/smg/ - Stock Market General

Europe is dead and gone, it's a globalist super state now run by uneletced elitist bureaucrats edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previously on SMG:
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finance.yahoo.com/news/index-crazed-investors-turning-p-110007521.html
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2016-08-24/are-index-funds-communist
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first for FUCK WARREN BUFFET!

what about Worren Bluffet?

What about Werren Buffet?

who? Never heard of her

Bears thought Brexit vote would dump the market lmao. I cant believe they shorted the bottom AGAIN lmaooooooooooo

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x_QQQX_X

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BST is better

SIEG HEIL BARON VON WUFFETT

looks like the GBP short still has legs desu

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Should I gamble on PCG calls or get a rub n’ tug at a massage parlor?

I'm going to order food from either Pizza Hut, Domino's, of Jimmy Johns--no one else delivers. What get?

Warren von Smorgasbord

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Hope no one's still holding mbot bags, cash out NOW

Well, no closed end fund beats BST, but its also a newer fund so you dont know for sure if theyll be another one of blk's junk funds in the future

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eur/usd longs deep in profit for a once O_O

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that is not a very good looking candle, to be very honest with you

BUY PCG!!!

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Realty Income Corporation, "The Monthly Dividend Company (TM)" pays today.

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>one trillion parliament members debate, squack and tweet over literally nothing EU cuck bill that will affect literally nothing in the long run
>one parliament member remains to talk about actual conditions that impact his actual voters
its sort of sad

>invest 100k
>get 10 dollars a month
gee thanks

NO NO NO NO NO

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hey, it's better than losing money just saying

Blackrock has gotten so good at CEFs, they'll surely won't mess this one up

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if your safe asset doesn't grow with inflation you're literally burning money

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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>banks are missing earnings, and forcasting worse gains in the future
>So their stocks go up
This market is dildos

>Largest UK defeated vote in history
Thanks, I needed this laugh

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you'd actually get $345 per month if you invested $100K in O.

PG&E is bankrupt.

LUL, I remember months ago when there were rumors they were the one that started the wild fire.

If only I shorted the rumour REEEE.

JJ. My girlfriend used to work there. It's good. Get #9

Deutsche Bank with Christian Sewing at the helm will soon be unstoppable

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>LCI
>SESN
>NBR
>MNGA

Too the MOON!

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ABIL is the next moon mission.

t.MBOTanon

>ABIL is the next moon mission.

Adding that to the watchlist.

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here goes nothing..

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SN taking off!! woohooo

I'll give it a go. I normally get the tuna or roast beef and ham.

kek why

Example from Sweden.

Orange is total Swedish stock market.
Green is the same, but with dividends reinvested.
For comparison we have NASDAQ Composite in blue, without dividends.

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idk, the magnebraps must be getting to my head..

Friendly reminder that Germany will be in recession by 2020

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up 28% today, i bought two days ago.

So brexit is cancelled? With the power now clearly in the hands of parliment they'll ask for more time and eventually get another referendum. Or am i missing something

Add it to your portfolio, dingus. It's not going to make you any gains on your watchlist

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It means uncle Powell may stop being so harsh on Wall Street's naughty bois

you're still holding right?? lets try to get to $1

No, they just rejected May's total surrender deal to the EU.

we need bush to get a third and fourth term...

he was the hero we didnt deserve

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You probably don't even remember Poland.

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I love that he fucking grins as he dodges the shoe
absolute chad

He effectively killed the very notion of being a American and what it meant. Now we are total slaves for jews, and I mean in every facet of American life we are subservient to these dual citizens.

Reminder that the market is entirely controlled by Reptilian Jew Elite families, and any profits you may have observed are merely circumstance and luck

Eh, I'm Texan anyway

Fuck the rest of the US

Get some BAC calls for earnings tomorrow or get left behind

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im no reporter bro

ill always remember poland helping us in iraq

you can levy the same accusations agains many presidents, clinton, reagan, obeezy, ectera

thats a huge "no true scottman" fallacy you are trying to insinuate

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am I a fool for not selling acb today? why did it drop so sharply?

Wtf lol QQQX is just mooning for no reason
This is chad as fuck

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indeed, we took him for granted

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Thats definatley more natural of a bullrun than a moon mission Enjoy 8 more months like that

Natural gas appears to be forming a new support at 3.45. Four bounces off it today. I think i'll go ahead and nudge up my stop loss now.

It's a weed stock. They do that.

PAMP EET

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its advertised as less voltile than nasdaq, wasnt expecting a based 2x special surpise

Wow, tech is the future

Nice pump before finish

That bear trap going on with LCI right now is amazing

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the bush memes is what did it

FUCK ELIZABETH WARREN BUFFET

JJ gargantuan extra peppers and oregano

WTF maybe I was wrong!
Maybe I'll go 50/50 on QQQX and BST to diversity CEFs

He lifted the veil ever so slightly on what you truly are.

I'm already eating a big, meaty Italian. I can barely fit it in my mouth.

LOL
look at this dude..

reentering Terrascend now for another 8-10% flip... One of these days it's going to break out proper and I'll likely sell early but whatever. Swing and day traders are playing it like proverbial fiddle and I'm happy to join the band.

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*snap*

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Why isn't this pump dumping yet? FNGU keeps going up and has broken my meme lines.

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woah magnebrap rallying LUL

You know it's true. If you look back historically, you've been slave to the jews to the same extent as you are now since long before the reign of Bush the 2nd. You were the chosen people's bitch since before you were born.

Based. I miss working there and eating sandwiches every day for free. Now the nearest one to me is 15 miles away

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we're about to enter the Summer of FNGU again

google netflix amazon will return all time highs, facebook Alibaba apple will recover
Tesla to 1000 more than likely

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No tomatoes, though. Only degenerates eat those uncooked.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .3%, no time to trade today but it was gween anyway. I'm raring to go tomorrow though!

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because it went up more than 10% in a day.

+6.69%

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This market ams dildos

Even as my trusty LMT dipped, QQQ stayed strong

Fuck banks

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glad that lines up with your worldview so well you commie faggot

Food for thought as I go to applied probability class

finance.yahoo.com/news/index-crazed-investors-turning-p-110007521.html

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Pretty cool stuff

If it doesn't have lettuce tomato and onions its not a sandwich

I just want to go to bed and see BAC earnings tomorrow.

here's your response to read as homework

bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2016-08-24/are-index-funds-communist

I'm up $21, but still almost entirely in cash. Can't find any trades with all these earnings still yet to be announced.

it's a meme, fren, don't take it too personally lol

Want some lawn clippings for your fag salad?

Funny day for me on the markets. I was red for most of it thanks to getting squeezed on a small nasdaq short. Natty gas retraced some but appears to have formed new support as I posted above. Stop loss adjusted up a bit so now I either make a little money or a lot of money on the trade, no risk to principal. Trulieve had a nice rally in the last 30 minutes which ticked me juuuuuust slightly in to the green for the day. +0.06% overall. Hot gains.

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slowly but surely getting back to september highs. still down quite a bit but I invest for years, not days

>I was just pretending to be retarded
except you actually believe it

>tfw starting to get slightly drunk again

anyhow, 2019 been good trading year so far systems are on point

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Go eat a fucking toast sandwich you bland lookin ass nigga

They'll never learn

Oh wait, hang on, it seems my boomer long portfolio in my IRA outperformed my active trading portfolio a little today. 0.45% on that one. It's just a couple Canadian banks (RBC and Bank of Nova Scotia) and a couple broader market ETFs.

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I eat meat--like a man!