/smg/ - Stock Market General

HAMBERAAAA TIMMEEEEEEEE

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on SMG:

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foxbusiness.com/economy/did-the-fed-massage-december-minutes
tradingview.com/symbols/TSX-FR/
finance.yahoo.com/news/first-majestic-produces-record-22-120000684.html?.tsrc=rss
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>he fell for the bear meme

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>user didn't buy BAC calls on the dip last friday

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I'm about to go get mc donalds right now. Should I document it?

SPX.........X

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nice dubs

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>he shorted at open
KEK fucking retards

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yes

Why are you not buying TSLA calls to support our aerospace industries and get Elon Musk on the Mars? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Bears thought they could bet against the the golden bull

Now they in tiny cages somewhere in china

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what did they meme by this why are me and big5 the sides of the triangle?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Today I've witnessed the Eldritch Truth of the stock market. Fundamentals don't matter, technicals don't matter, sentiment doesn't matter. No strategy is truly applicable to the Market. Banks control the entire game. Any success is based 100% on luck. I don't know what to think anymore.

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JPM is already severely undervalued with all the other banks, dont be surprised it went up. the largest Banks have mixed earnings every season

jesus christ
what took you so long senpai?

here, ill give ya the next step:
who controls all US banks?

shut up fag

banks going to the god damn moon and there's nothing you can do about it

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its decision matrix
>What would LCIguy do if he was in a car full of kids screaming for McDonals?
>What would Teh_Profit do if he was in a car full of kids screaming for McDonals?

Triangle shows they do something in between the main options.

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whats a good silver stock

Considering what happened at the end of this year, I'm surprised only their fixed income division took a hit. Not a bad earnings report considering the circumstances.

Why would anyone actually go to McDonald's?

They're expensive as fuck and have small portions for the price.

I like mcdonalds

bac jpm c and many other banks still have STELLar financials, Loan receivables bullish, and interest rates going up

All time highs in no time

>neutral good
what am i, a fucking apathetic paladin or some shit?

ah yes Lawful

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>mfw looking at SPY calls/puts
>$10 like 1 hour ago
>now worth $40+

What the fuck? Is this the effects of volatility?

SLV is literally just silver spot
its actual physical too so no contango
liquid options too

fuck all metals into the dirt while shits getting pumped tho

>he convinced his mom to sell her 800k index funds in mid December.

OH NONONONONONO

>What would LCIguy do if he was in a car full of kids screaming for McDonals?
turn the music up real loud obviously

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yes and its why strangles are baste

Feels good to be a CGC fag this week

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What are you buying that is so expensive?
Three Spicy McChickens is like $5 with a drink

Does anyone want to seriously explain this pump? Is it just because the previous dip was so bad and earnings are not nearly as disappointing as everyone thought?

I....I know. I just never wanted to accept it.

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>bears

lmaoing at your miserable lives

CLM cut its div by 3 cents. Is this the beginning of the end?

who trades during regular hours?
who trades on the bells/in AH?

get it?

well pow pow is actually a goy so i guess Jow Forumss BTFO rn

ho lee fuk, you're worse than all bitcoin maximalists combined

Year of the Pig effect

I think PPT is still active.

STOP TRYING TO TIME THE MARKET YOU 4 FIGURE PORTFOLIO HAVING SMALL SPECS

all the losers here that throw all their money away is sad for them, but good for me, becuase i buy their paniced market sells and just get even MORE money

their failure = my success

spy is the new bitcoin

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>WAH WAH MY PUTS ARE COMPLETELY DECAYED MOMMY CHANGE MY DIAPER WAHHH

There never was any recession. People are emotional and overreacted to the 10 year anniversary of the great financial crisis. This fear gained momentum and resulted in more losses. Tax loss harvesting destroyed December. We are returning to mean. SPY 320 by EOY.

>biz is bullish due to a big yummy green crayon emerging on the price charts
Thanks just shorted 100k

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These violent delights have violent ends

Let's say you know a good biopharma penny stock that you believe will do very good in the coming year or two. How much money should you put on it? All in? 50/50 with safe index funds? What if you're a poor college student with only 1-2k to throw around?

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>People are emotional and overreacted to the 10 year anniversary of the great financial crisis.

This. In my country, every single national newspaper ran stories about the 10y anniversary and every paper's debate section was filled with doom and gloom for weeks on end.

No wonder sentiment turned sour.

another female on their period, too emotional... never gonna make it

put on a trip and talk about it here first.. let everyone bash it and short it until you can get the stock cheaper.. then start buying and take off trip

>Let's say you know a good biopharma penny stock that you believe will do very good in the coming year or two.
>What if you're a poor college student with only 1-2k to throw around?

This post is about me
I personally decided to go balls to the wall with my risk tolerance and go all in on the biotech stocks, but I would recommend other people go 50/50 with safe index funds/bonds
Once GALT pans out, I'm going to do that

Plunge protection team and the Q&A with Yellen, Bernanke and Powell a week ago.

