/smg/ - Stock Market General

Circuit breakers this week edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=b3rDp9HgKBo
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youtube.com/watch?v=8hQMPDHLv2M
ia600206.us.archive.org/32/items/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/Jow
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first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

also
tripfaggotry

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Short
P
Y

Long
C
I

reminder to continually build your dividend base

GOMFY YOU MADE THE GENERAL WITH A TRIP DIDN'T YOU READ WHAT I PUT IN THE COPYPASTA

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FUCK
Sorry I was in a rush, I have to leave rn
I apologize and will refrain from doing so in the future

who cares if you make it with a trip.. not like the faggots that complain about trips contribute anything of use anyway.. they can go cry themselves in the corner while they watch their shitcoin holdings dwindle

I just want to take this time to address all of the haters and detractors of MNGA. MagneGas is a great company with great prospects and is in the process of acquiring many new contracts all over the arab word as well as working with governor Desantis to combat the red tide problem in Florida. Stop posting screen shots of you losing money on MNGA and stop giving MagneGas a bad name, keep that shit to yourself. Also don't blame me for your losses, if you were smart you would have bought at the dip, fucking retard niggers lol.

heil hitler btw

Did anyone have calendar suggestions in last thread?

I'm lazy and just got home from class

Also green day hooray!

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QQQ...X

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SSO AND QLD RISE UP

GET THAT 2x LEVERAGE U OPTIONERS ITS THE ONLY WAY FOR TRUE GUARANTEED GAINS

please provide links of such new contracts

Thanks

What's with all the tripfaggotry ITT?

>heil hitler btw
yea u better heil me fagt
btw the names hortler
git it rite

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magnegas.biz/contracts/PDF.Trogan-dl-injectorx

here, as you can see they've acquired many contracts today

scroll down for more info

big5 made me do it

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link doesnt work

welcome to magnefags botnet yah dummy

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HAHAHAHAHA

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man on the side attack: INITIATED

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Buy Unilever, it never goes down

so then basically MNGA really is garbage?

thanks.. selling all MNGA now

>he sold
pamp eet

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lmao what happened to PCG?

&E Corporation (PCG) is currently at $9.15 , down $8.44 or 47.98%
-- Would be lowest close since Oct. 16, 2002 , when it closed at $8.19
-- Would be largest percent decrease on record (based on available data back to Jan. 21, 1972 )
-- On Sunday, PG&E announced Chief Executive Geisha Williams was stepping down amid fallout of its role in helping spark California wildfires. John Simon , the company's general counsel, was made interim CEO until a successor is found
-- Earlier Monday, PG&E said it intends to file for Chapter 11 around Jan. 29 as it faces more than $30 billion in potential liability costs related to its role in sparking deadly California wildfires
-- Currently down five of the past six days
-- Currently down three consecutive days; down 48.68% over this period
-- Worst three-day stretch on record (based on available data back to Jan. 21, 1972 )
-- Down 61.47% month-to-date
-- Would be a new 52-week closing low
-- Traded as low as $8.80 ; lowest intraday level since Oct. 17, 2002 , when it hit $8.25
-- Most active stock in the S&P 500 today

so whats some good foreign holidays to include in calendar, chinese holidays (china market is closed), japan holidays, any others? i think most euro wide holidays tend to match up with american ones nicely, is there a list of euro-wide days that their markets are closed? or just include France, Germany, UK, maybe Italy?

tripfraging is reaching critical mass, just like october

if there is any sure sign that we are about to have a huge market dip soon, this is it

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oh they fugd up pretty hard

They set California on fire

kek'd

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today?. I'm up .27%, hit two 45 minute longs, didn't short. I've profited on 14/16 of my last daytrades, very cautious though.

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big5 needs a spanking desu
thats why this is happening

to everyone:
im sry

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this shouldve doubled their value tho
wats up, i wonder?

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Great day! Good first day of winter semester

There was a half second between 3:59 and 4:00 that said down $200, but it corrected itself
>Spoooky

Also nice dubs!

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>inb4 they didn't do it and it was actually caused by a mexican national who came here to sell drugs and rape white girls, but the commies are protecting him so they can push thier agenda.

wtf red day
dont really care so...

one plate of Boneless Wings with no sauce

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Down .39% Didn't make any trades.

Up $20 on my Russell 2000 iron condor, down $11 on my QQQ delta hedge vertical spread. I'm almost entirely in cash because it's earnings season and have a beta-weighted portfolio delta of -0.05--which is about as market neutral as is humanly possible.

It was directed energy weapons being fired by a Gundam on the moon to burn down the houses of hollywood pedophiles. #trusttheplan #Qanon

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can someone redpill me on options?

I finally was able to release my Citibank bags today. Still kept 1 share for good luck, like a blue sapphire

that doesnt look anything like the picture

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>no sauce
>no blue cheese
disgusting!

calls make you buy 100 shares and lose all your money
puts make you sell 100 shares and lose all your money

it really is that easy!

