We all know the rules when it comes to girls.
Don't tell them your true feelings, play the I'm interested and now I'm not interested game, never back down or apologize(in most situations) etcetera etcetera
So tell me, has anyone here ever figured out the correct response to when a girl asks you this bone chilling, ageless, primordial question
>Do you have a girlfriend?
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these processes are true if you want them to keep interest in you. But fuck it is tiring, so fuck that.
Consult rule one
>Don't tell them your true feelings
You're implying girls even talk to us
If you have a gf say 'yes'. If not say 'no'. How fucking deranged is this latest generation of young men?
"its complicated"
retard
Never show feelings to chicks . They are not dumb to feel for themselves . Men should be like men not sissy fags and their expressive shitless behaviour. If a woman is with you and can see through you , she will be a keeper. Else you can always go fuck some guy and be a sore faggot .
tfw I did all those things wrong on my last date (over 2 years ago)
Im a 30 yr old retired-chad with a fiance. What the fuck is your point.
How bad?
>there is always room for 1 more
you reply, no but soon i will if i get bored
of the charts bad. so yeah never saw her again. really liked her :(
Allways say yes, even if you dont have.
>We all know the rules when it comes to girls.
Wrong.
>Don't tell them your true feelings,
Why?
>play the I'm interested and now I'm not interested game,
Right. People want what they can't have.
>never back down or apologize(in most situations) etcetera etcetera
Why?
You say “no, why, are you interested? Because there’s an application process” read her body language then kiss her dumbass. Nice pic tho
Maybe you're just overanalyzing, did you try texting her for a second one
as I said over 2 years ago. and yes I did
First date
>told her i realy like her and do normaly not act like this (both is true)
>she is way to spooked
>few days later text her: hey whats up
>i do not want anythig to do with you leave me alone
>deleted number instantly
she wasnt interested in you, she moved on. you should be thankful she didnt string you along. i wish i could find chicks this honest. would save me a lot of time
a girl i liked lost interest in me because i said no
2019: not completely ignoring women while focusing on your stacks and becoming wealthy...
Not going to make it, frens. Those nasty beef curtains generally do pay the bills.
i am a big boi and do not give a shit about waman because they whores so i am ok fren dont worrie
just saying op has a good point do not do those things
"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."
story time
>be me
>5'10 average looking guy
>move to us for college
>freshman year, staying at dorm
>in elevator with my neighbor, 7/10 girl
>we were friends but nothing sexual (yet)
>going from 1st floor to 5th
>at the 2nd floor 3 more girls get in the elevator
>my neighbor holds my hand out of nowhere and says "so what should we do tonight?"
>i look at her
>look back at the girls
>theyre looking at us, kinda cringy
>i spank and grope my neighbor's ass with the force of a thousand linkies while maintaining constant eye contact with the other girls
>none of them were expecting that, neither the neighbor
>girls laugh, i aint even smirking
>neighbor pushes my hand from her ass
>shit is awkward until the 5th floor, i dont care
>they go their own way, we go ours
>neighbor rants "omg i cant believe u fucking did that"
>fast forward 3 days, i came on her tits
>1 week later, i fucked one of the girls that was in the elevator
>3 days after that, i fingerbanged one of the other girls after smoking a cigarette outside a frat party
i miss college.
another story
>go to some house party with my roommate and a friend
>see a girl that ive known for like 2 months there
>shits kinda boring, theyre playing lady gaga as music, zzz
>i go upto the girl, talk about how shes doing, stupid bla bla
>we chat for a while
>i tell her that the partys kinda boring, ask her if she wants to come back to my room
>she gets surprised and tells me "umm, user im not that kind of a girl"
>i say ok, whatever, ill see u around
>hang around at the party for like 30 more minutes, go out to smoke some weed with my roommate
>while we're smoking girl comes out, shes gotten tipsy over drinking that disgusting punch juice with like 5 different kinds of vodka in it
>says "hey user, maybe u could take me back to the dorm"
rest is history
just be confident retards. most of the girls are even hornier than you are and as long as you arent a creep it'll be fine. stop being so afraid of rejection.