Also, something interested me a week ago

foxbusiness.com/economy/did-the-fed-massage-december-minutes

Danielle DiMartino Booth woman is claiming that the Fed retroactively edits Fed minutes to bolster markets. I can't find anything about this elsewhere. Thoughts?

Enough for you to adsorb without hurting yourself financially if it turns south. That figure only you know.

What, spy will crash 70%?

Uh okay NFLX I was just kidding about the 360 down to 290 prediction hahAA don't have to really do it hahaaAA

Market valuations are driven by liquidity and market spirits, my nigga.

Why do you think we talk so much about the bull and the bear?

Keynes was right after all.

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SPY is recovering
BTC on the otherhand doesnt stand a chance

Wrong, it's controlled by Jews. Plain and simple. Anyone whos made money in the stock market did so by sheer luck, that it. thats literally it

>netflix raises prices

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BTFD?

the real Bull starts tommrow

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the truth people don't like to tell you about the stock market because they like you giving them money

In order of importance:
>savings rate (capital to invest) - doesn't matter what your % return is if you only have 100 bucks
>taking profits/protecting capital from losses. avoiding losses is much more important to compounding than making big gains
> maximizing returns - this is actually the least important because drawdowns that occur chasing "big" returns can be near impossible to recover

not a hard guess which of the 3 /smg/ focuses on. do with this what you will

"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Thin trading volume, rate hikes and geopolitical uncertainty around trade.

I think January/October 2018 is going to be the retrospective top for the decade.

I'm beginning to think the magneshill isn't so full of shit
might pick up a few thousand shares

Around $0, and then I'd put the rest into SPY.

Fucking this. Defending against losses is one of the most important things you can do.

Why I made this graph in the first place.

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this but calls instead

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>BTFD?

>might pick up a few thousand shares

Of course. Grab some, it's a cheapy.

what are inversion bonds?

how do I defend against losses? just selling when its up a lot?

Potential swing trade with First Majestic Silver, has fallen 10% today despite reporting record production yesterday.
tradingview.com/symbols/TSX-FR/
finance.yahoo.com/news/first-majestic-produces-record-22-120000684.html?.tsrc=rss

It's not a kind of bond. It's the strategy outlined in the title of the graph with the safehaven asset being bonds.

If you're invested in the market as a whole it comes down identifying when you're late cycle, most notably through the yield curve and other recession indicators. But otherwise, more generally, yes. Pay attention to what causes new highs and try to understand whether its sustainable or not. I sold cracker barrel on its exact year highs because I saw its good earning report and figured that the impact wouldn't last.

Dax, euro stoxx 50 etc. are lagging super badly now. No recovery yet at all, looking real baaad here for european indecies.

Nikkei holding better and strong jpy atm

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>Wrong, it's controlled by Jews. Plain and simple. Anyone whos made money in the stock market did so by sheer luck, that it. thats literally it

Liquidity is controlled by Jews via the Federal Reserve. As soon as Trump puts a goy in charge he starts reigning in capital expansion via higher interest rates.

Market sentiment is in large part influenced by Jews via the media.

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Cashing out all my SPYD into BST
It's time to retire at 40
I feel I was misplaced!

i dont get it

are you saying when you think a recession is coming you start buying bonds with your monthly capital investments, then when we switch back bullish you start buying up the cheap equities?

So with safehaven assets, you mean re-adjusting a portfolio into bonds before a yield curve inversion?

Am I understanding you correct?

I see the potential in this. Going to read up on it some more and by EOD I will make my decision.

wrong. in order of importance

>live a moral life, do not cheat and swindle. lend a helping hand to your community and family
>do something you enjoy and love
>raise a family to do the same
then what you said

They control both the media and the federal reserve, theres no way around this, the two work hand in hand to do their bidding

That's one way of doing it, but the model is based around what happens if you sell your equity investment and put it into bonds after a yield curve inverts. There is, however, capital gains tax you'd have to deal with. I took it into account with a flat 25% cut each time you sell.

After a yield curve inversion, but yes.

Is tehre any website to check out how divvys i would have gotten if i got paid cash or how it would have done if i had DRIPped instead? Including monthly principal increases, i cant find anwhere that will tell me all this info

Yeah, today has truly taught me the final lesson I needed. I feel free. I'm just going to throw my money around now. Random walk. I don't give a shit anymore.

I see. Thanks mate.

That's exactly what I said.

First

baste magnefag

plus oil is gonna be the ACTUAL golden bull this year anyways
just look at natgas rn

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Are you guys literally blaming stochasticity on jews? lol

is that magneshill?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

yes you idiot. this market is rigged to only go up. oh no! bad news!

Why are you so despondent? What call of yours turned out wrong?

The market was going to rally after December. I'm a bear who realized this.

Markets gone stagnant , wtf?

Brexit vote in an hour.

Filtered

>shorted GBP/JPY yesterday evening
:^)

the world is ran on the jewish physics. of course, it's also the jewish axioms in the jewish mathematics. it's all rigged.

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I use to hate Jews until I realized they were a false flag for the [[[groups]]] really in power

oh...fucking great....

Surely the vote failing has been baked into the market at this stage.

If anything, the vote passing and a rally in the pound is the potential black swan for today.