/smg/ - Soup Market General

cycle of life edition

youtube.com/watch?v=uraG-z0grkc

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

Biotech Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/calendars/fda-calendar

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

on the last episode of /smg/:

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I need help..

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ATVI a shit.

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Reposting from old thead.

Here goes nothing. Thanks LCIguy.

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/smg/ was a misteak

what the hell bro

Actuary is what fits my personality but its a very stringent and requirements type of job, like theres really no chance to get a job doing that without a full bachelors. I could pass the exams by myself without a problem if i studied at it, but then why would a company hire me over somebody with a degree and some of the exams done too? there'd be no reason for them to bother besides trusting me when i say 'i can do the job i promise' which is stupid lol

LONG BIG SUGE (#11)

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>return to normal

Bearniggers on suicide watch

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did we learn nothing from HMNY

Just went through the financial statements of that company. It looks like a fucking disaster. Unless they continue to raise money (which will dillute your ownership), it will go bankrupt.

Just from the past 9 months, they make a $2M gross profit and spend $12M on SG&A, to come to ~$10M operating loss. Fucking yikes, considering there's only 2M on their balance sheet from the last 10-Q.

If the stock bounces in any way, sell your bags.

Mutherfucker I'm gloating right now

Campballs soup Double Onahole still in play

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finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=GBR

SMG picks are consistently some of the worst in the entire market

You're right, I'm going to sell at a loss and put all of my capital into LCI and GALT.

Just found out I will be getting a 3k bonus from work. This is a lifechanging amount of money for me and I'll probably never have this cash again. Should I open up a Robinhood account and gamble it on pennystocks to try and hit a big score, or open a IRA and put it in index funds?

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higher price is nothing but a chance short better

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GBR
Debt to equity - 0.75
ROA -81% ROE -652% ROI -363%
Short ratio 1.14
Loads of other shit that is bad as well

let me tell you about magnegas!
ya gotta minute?

Look how tight this shit has gotten. There's no resistance after $2.

You'd be a fool not to dip your toe in this.

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BLOCK is your best choice

Put 75% in high dividend blue chippies. Keep 25% in cash for active trading bullshit. Don't trade 100% of it on bullshit as I guarantee there will be a time down the road, a month or a year, where you will regret the risk exposure.

>u m a m i

how do we long this?

For people that have a fetish for low priced shares, Santander (SAN) may be worth looking into. It's definitely one of the better European banks and has a relatively large percentage of its loan exposure in foreign markets.

Your overestimating the number of people who've passed the high level actuary exams. If you can do it, you'll have companies eager to hire you

the whole setup is a giant mess, but as far as I can tell the 4 year degree equilivent is passing all the ASA exams? P, FM, IFM, STAM, LTAM, SRM, PA, are thsoe the ones your talking about? I should have no problems at all with the first 3, I take this stuff up quicklya nd have done college stats before...will have to study a bit for the actuarial specific stuff. If I pass those 6 and put it on a resume, your saying a company will notice and that will have value to them?

Absolutely. Certification is way more valuable than a college degree because it actually signals competence

>bonus from work
>never see again

You gonna quit or something?

tbf the shill was from reddit

alright cool, makes sense if the exams are legit similar to real life work experience. Are you an actuary or have in depth knowledge of it from somewhere? Are the sample questions off the SOA website presumably the best study plan to take the real exams? Looking at the samples the first 3 tests look trivial with a few weeks of study, P, FM, and IFM. The others i'll need to study for but doing that by myself on my own time is trivially easy and honestly enjoyable for me.

I appreciate what Trump is doing because he's helping normies see the danger of giving too much power to the executive branch

It was a one time bonus.

I'm going to go with penny stocks.

It was probably the CEO. Hes been using the company as a bank account for the past 8 years.

