but I just don't trust myself with that much investment money. Renting out a house or two is more guaranteed.

Start a charity to help with the diagnosis and understanding of the autism spectrum

big chunk of land in Alaska or British Columbia and just /out/ it. Some comfy stuff like scuba gear and what not, put what evers left over in gold for the time being.

Kek thailand is shithole and you can do that with 50k

buy a farm next to a costco in a legal state and grow cannabis whole sale for the rest of my life.

>apply for neetbux
>live somewhat comfortably for the next 40 years with about 2,500€/month
>die due to heart attack in my mid sixties since im a fat fuck

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>Pay off dents
>buy properties
>rent properties
>start property management company
>????
>profit

I assume you mean USD? In that case I would buy an apartment to live in. This one kind of sucks but the amenities are good so maybe this one.

All the people ITT saying they would spend most of it on their parents or family are fucking stupid. If you give them money they just feel entitled to it and demand more.

"And the earth said to man - I am no more, I have nothing more to give"

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Fund graphic design and production for my card game

Make a farm to save animals and raise an army to fight the globalists

Uhh... hahhahahahahahaha

i'm a 35yo doomer so i would just move to hawaii and hopefully have enough to buy a middle class house there. any left over i would put into utility stocks.

Kneepads, lots and lots

Put 98% of it into XRP. Keep 2% around in cash. Wait 2 years, spend every day laughing at retards on 4channel.

all into link and become a billionaire

Those complimentary digits.

First thing I would do is fund my higher education.
Second I would pay for my parents to travel all around the world and see everything it has to offer while they can.
Third I would save and invest the money. I wouldn't take any big risks like bitcoin. I would invest in something solid even if with small returns.
Lastly, I would use some to get my favorite characters from FGO.
Yes that's what I want. I don't care about wagecucking. I love what I'm studying and so long as I get to be a researcher then it's all fine. I just want the money as a fail-safe. Something I can look it in my bank account and be glad it's there. I want to bask in the sense of security having money will give me, I don't want to spend it on frivolous things.

keep the money in a high interest savings account while dollar cost averaging $20K per month into the market over the next 50 months in safe, reliable dividend stocks with an average yield of 3.5, adding 35,000 in extra passive income per year, which will continually grow as I reinvest the dividends and the dividend rates grow annually

Kill everyone I know probably HAHAHA I'M JUST KIDDING FBI

the only smart one here.

Buy a house, build a studio and neet it up.

all in bonds since interest rates are skyrocketing rn

I could finally escape this hellhole ghetto of a neighbourhood i'm stuck in.

Half into dividend stocks and the other half into real estate. Prolly take $50k to blow as mad money, vacation, new car, etc.

>buy high sell low.