It's my birthday today, made 23 years old

Disgusting foreigner

My dick isnt even working properly lately.
There is no sob story faggot, I made money prostituting myself, waste a big amount to treat my dogo too, where I am asking for anything? Fuck off.
50+, she had a fucking shit smell that didnt go away even after she take a shower, like a smell similar to a fish that is out the water for some hours after being fished. Everything, she even paid more and I had cummed inside her when in my mind I had to think in other shit to be able even to cum, even being under effect of generic cialis.

Thanks.
Wanna call me a monkey?
Wtf? I am a dude buddie.
No, I dont like man, even for millions wouldnt do it, it was a shit tier of woman and I'm fucking disgusted with myself since then.
Yea yea, wanna call me a monkey nigger now?
Will take a look, I lost all my jabber accounts because I forgot the password I used.

Clean your room and then hang yourself so the EMS doesn't have to walk through your filth to dispose of you.

This.

Also everyone does dumb shit. You might not realise it but you with time you will feel a lot less bad and actually take a life lesson from it making it an important formative experience.

sorry bro, i misunderstood. sorry about your situation

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I am like on the computer, no energy, I wake go to pee and come back.
Even started to pee in bottles to save time to not go bathroom.

Well bro, this time I did a shit that doest leave my mind and dont let me act like I was before, its like I'm a broken jar that tried to glue the broken parts, I dont know what happened but for sure wasnt good for me.

No problem bro, wish you everything of good. Peace.

Why dont you nigger get a real job instead of fucking foul roasters for chump change?
Why dont you have any dignity?
Why niggers like you are so lazy?

How can you live in such a mess? Are you related to pigs or what?

This is the bottle of pee, I'm so drained its already full of pee.

>real job
No time, economical recession, I have to afford all my family expenses so even with a minimum wage couldnt afford it (rent, expenses of old mother and young brother, dog expenses, etc). More than 15+ million unemployed, I live in the poorest area.
>dignity
Easy to talk about that when its not the people you love on the line, I have to do several types of shit just to get out favela.
>lazy
I'm drained dude, after fucking the old woman for cash I got fucking destroyed mentally.

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Typical lazy nigger excuses

No, I'm usually clean, all organized and fixed.
Since I fucked for money I am sleeping all day, shit got in mess, I cant even take the trash out of my room because I start to watch Boruto on Youtube and pass away and when I see the day passed by.
Ok dude, call me a monkey next time.

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i hate 2 factor auth. its more trouble than its worth. all you need is a strong 20 character password.

Happy Birthday Favelanon! I'm curious. Have you ever seen Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo? Have you ever had to oil up a giant woman foot?

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The only logical solition to your problem is prostituting yourself again, this time to a man.

There are plenty of places on the internet where you can blog about being a sad poorfag loser and get sympathy.
This isnt one of them.
FUCK YOU NIGGER

Not Larpening, here my official ID.
Problem is that I use the same password, but sometimes I use variations that I dont remember later.
I think I already seen this movie, well the woman looked like a fucking female work with +10 in strong smell skills, so maybe that is something unusual too, robbed her Iphone she know that but even tried to ask me when I was avaliable next time.

I dont like man, my dick wouldnt even go up, and I like to make some force to poop.
Its all you can say to me? Like entry level offense, faggot.

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Your lost your dignity. You stupid faggot.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself you did what you had to do. Now go out, steal something, trade it for nice clothes so you can attract more customers for whoring yourself out. The path to getting hot bitches to pay you for sex is long and arduous but it's a ladder, like any other, and you'll have to work to ascend.
Abandon your dignity and let the whore in you take over. You'll look back some day with a bitter smile on your face and be happy you got out eventually.

Stop being a lazy nigger, do that and it will be very easy to rise to the top in a country full of lazy niggers

Fucking female orc*
Corrected

ive never been propositioned for sex by a woman but ive had old women low key hit on me and its gross. you just know the pussy is banged out. boomer pussy was getting raw dogged all through the 60s. back in the early 80s my whore mother was getting fucked and cummed in by some guy whom ive never met and thats how i ended up here.

shits fucked man. but at least i got a cool gaymen pc.

unless op is a chad he will most likely end up like deuce bigalow. for you young guys its a 90s movie.

>is a nigger
>is a thief
>is a male prostitute
>is a known scam artist on Jow Forums

and the nice cherry on top if this shitcake:
>only bad things happen to this nigger

Same
Ima gonna start a twitch acc 2day lol fuck my shit

What dignity I ever had dude, I saw my childhood friends getting killed because of bucks, saw my cousin die in a public hospital because they couldnt do shit to help, almost saw my younger brother pass away because of Chicunguya that is Dengue Strongest and most lethal version.