3000 really isn't that much money, I'm sure you'll see much more cash than that if you keep working and make a living in a decent field

Go 50% QQQX and 50% BST and forget about it nigga

One of my good friends is an actuary, which is where I'm getting my knowledge. Honestly, you may also be underestimating the difficulty of the certs, because I remember how hard he had to study for them

Happy Gainsday Today my fellow Americans

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>penny stocks
"Six cents a share? Hey, come on. Who buys this crap? Well, I mean...honestly, mostly schmucks."

"Rich people don't buy penny stocks. They just don't. Why not? Because they're too smart."
You might as well flush your money down the toilet. No, buy blue chips with dividends.

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One more chart of GBR before I head out.

Get in this shit.

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Why do you always choose the most obscure "boomer ETFs" instead of more well-established ones, if your concern is to buy and hold long term

Because I'm not a faggot
Tech + DIV drips

buy blue chips with dividends as one guy said or just buy an index fund. keep adding more to it every month and learn to save buy less. Having a job to grow your account is a huge bonus for your future. You will have to put in time and money.

>people who dca SPY instead of QQQX are faggots

really makes you think

They are faggots, why would you buy SPY when you could get something objectively superior
You're a faggot

oh i know they will get mroe difficult, but its not like im starting from a basis of no math at all, and i pick math up REALLY quickly

even this IFM test is a joke, giving 3 different stock allocations and their annual returns, then asking for the entire portfolios annual return....its like 4th grade math.

Would your friend say that getting all 6 tests passed is more than enough to get an entry level job somewhere? Actuary jobs exist all over where I live, Kansas City area, I just need to get hired at 1 to then have experience to move on up the ladder as I desire

>objectively superior

The all-time historical price chart is a horizontal line

>DIV drips

I'm not a fan of drip if you're willing to monitor your holdings at least a couple days a week. Save the dividends in cash and put just a smidgen of effort in to buying dips. This will beat the hands off strategy of auto-drip where you don't have any idea whether your money is going back in at a good time on the chart or not.

Literally look at trading view you faggot.
QQQX has underpreformed, but it's dividend makes up for DRIP
BST is fucking better you dumb nigger, stop replying to me

So based on what I am paid now I can invest $600 a month, and while I know that will go up I like playing with that hypothetical. Is it unrealisitic to assume I can safely get 12%+ return by not putting my money in mutual funds or index funds and putting my money in some safe but still growing companies like Microsoft and Verizon. I want to be a millionaire in less than 25 years and that is what it will take.

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You're literally making judgements off a robinhood chart? KYS
filtered
I don't care

Gomfy
Why are you doing this
What are you trying to accomplish

>I don't care

LAZY

do buy QQQX. Its cool

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starting at $0 investing $600 a month never selling making 12% annually for 25 years is $1.01m

24 years is $900k~, but if you bump your principal up to $800 a month after 24 years you'll be at 1.2m after 24 years

what makes you think QQQX and BST will even be here in 10 years?

do you know how many other trusts, etfs, derivatives get wipe out after a few years?

there 50% chance either QQQX or BST wont exist in 10 years

>Unless they continue to raise money (which will dilute your ownership)
How does this work? Are companies free to issue an unlimited amount of shares on an ongoing basis?
>Uh oh, looks like that asshole Carl Icahn owns 49% of our shares.
>Quick, issue some more until he's down to no more than 30%!

>making 12% annually for 25 years

I don't think you lads appreciate how hard it is to make those sorts of returns consistently
Making 12% in a year isn't hard, but making 12% every single year for 25 years in a row is very hard

Yes, definitely enough to get an entry level job

I get the calculations but is such a plan feasable? As in if I pick safe blue stock companies and understand my rate won't be amazing can I still expect to beat $1

DIA.....X
I can see the future and I can also see time

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i didnt say thats possible, thats just waht that guy asked. 12% is beast mode, try investing more monthly original user

thank you boss, will do more research tomorrow and see if this is somethign I want to pursue. I have free time, studying is free, I might as well go after these exams and see where it takes me

based user good luck, you will make it

All these fucking niggers don't know anything about ETFs

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The amount of shares a company can issue is listed in their charter, usually its absurdly high however

missed this earlier but yeah this is basically how i look at it too; its an entry level no skill job that has almost no chance of being laid off anytime soon, im goign to keep it until i find something better. And the 16 is after gas and taxes and tips, i only get paid $9 an hour from the business itself, the rest is average tips. Im not sure what you mean by 'col is here' but yeah I know how lucky I am, i drive around listen to music/podcasts save 4 figures a month and have basically no stress or real responsibilities at work at all

