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A nice article glancing over how shrink prevention is outsourced today outline.com/HKktYH

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Just make a new account? Who the fuck cares about a blacklist its not like they IP check and they cant refuse to deliver to certain adresses.

Amazon is an American company and reserves the right to refuse service to literally anybody

uhh, yeah they can, especially if your name/payment info/whatever is attached to it. Do you think you have some godgiven right to be served by Amazon?

If you try to scam them, they'll blacklist you. They won't cry a single tear for you. Its you who's stuck with prices of other retailers and the general hassle having to order your shit from somewhere else forever.

Jeff doesn't give a shit about you little neet.
Your scamming still adds to the revenue number -even if you don't pay. Guess what happens when Jeff gets his Quarterly revenue numbers up...$$$

>muh USA freedoms
All well and good, unless you want a gay wedding cake

people don't seem understand both sides of this situation: no gay cakes, no alt-righters getting payments processed by paypal

Jeff doesn't, but his bean counters do when you start taking 6 figures from their bottom line

No, you order one and claim its DOA. They ship you a new one with a return box, you send the box back with a rock in it, you now have 2x RTX 2080s for the price of one. Of course you only do this with an account that only has a near empty Visa prepaid on it so they can't grab back the money when they receive the rock.

One time I ordered a laptop but it came to my neighbours house instead didn't know that so I told them it didn't come, they refunded me then a day later my neighbour brought it over.

My Amazon packages are often left outside my door where they are vulnerable to being stolen. How would Amazon even confirm it was stolen if I kept the package but told Amazon I never got it? I would never do this of course but this seems like an easy way to get free stuff.

they probably exchange data with other sites like ebay so they can catch the retards that aren't careful at all.

Just put your old graphics card in the box and return it saying they mailed you the wrong card and are trying to scam you.

I'm permanently banned. I have opened accounts under a new IP, new payment info, and new address and they always end up cancelling my order then close my account

This is probably true. Also, if you get refunded an electronic device that gets put online, don't use it. I have refunded a Macbook and didn't use it for a year. If anything happens I'm just going to act dumb and say I bought it from Craigslist after I got refunded so it wouldn't get stolen again

did u try a different computer? even with cookies deleted they can uniquely ID your browser

Yep, different device. They only close it after I order something though

yeah those seem like two totally equivalent examples where the players involved have a similar amount of utility and power

Have you tried ordering on an internet cafe? like made an account there and order. lol

>a rock
lol amateurs...

you send them an old gpu similar in color and shape in the same product box as the one you stole. chances are they wobt look twice at it and reinventory it.

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Their stupid wagie return team wouldn’t be the wiser! Thank you.

I once ordered a motherboard, then realized I didn't need it and didn't even open the shipping box. After trying to return it they told me just to keep it and refunded me. You just gotta call or email them and try your luck, don't use the automated return system

Agreed
SJWs need to be genocided

You will miss watching Bosch

>if you get refunded an electronic device that gets put online, don't use it. I have refunded a Macbook and didn't use it for a year.

do you really think amazon installs spyware or something? lol

Are you that dumb or was that a joke? It's not a fucking phone with an IMEI.

this retarded post sent my sides into orbit

say that to the cunt i replied to not me you spastic