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Trumptard please off yourself. Commiefornia is the world's 5th largest economy. Setting it on fire is a bad thing mmmkay. No go back to sucking on orange man's peepee.

Oh my mistake that was comfys order. Here are boneless wings from chilis with no sauce

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-1.4% and shouldn't be but got greedy. Net positive from last week at least.

>Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today?

Not great, but, could have been worst.

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down 3% = $41

lmao
fuck drumpf
hes literally a saudi/israeli psyop in the form of a edgefag populist movement

that said, california produces nothing except debt
i dont know if you can call that an "economy"

also
>Setting it on fire is a bad thing mmmkay
california being on fire is commonplace and also necessary
do you dare to defy natural law?

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can i have the celery?

STOCK KEKS BTFO

I thought he was a Russian plant?

Dow -0.37%, nasdaq -0.91%, . . . still looking solid after extreme sell off induced by faang panick and tax selling and extreme btfd! Nasdaq more likely has still moar selling pressure ofcourse than dow or sp.

youtube.com/watch?v=b3rDp9HgKBo

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hes planted there by whoever you want!
except for american voters of course

youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4

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thanks but too crispy, its like cutting the roof of my mouth. I should have gotten the Tacos FUCK

You can have mine they dont have peanut butter here

youtube.com/watch?v=8hQMPDHLv2M

no the russian hackers are my frens
theyre cool
drumpf has nothing to do with them

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can't the market just fucking crash already?

cAn'T tHe mArKeT jUsY fUcKiNg cRaSh aLrEaDy?

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no
like i said last thread, all retail shorts need to be liq'D

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soon

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I'm telling you guys we are in a recession, sure they're not going to say we're actually in a recession, but I'm telling you we're in a recession right fucking now.

im aware
theres still hedges and other big boys (medium boys) stuck in there rn. theyre gonna line up a couple more squeezes to try and escape first. i sincerely doubt theyre going down without a fight.

ER season gives them a good thing to sell into

???

to re-iterate

recession
/rJˈsɛʃ(ə)n/

noun
1.
a period of temporary economic decline during which trade and industrial activity are reduced, generally identified by a fall in GDP in two successive quarters.
"the country is in the depths of a recession"

By definition, you're wrong.

its moreaccurate to say we never really got out of the last one. it just felt good because muh free money glitch

LCI ended red.

Order me up another one barkeep. Still waiting on that squeeze.

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>GDP growing
>recession

pick 1

lower lows in 2019 are not totally out of question yes, but takes closer to summer at least

Stupid question,

On Robinhood it says for a 11$ Call with a 3.90 premium expiring jan 18th for SQQQ, the breakeven point is 14.90

But the price its traded at currently is 14.93? Couldn't I purchase the option and exercise my option and take the 14.90 - 14.93 difference right away?

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are you trying to exploit me for nudes?
Are you scared?
You should be.

yea i think next up is a fakeout shakeout end of this week, then slow climb on SPY to kiss like 270, then new low
this could take all ER season tho

just type some gay fucking name then a "#nigger"
ez

where is that picture from?

We are in it, people just haven't identified it as of yet. I can tell you if we don't get 2 out of three deals involving chinks, uppity sand niggers or democrats you'll hear the doom and gloom it's all over 5 months from now when the bottom starts to be found, and shit finally actually starts its recovery. You just by definition have your thumb too far up your ass to have it close enough to the economy to see what's actually going on.

sundowns frontal lobe

>pcg

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Thanks friend, I figured it out.

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test

fair warning to all tripfaggots tho
this fucking happened
he was never heard from again
some say this guys still out there, archiving everything

ia600206.us.archive.org/32/items/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/Jow Forums%20sp%20UTV%20fan%20%27Everything%20PDF%27.pdf

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This dip will be an excellent buying opportunity

It’s from Alan Moore’s Fashion Beast, good comic!

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I don't have money for dinner. C-can I LARP too? I lost it all on qqq puts. I just want a side Caesar salad, no croutons.

alright another day in the books
made about 600 in profits
overall good day for me
now, I need your help Jow Forums
should I order a hooker off cityxguide or shoot up and attempt to play blackout while high?

I haven't gambled in so long I forgot about the rush of stress and retardation
If LCI could not dump tomorrow to give me hope, that would be great

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So do boomers freak out every time the S&P closes slightly red or what

noice!

also great to see teh profit back!!

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I remember this, amazing autism

that shit was hilarious. celebrating his 100th and 200th thread.

I wonder what happened to the archiver.

Add ratsu to GOAT UwU

boomers are capable of nothing except causing pain and stealing from every other generation that has ever existed

if they arent making 10% daily they say its the millenials fault

how do i add people to discord

Nikki poster too!
i forgot so many people on that list...

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It's only saying that cause of low liquidity.

If you try buying it, you won't find sellers at the price necessary to do your arbitrage.

w-w-what the fuck

You did good! Ratsu is Nikki btw kek

Should I short P&G?

have to admit he had some good rankings

dont be on the wrong side of history user. the future is female.

I HAVE ZYNGA STOCK SHOULD I SELL THE DIP SCARED ME

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