What dignity I have? Tell me? I learned englished from old books and donated shit, had to do a lot of shit just to survive all my life.. You talk like I was a saint before.
Bro I'm just drained, dont you got it? I'm fucking pissing in a bottle pee, its a mess, I dont have energy and I dont want to look in the eyes of my younger brother because of that shit feeling.
I'm retarded, I know some automation tools so its easy to run some tinder accounts with tinder boost and auto liker, fake gps and even drive some traffic to prostitution sites.

Problem is that I'm feeling like dirty 24/7.

I'm a mestizo and I dont scammed anyone.
What you plan to do?

What? Im nit bantering. Fuck off you boring whiney rat

I dont care if you are putting things into your ass, I dont fuck with man, my dick is big but isnt for fags, sorry.

theres a first time for everything.

Post a tummy pic and I'll send you 0.5 ETH. Easiest money in your life, after fucking gradmas.

Stop being a nigger, its really that easy.

Even if there is, isnt now, I pass the chance.
Tummy is pee pee?
Cool story, wanna pay my bills?

when i was 18 i had a long list of things i swore I'd never do. now that im 35 that list is just a post it note now...

What type of things that you thought you would never do and you did?

>niggers solution to stop being lazy is begging others to pay for him

lol

Lol bro, I'm drained because I got mentally fucked by that episode of prostitution.

I just talked about the bills because here we have a common phrase that is related to "if you dont pay my bills you cant say shit about me".

thats classified information.

Stop being a lazy scamming nigger and start living a honest life.
Thats all you have to do to make it.

Fine.

Well, I have R$140 on me.
Going to go the favela and talk with some crackheads, if they manage to beat me up I will give them the money.

I will get some drenalin, dont even care if I lose my teeths.
Honest life in a non honest country..
Thanks.

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With that attitude you will never get out of there.

Dude, I already study in two fucking graduations where I need to see 18 y/o with new cars when I am with 23 now and I dont even have a car license, you know what is to hide yourself in the bathroom on lunch time because your stomach hurts?

I can assure you I'm the most "right path" in the life conditions I was given.

You are talking like I was a guy that just do shit, when I try to do my best and the normal way possible.

delete this

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Why I started to laugh of your post.

>that room

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You need to start thinking on your own, not relying on meme school.
Stop being a lazy nigger thief prostitute and you will maybe make it out alive of that shithole

M8 just fast forward to the kino that is the mid to late 60 episodes on kissanime or whatever, email google and see the if they can do anything from their end if not look into data recovery from experts it will be costly but will be worth it if you have valuable coins on the computer, seek advice from google or a tech specialist first though I'm definitely no expert and there's no gauruntee of getting things back but you have to explore possible options.

I'll take this

Do you think I dont think by my own? You are talking with someone that learned shit by himself while all others were doing shit, I'm like one in a million and you still talk to me like I was some medium class boy that had everything in his hand, I had to build my own robotic hand dude.
Well.. when I realized was already like that.

>I had to build my own robotic hand dude.
explain

It was an analogy to the fact that some people are given everything by destiny hands.
I didnt earned anything from destiny hands besides my resilience, energy and motivation.. if I didnt learned and did shit I would still be in favela right now, probably in a jail or in a coffin.

That was my point to the user.

To me you are no different than all the other lazy niggers.
You are a thief, a male prostitute and a beggar.
You are not so much above the other niggers just because you can write in broken english.

Dude, doesnt matter what you think about me, you dont know me.. all you have is your distorted perspective and view of single and individual events of someone else. You are acting like you were a omnscience judge but you aint, you are a human like me who was born and will die.
Stop growing your e-penis, Mr Hannibal.

as long as it was a woman, no matter how fucking filthy and old, still a woman

I have seen all your threads and by now I can perfectly judge what kind of person you are and you are no better than the other niggers that steal.

i respect you favelanon
invest in chainlink, move out of this hellhole and live your life
and dont forget to always have a plan b if that doesnt work out, aka, studying a field that is relativily popular and sought after by companies

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For sure, thanks omnscience judge.
Well.. it sucks anyway.

>nigger stays in denial
You will never make it with that attitude

Dude, all you know from me are isolated events and you want to make an 100% analysis when you dont even have enough data.

Thanks, that is why I do two stem graduations.

can anyone xvision through the toilet paper? methinks OP revealed more than s/he meant to

Go on.

