/smg/ - Succulent McDonalds General

mcdonalds mcdonalds mcdonalds !
we eating mcdonalds for lunch tomarrow edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on SMG:

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Good night /smg/

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yummy burgers forever

Also nat gas to $4. Minimum. Also short the nasdaq.

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Nighty night, huckleberry.

Ratsu buying us all hambugas from mcdonalds tomorrow ^_^

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QQQ.... X

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boy I sure regret reading the other stuff by the author

I wonder if Donald had Mickey D's deliver or if he sent secret service out to retrieve the whole order at a drive through.

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night user

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If LCI tanks tomorrow I will kill myself, screencap this

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night bud

capped (you shouldn't though, bud)

Green tomorrow, gainz tomorrow should be nice

I think the Whitehouse has restaurants in the basement iirc. I know they have a Subway

That's less fun.

kek

Modern Stories of the Bizarre was his last kino
classic depression core, if it doesnt make you sad, you prob have no soul kek
its very safe for say Mai Chan was his best work tho

he not keep his deep mental illness going though, eventually he got better and creativeness of his work diminished. He transitioned into black comedy with Death Panda, his drawing style atrocious now ;_;

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>tfw you get a security clearance to wage cuck in but Whitehouse basement

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I did a search for 'whitehouse restaurants' and google provided this.

Buy em by the sack. Also long KO, apparently.

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I wonder if they're paid more to wagecuck in the WH

But really...subway of all things?

Hell Season literally made me gag kek

You're probably thinking of the pentagon.

Just got back from traveling and guess what hasn't changed? Bear faggots getting BTFO shorting the absolute bottom for the last 2 weeks. Bet you retards have SPY puts overnight LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Im KEKing
Bears about to get LIQUIDATED for the 3rd week in a row

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Time to die, bulls.

Your fake liquidity spigot from the fed is closed. Companies are saddled with debt. No more stock buybacks. Boomers are retiring and need to cash out. Zoomers aren't buying stocks.

Time to die.

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They STILL haven't learned

they probably have a backdoor tunnel to the underground malls in DC

those tunnels connects virtually (and possibly literally) everything in DC

do you niggas even been to crystal city?

t. my father was a fed, i got to tour a ton of off limit parts of DC back before 9/11

seen the closed to the public underlevels (basements n such) of just about every single national monument in that city

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Yeah I grew up in NOVA, but honestly don't remember much about DC outside of the museums.

Gillette: The best a ma'am can get.

Young adults simply don't get cable when they move out of the house anymore. They pay the ~$12 and get Netflix. I wouldn't jump on the train now with calls. but I can't say it isn't worth the valuation. Earnings this week will move it one way or the other.

Beartards though since it went down for a month or so it has to do that forever. They actually expect the great depression 2 everyday and get burned. LMAO at their life.

Netflix is simply indicative of the carnage that will ensue when the market sobers up off it's decade long Quantative Easing binge.

>They pay the ~$12 and get Netflix.
they use a family members, hardly anyone pays for netflix

Besides, investors are looking at their continued international growth. Netflix won (and started) the domestic market years ago. Either way I wouldn't gamble on the earnings since netflix's business model of hemorrhaging money isn't sustainable, but works for now.

Comments section on the vide is glorious.

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absolutely based

guys, I need help...

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(the underground is mostly tunnels that look like the ones in "They Live" and also huge columns in giant empty concrete rooms

i think a majority are for flood irrigation, but there was a few different colored painted lines leading out of quite a few...

most were damp and dank though from what i remember
and very dark, every light down there was turned off

basically pic related, but one or two yellow or red lines leading towards the edges, and the columns were greco-roman style
and all of the light bulbs were turned off

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>biz meme stocks

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Try going back in time and not buying MNGA

Neat.

dude stop using my trip!
fuck off!

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kek nice trip

Interesting

try not buying trash penny stocks, bud

Sorry if you expected to get upvotes and ebin karma here for losing money

thanks! did I mention I love ingesting nigger sperm?
oh well, ya live and learn ay? ha ha ha braaaaaaaaaaaaap

post nudes

Man now I'm rooting for that pennymeme to moon so you can at least breakeven.

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Fucking kek’d

I kind of want it to tank so I can have an excuse to drive to my local ghetto and take as many people with me if you catch my drift ha ha ha
oh man, look at the time...I gotta get going, this big black dildo isn't going to stuff itself into my BUSTED faggot ass

c-c-ool mang

based and pendulumpilled

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Let the shorts trap themselves.. give it time.. the float is getting locked

Man, why the fuck do white people worship Christ. That shit is pure poison.

Comfy is the shortest person here, no?