>Do you have a girlfriend?
No, but I'm MGTOW. Go find someone else.
There - that was easy. Anymore dumbass questions?
Also
>bone chilling, ageless, primordial question
what?
Even when I wasn't MGTOW this question didn't invoke an emotional response in me...
Fuck you, man.
This
Does that actually work? Have had a few girls ask me that question in multiple workplaces.
> Pretty girl asks me in front of multiple coworkers if I have a gf
> Say a lie
> They all want to hear it but I tell them I'm joking/lying
> She randomly brings it up long after
> At one point asks me if we will ever get drinks but in front of an ugly girl that clearly liked me
> Either way she has a kid and possibly a husband so I wouldn't date her
> Another job
> Get asked if I have a gf by the pervy cute girl, iirc
> She seemed very interested about me in general
> Even put her arm around my lower back once to pull me into a crowd at work
> She had a bf
> Another girl at that job
> Talking about how I'm done there and looking to go elsewhere
> Make it sound like I have a job lined up
> Soon after asks if I have a gf
> She was a 19ish year old single mom
> I was in my early 20's at that point
> Another job
> Chunky single mom, divorced her husband idk why, whose a coworker on same team
> Asked for help frequently which was normal but one day says in a super hot voice "(My name) I need you"
> Go over and cover for her, seemed she had an urgent phone call but that voice doesn't make much sense unless it was sespair/sadness
> At a later date or perhaps before asks if I have a gf
What!? I'm not even good looking, probably ugly. Are they just taunting me?
video sauce
>be me
>see a cute girl
>say sup
>she says hi whats up
>i say "u trynna fuck?"
>she says "im down"
>we fucked and still fuck
damn...the life of being a chad i guess XD
>Try to fuck someone while they're sober
>They say no
>They get drunk
>Suddenly want to because their decision-making skills are impaired
I'm pretty sure you just raped her.
>Do you have a girlfriend?
>I could have 2
Shit, come with real answers faggots
>How is that relevant?
pretty simple
pause in a lying way and then say no: you will be the "mysterious" guy who is probably alpha enough to have a gf but is dtf
This
"Why do you ask, I could always have room for another" playfully...Checked and keked
>playing games with girls like a teenager
This board is full of incels
you dodged a bullet
girls like this only "befriend" you because they enjoy the feeling of being desirable by men who are already taken
they get a kick from destroying relationships and then just hop on the next dick
>he speaks to women, looks at women, listens to women, thinks about women, works with women, involves women in anything he does ever at all
The answer is always no, if you want to fuck the girl who is asking the question.
Just say no faggot. Even if you do
>gets herpes from obvious slut
xD
>>>Jow Forums
>be me
> Average looking guy
>Go to ski with my bestfriend who is in a frat ( In europe it's another level)
>We both a bit trash when we out but looking fine and shit.
>Not interested on that frat shit but ambiance is cool and i'm a guest
>Went to amsterdam with bestfriend before so got 25G each of good ass weed for 6 days.
>Everyone seems amazed by weed and boose we got ( fucking rich kid that"s never knew nothing else than dirty weed)
>Partying hard in a random room
>Some girl knock at the door, she's been kicked out of her room ( she's not part of the student group so she alone).
>Decided to let enter the girl and give her a bed
>Chicks is a solid 9/10
>Stare at me the whole time
>Aintgivingafuck.jpg
>Drink more and smoke more and more
>Some dude tried to get in touch with her
>Looking at me rolling eyes
>Fucktyouwant.png
>Go chillin on the couch since i'm fucked up
>Girl come right next to me after 10min
>"user you ok ?"
>Nobitchimfucked.jpg
>"yeah great how about you ?"
>Stare in the fucking eyes for 10 fucking second
>Instant boner.
>maybe you want to rest a bit in my bed? ( this wasn't my room first)
>My bestfriend come with us in the bed
>Boiwat.png
>Leaves after 5 minutes cuz he left his contact lens on
>herewego
>Whiskey dick right now..Fuck Am I doing .!