Sell drugs then you dumbass if your going to be a criminal there’s better ways to get money than banging shit smelling grandmas

No, just your belly, I'll give you .2 ETH extra if it's any chubby. Get to work.

I wouldnt mind fucking a granny for money. I'm unemployed and broke, and live in a shithole, and dunno what to do. These might be the last 2 weeks of my life. Either someone gives me some money or I hang myself

no family, no friends, no education. long story

I agree with other anons, you are no better than a nigger. Quit feeling sorry for yourself so what you banged an older woman for money. You should consider yourself lucky thats an awesome way to make money. Stop being such a stupid sad nigger and do what you have to do. Crying like this wont help, all youve done up to this point will be wasted because you are being a sad nigger.

Make a email and send me a hi: [email protected]
Belly is my stomach?

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Sent you, I have reseted my pc so I dont have any ETH wallet, dont need to pay me.

I have V shape, 6 pack.

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frenchbro here,
dont listen to these losers
dont be a sad cunt
go out, make videos of everything
make insane youtube titles like "big fight in a brazilian favela" and just upload the video of the chicken and the cat you sent me
bro
dont hate the player, hate the game

We are together bro, we will found our way.
Need take a shower, a bus passed and the shit/pee water that was in the street got trown on me.

Looool this thread got gay fast
Suck at games and rage and try to be qt for gays and gals alike

Its me, just switched connection. Gotta go bath.

I have got more than 10k offer by some gays guys, and another cuckold offered me 4k for fuck his wife and cum in his mouth, not kidding, but I dont link this type of thing.

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how did you find all of those people? if you dont fuck some fags wife for 4k you are literally a faggot

goddamit I need to get on that prostitute hustle

Can't we ban this NIGGER? Fuck off we're full

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Well, I'm usually the only mestizo/nigger in the places I go (university, etc), besides me almost every other is white, the only mestizos there are working. So people start making compliments like : - you are smart for a mestizo, hum? -your hair isnt usual, right? Can I touch it?..
Then shit escale as time passes by, some guys go on my side on the bathroom to look/compare cock size and shit like that, and as I dont care and just stay normal people start going more and more degenerate. I mean.. its not like : hey I saw you over there, wanna bang my wife? But after time pass by people build confidence and talk their fetishs.

what the fuck bro, so you do have friends. YOu are in a better position than me

or are you completely alone in this uni site and people start offering you money for sex? I consider myself to be handsome by the way, tall, blue eyes, cool hair. Got approached before but never offered money for sex

u forgot ur name

go on tinder and offer your services
or in swinging forums
boomers crave for the young cock

Damn, Jow Forums af

Dude, just stop being poor and all your problems will go away. Trust me

I have colleagues, not friends.

You too.
Any other solution?
Atleast one thing that I dont fucked up.

Sorry for the delay, was in the shower.

Nimiq

Lost the timing to use the free google cloud mining..

Any hot bitches in the Favela?

>hobo in brazil is a Jow Forums
Thanks nigger, you inspired me to do my rep.

If you're going to have PTSD either way, you might as well keep doing it. You'll become desensitized eventually, you cute lil twink

Not model tier, but above average in their areas, usually girlfriends of crime related individuals, so its a blind shot risking death usually.
Thanks bro, exercise help you in many ways..

I will take today to analyze what I will do, because if I continue with this feeling nothing of good will come. Wish you a good week!

Get a paypal account favelabro. Ill send you 10 bucks as you seem like a good guy.

Relax bro, like I said to the guy who asked for belly photo I factory reseted my devices, dont have anything and will take some days to upload and remember the accounts. Thanks for the intention, you gave me some hope.

I'll clean my room.

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No worries favelabro. Nowdays mainly stinky linkies on Jow Forums and people trying to be bad af as they think thats what they need to do on Jow Forums. I miss the old days. Thank fuck I made it with crypto, image taking advice from these absolute mongs.

Poverty is sad bro, really sad, not that money should own us, but the lack of money bring a lot of bad outcomes. I mean.. people dream with a OK life, then their dreams get purged and they start to cope, for many anons they put all the remaining faith on link because they hope for a savior as they cant do it for themselves. At the end its sad, people get fooled and the system continue with the mass genocide that reproduce a system that benefit a small group with shady interests.

Great that you made it, I know crypto since I was a kid, had my HDs robbed by a crackhead that had many BTC I earned on the time faucets gave a whole BTC.

im getting dtunk for you btw, nh dont fuck any transexuals/traps pls, thank you sirs