>be me, have great boss
>boss has stroke a while ago
>now he slips up
>blames me
>forgets all sorts of shit
>blames me
>gets confused
>acts like everyone else is wrong
>He's my boss's boss (CEO) little kiss-ass yes man
How do I throw my stroked out boss under the bus?
How to fuck my boss over
Adam Rivera
Jeremiah Walker
trick him into thinking hes going mad. do shit like put salt in his coffee cup, or slightly oversize the resolution on his screen. put his chair all the way down every time you walk past his empty office . snap pens then put them back in his draw
subtle things that he will think "why did i do that"
James Allen
>be me
how about no
Kayden Bell
But he literally has gone mad and refuses to accept it. Doing this shit would only prove him right even though he is actually wrong.
Jonathan Allen
Caleb Brooks
how big is the company?
Jonathan Lee
I'm not OP, I just actually read the OP.
Dylan Smith
dissolve birth control pills in his coffee
Thomas Martinez
Brilliant, thanks.
I was thinking of how to rat him out for his fuckups but since I kinda plan on quitting I might as well fuck with him.
Dominic Miller
It's small
Sebastian Bell
this is good too
"If a man took just one or two birth control pills, nothing would happen. ... However, if a man took birth control pills on a regular basis over an extended period of time, his breasts might grow larger, his testicles might shrink, and his sex drive and amount of facial hair might decrease."
Michael Roberts
Everyday, bring to extra shirts to work, change shirt in the bathroom every couple of hours. If he hasn't gone all senile, i would recommend using different shades of the same colour.
Hopefully he doesn't notice it outright, but instead add to his confusion because everything changes all the time.. the goal here is to push him gently over the top, so he realize that he has lost it.
Joseph Cruz
Isist that he give the raise he promised, when he doesn't remember that tell him he said it but forgot, if he doesn't give the raise call the CEO and tell him hes gone senile, that shoukld either
*kill him
or
*get you promoted or more money
If anything else happens, your best move is to quit at a strategic time guaranteeing high stress (Which would be a hail mary attempt to kill him)
Angel Walker
such a bad photoshop
Justin Clark
run into his office in panic about a serious issue, get him onto it, say you will be back in a second, go t a coffee, come back in calmly, like nothing every happened, like he imagined the whole thing
Matthew Murphy
If his heart situation is that critical you could slip some strychnine in his coffee and prepare to call the CEO
O wait this thread just turned into a felony
Luke Hernandez
He actually forgot my review/raise & said he was going to 'look into it'
Upcoming squeeze too
Angel Nguyen
After work, open the ventilation shaft in the ceiling near the wall of his office and plant a mobile replaying the sound of South American crickets on a barely audible volume
Pretend not to notice anything
Gabriel Miller
I want him to get his ass handed to him - not mildly prank him until he's moderately annoyed.
Joseph Butler
kek
Austin Wright
she smells her fingers after
Cooper Watson
bamboozled
Isaac Long
Poop on his desk
Jordan Hughes
Anthony Moore