>buy a shit ton of silver, water, and preparedness food that will last 10-25 years
>financial collapse happens
>silver is historically worth an average paycheck per ounce
>average paycheck is about $1,875 for 2 weeks of work
>people will want food and water
>they come knockin on your door askin for food/water
>tell them if they work for you, you'll pay them 1 ounce of silver per month and with that ounce they can buy food/water from you
>jack up prices on your food and water 100x the price you paid
>hire bodyguards
>hire people who can build you a castle
>hire attractive women
>hire entertainers
>literally live like a king
>king chad
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
Xavier Foster
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Mason Walker
Will you have a cute little throne?
Cooper Sanchez
of course, made by the guys with rough hands and caluses on them
Dylan Bennett
>knocking on you door
That they will
William Campbell
> get slaughtered to death immediately
> get your silver and supplies taken
> be a Jow Forums failure faggot
Jaxon Gonzalez
my trusty bodyguards will guard me 24/7 and they will get secret benefits that other workers won't know about in order to gain their loyalty
Jose Morales
> theyre the ones who will kill you
Jaxson Hill
no they wont cause ill have guns too. it will be a standoff. you think they will shoot me when ill shoot them too? they would most likely choose the option to work for food/water so they dont have a chance of dieing
Lincoln Robinson
>Et tu, Steve?
Brandon Jenkins
user, why would the bodyguards be the in-danger servant when they can be the in-danger master?
Jace Cook
because they are good christians who don't believe in murder. if you are starving you will be more than happy to work for food
John Ortiz
OP, you fucking retard, being a monopolist during a financial crisis is the fastest way to get killed and robbed.
Julian Wright
not if im the only one who knows the pass phrase to the secret underground vault of food and water. they dont have it in them to torture it out of me. ill never speak!
Tyler Jackson
I bet the walking dead is your favourite show
Kayden Stewart
How are you storing your water long term for the collapse?
Asher Clark
Joshua Hill
We won't kill you. We'll pluck your eyeballs and leave you in the desert to get eaten alive by vultures.
Jackson Richardson
Might makes right. You better be packing a lot of ammo.
Dylan Butler
you won't do it cause you will starve if you do, your survival instincts will kick in and you'll be my bitch
Levi Carter
>Why all of human history?
Because intelligence & leadership > muscles. Muscles are good too, but there's no shortage of potential henchmen in the world.
Connor Barnes
>having a bunch of shiny rocks means intelligence and leadership
Good one.
Zachary Russell
Jow Forums in a nutshell
Jaxson Thomas
You're only buying silver because you're too poor for gold.
Bentley Fisher
this is the kind of out of the box thinking that i like. it's just a question of when this will happen and where.. what country... venizwla is 1
Austin Harris
>buy a shit ton of water
I would buy a shit ton of water filtering stuff.
Brody Green
you have to sleep sometime
Kevin Wilson
only those that have Gold will become Kings
Easton Reyes
>hire attractive women
FUCK THAT, Those cunts can work for free! cooking & cleaning is not difficult!
Owen Turner
you think 10 body guards will be afraid of one fat neet king?
When they can literally kill you, take your wealth and then become warlords?
Chase Stewart
thats why you hire female bodyguards.. who are also your girlfriends.... that syria dictator knoew his shit