>DYNAMIC OVERWRITE FUND OF BENEFICIAL INTEREST

WHERE DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

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THIS IS PART OF THE NEW PARADIGM
WAKE UP OLD MAN SPY IS DEAD
BUY QQQX
BUY BST

Do you have emergency savings?

>lol "new paradigm" what fags haha let's use it ironically lmao
Has anyone stopped to think that maybe we have entered a new era?

this Overwrite is legendary stuff. Now you dont have to write your own calls, the professionals do it for you at Nuveen. no more confusion and hassle of options

ITS 100% BULLSHIT
STOP TRYING FOR LITERALLY RAPE ME WITH YOUR PONZI SCHEMES

STUFF LIKE DIAX AM WHY MARKET 100% GARENTTED FOR CRASHING

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Don't fall for the marriage meme.

Been divorced for 4 years and the cunt is trying to get money now out of nowhere. Had the audacity to have me served papers today.

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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE NEW MOON MISSION INTO ETERNITY
FUCK IT JUST BUY TQQQ
SELL YOUR FUCKING FAMILY AND BUY TQQQ
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUY BUY BUY

coming soon TQQQQ 4x with a 15% dividend

Youre going to deal with the bull

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Safest bet I have found for when the market takes a shit is KO unironcilly. People seem to put there money in it when tech/big stocks take a shit.

you have a kid?

STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

Is there an etf for shorting marriages?

I already pay for the kid.

/r9k

Look at kushco and marimed for pseduo-penny stocks that could explode

It's better to write your own covered calls than to buy a covered call fund. The total returns are notably better.

I'm in the middle of divorce, haven't yet filed the paperwork yet because I've been swamped with work. She's agreed to take only about 15% of my investments because she's getting a paid off 2011 car as well. The potential for things to blow right the fuck up and all discussions cease is stressful. But so far we've been able to avoid lawyers.

i-i-is the market ever going down again bros?

Have we reached the era of perpetual bullish energy?

>12% annual returns min
What in the hell

I would stop at principal * 1.12 to the factor of 5

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maybe he turns the plane up at the last second?

I hope it does. I still need to buy more.

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She will eventually talk to a friend or someone she knows that will tell her to try and fuck you. I'd say they do that like 90% of the time, but hopefully you get lucky.

I will never get married again. Stanhope has a good bit on marriage.

youtube.com/watch?v=vXpsT3e8UsM

>maybe he turns the plane up at the last second?

He has to. They always do. A liquidated bear don't short.

I'm looking into water utilities, anyone have any picks before I dive into the list I've created?

>a soup company has a P/E ratio of 200+
Are they secretly building a moonbase?

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circuit breakers this week

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where do you talk about RAI buying 3million restricted shares at 1.50? which by the way will have to abide by rule 144.. kinda strange that this thread always wants to talk about hindsight but never future developments.....

I hope someone took that thing out back and put it out of its misery.

Is there any way to make a small living making people laugh without having an internet presence?
I want to be a drifter.

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Don't tell everyone about GBR just yet!!! we need weak hands to get out first!.. also it probably won't go anywhere until RAI gets their shares added to the O/S... hold off on telling people about it... accumulate on the down low.. seriously.. don't talk about it right now... shit is going to be a strong long term investment... DM me later i'll try to explain more of why we can't have everyone in on it.

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Yeah man, there are all kinds of street performers - jugglers, magicians, hustlers, etc. It's not an easy life but it's possible.

thats just the Haters playing with the math
the Large specs want Campbell soup
After acquiring SnyderLance last year, they now have the #1 pretzel company. The only other top company is Nestles Rold gold which is inferior quality

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