SN could make a better play......

bagholder is 4'11 and pretty sure Grim is an unironic midget

SN looks really juicy. Gonna buy 5000 shares tomorrow. Thanks for the tip

wtf bumping up on 2600 for like the 5th time in a week. we're either going up or down with conviction tomorrow

So is the lean hog price like, per 1 hog or two hogs or is it by weight of hog. If you buy a group of hogs is it like buying a ton of hog and rounded up to the nearest whole hog?

Also lean hogs are down.

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I'M FUCKING 6'1
Yeah I'm not too worried desu, I'll give it a month

it says 40,000 pounds per contract, not sure how many Hogs that is

>Yeah I'm not too worried desu, I'll give it a month
imo shorts haven't even started to cover. I think longs are still slowly buying and shorts are actually still shorting

How much is everyone investing a month?
I'm putting in $600 and I want to know if I can make it.

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>not sure how many Hogs that is

depends how lean they are, i imagine

What's your unironic sell target? $15? You say $20, but that seems... high

did the math, its 160. You can exchange your paper contract at the NYSE and receive your hogs there

want a long term safe strategy?

Find a decent company.... after you do that.. Buy into weakness.. sell into strength...

With that being said.. i won't tell you my exact exit point.. but i will tell you this... On the way up i will be selling some of my shares (probably won't start selling anything until at least over 12.50 maybe even higher) i'll be 20k in profit at that point... after i shed some shares i'll be buying some puts to capture some gains on any pull backs.. but in the long run i'm looking for $20.. i think it's possible.. if longs are strong enough and understand whats going on... just check out where most shares where traded..

Also will be keeping an eye on tute ownership, float, and short interest...

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also i agree with you in other thread.. i think VZ is going to be a better buy long term over T

>You can exchange your paper contract at the NYSE and receive your hogs there

Excellent.

Interesting, thank you for this post, screencapped and unironically helpful.
T is a mess, it doesn't know what kind of company it wants to be and is becoming a debt ridden media conglomerate. Verizon is more focused, still has a great dividend and will strongly benefit from 5G. Why anyone would chose T baffles me unless they just look at the dividend with no research

What industry is getting fucked right now that I can go long and profit in? Looking to add to my portfolio.

I love VZ, but can’t buy at this level. It’s the highest it’s ever been in its lifetime. Dammit though, when it eventually drops, I’ll be sure to buy in.

Just sell OTM puts on it.

Yeah VZ seems to be more focused.. not only that but in my own personal experience having both VZ and T services for both phone and tv/internet in the past i must say VZ has always proven to be the better service not only to me but many many people that i have talked to. Imo 5G is going to be a huge hit and AAPL is going to miss out....... buuuttt sometimes it's not best to be the first company to experiment.. but yea for now.. for sure VZ>T.. but i won't buy either anytime soon since i'm not into trading big companies

i make $25k a month, it's very comfy

NATTY GAS UP 4%

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>Buys Bitcoin at $20k. Serves only THE BEST Presidential Dinner.

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i would also like to know. dropping in 200yuros this month just to get the feel of it but planning on dropping about 3k by may this year if all goes well

also would ford, nvda and amd be smart long term investments?

Ford is pretty garbo, nvidia is good if you can get a decent price on the shares, amd is inferior to nvidia.

mmm borger

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$RNN ahead of drug trial results later this week

Can someone give me a quick rundown on why Trump decided to have a huge McDonald's fan feast while also going public with all the pictures?

Was it some kind of really expensive advertising campaign?

4D Chess M8

$CVS swinggggggggggggg

kitchen staff/help is furloughed

checked

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short gillette

I've built new portfolio with 7-8% dividends about 30 companies total, low PE, nice PB, avg debt to equity ratio is 1:2 not sure what stocks to buy first. First exdiv?

need s&p to open green so I can get out of this shitty credit spread that i impulse-opened yesterday
derivatives are such a shitty thing for problem gamblers like me

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I NEED YOUR ENERGY TONIGHT AMERIFATS FOR MORE GAINS!

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750 dollars here.

But I only make 1500 post taxes. Would put in way more if I had a decent job.

holy fuck, any bearish flag seems to priced in. no news could falter the dj, it seems to go up another leg.

^this

Crash that company

Piling up dollars tbqh this isn't bottom on any of my investments or stuff on wishlist

TSLA to 327 today

FAAMG accounts for 55% of NASDAQ gains - what are the pitfalls of investing exclusively in those?

Elon needs to get back on Joe Rogans podcast and smoke some more weed

I'm investing close to 65% of my income per month, maxed 401k IRA and have an investment account plus I rent out the extra rooms in my house

JPM MISSED
SUCK A FUCKING DICK BULLS

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Futures down 30 points in 10 min thanks to JPM

RETEST THE LOWS
RE
TEST
PLUNGE PROTECT MY DICK

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HOLY SHIT THEY MISSED TOP AND BOTTOM

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