I just financed a used car from a large dealership in BC, Canada. It's a 2018 Audi A5 coupe. But not quite. The car's emblems have been replaced by S5 emblems, it's got an MTM logo on the back (which is actually a little crooked), and both the gearshift and key fob have "RS" on them.
It doesn't stop there. The grille looks like it's off an RS model with the honeycomb pattern and it doesn't even have threaded holes for a front license plate, which is required by law in my province. There's also an aftermarket skirt on the front bumper that isn't mounted properly. It's got little gaps and isn't quite flush with the rest of the bumper.
Upon startup, the screen reads "A5" while it loads up. The insurance says it's an A5. The salesman (who is currently in training) introduced the car as an A5. I asked him why it says S5 and RS all over it, and his response was "I don't know". During the test drive, the dealership's key tag read "Used 2018 Audi S5 Coupe"
I figured the salesman made a simple mistake and all the emblems and extra shit, along with the price, led me to believe I was purchasing an S5. I know, I'm a fuckin retard.
So I signed my life away and drove off the lot. Since I'm so goddamn brilliant I did some research after getting home. The car is actually a standard 2018 A5 that someone put stickers on in an effort to look like they were rich, I guess. For the price I paid, I could have bought a brand new never driven 2018 S5 from an actual Audi dealership.
While I was deciding exactly how I was going to kill myself, I was reading the contract I should never have signed. Turns out there's a few errors on it. The contract states that the vehicle is a 2018 Audi A5 Technik 4-door Sportback. Brand new, not used. The car I received was a Technik, but it's a two-door coupe.
I've been calling the dealership to unwind the deal and I've just been getting fucked around. They tell me the manager is in a meeting, or busy, or he left early, or whatever else.