>Ended fingering her hard
Ski trip is other now... fucked that girl for an entire year, she knows I have a GF and dont give a fuck.
Ahhhhhh miss those years....
Wrong.
That's why you aren't getting laid, almost-virgin.
The answer is always to hint yes and leave the door open.
A man without the social proof of a gf is far less attractive.
Cringe af
I read this twice and I still don't understand what happened. Did you try and get gay with your fren while some strange roastie was in bed with you?
Aint no gay shit nigger he left the room. ( I don't know why he came with us but since we were fucked up maybe he thought this was his bed)
I fingered the bitch cuz I got the whiskey dick
>Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes you are my girl right. *laughing*
>she smiles
Nailed it
beta
Maybe it is beta when you are beta and not confident to pull shit off lmao.
"no, are you looking for a boyfriend?"
was that so hard?
>Fuck off, roastie.
haha girls are for faggots you cissy's
Based user, tell me what should i do to build wealth
I would probably be honest and tell her that I am already entertaining a harem of cute 2d waifus. And that she can try joining if she is virginal and willing to wear kawaii dresses with frills and ribbons, but will have to live with starting off as my 9th favorite waifu. And that she won't receive any kind of 'sexual' appreciation until she enters at least the top 5. (She can always spend some yuri time with some of my other 2d waifus, however, if she becomes that needy.)
Based
Interesting how the brain has a way of turning objectively humiliating times into fond memories. It's like some people are genetically wired to be beta bitches.
>be me chad
>girl: ?
>me: !
>girl: owo
>we fuck
yeahhh haha just like the shiton a video we made together in doggystyle ? I can't lie to myself, I fucked her hard. What I'd gain to lie on the internet unless losing my times ?
By your answer, you're just wasting YOUR time and you're certainly like half of the faggot here who don't get laid and jerk off to some green tekst story that you will never be able to live.
I'm losing my time too answering this, so I'll just leave this here.
Just go jerk yourself and move on.
internet war is not for me haha
Btw the girl on the right is goddamn hot, anyone got a name ?
I've noticed that I get way more attention from other girls when I'm walking with my girlfriend than when I'm alone, why does this happen?
Also there are cases when attractive girls check me out when I'm with gf and she'll turn to me and say "that girl couldn't keep her eyes off you", but I usually just play it down and say something like "which girl? I wasn't paying attention"
hahahahaha beta weirdo
FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK WEIRDOS AND FUCK JANNIES
Beta detected
>Do you have a girlfriend?
if want to bang -> yes
if seeking a serious relationship -> no
if you want to shake off annoying tatted roastie -> no
if you try to be a player - >
Have an upvote
Fuck you too he got laid at least
easiest way to pick up chicks is to pretend to be rich. have like one nice suit you wear to bars and tell chicks you work for in real estate or something. Get a used Mercedes and if they ask why the car is a little old tell them it's a company car.
Once the gold digger gets liquired up good take her back to a motel room and plow the shit out her. leave her full of cum and spread your seed like the bible says to do.
Also give fake names. If they ask why a motel? tell them your in town on a business trip. That will excite them even more because we all know how whores like travel. Travel means your adventurous and they think they might get to travel with you.
Seriously fuck western women. They are the real predators with their nanny state backing them on everything. women are now just another arm of the government so don't feel bad about taking advantage of them.
>no
wow so hard
Permavirgin detected.
Roasties have herd mentality.
Zero rationality, only emotional response.
Risk aversion.
They only want what other roasties have/want...
[spoiler] Chad [/spoiler]
you know that nigga with man tits u can see when he wears a t shirt, all u incels have problems with women cause u cant talk.
women literally have a checkbook in their mind i was fat and poor, but i still knew how to make them smile and was confident enough. also i would lie alot to them and say a bunch of stories and got action.
now im a chad i literally have random bitches obsessed with me. not used to it but eh its an ego boost. i can just wear regular clothing doesnt matter now they fall for the basic redpill shit everytime.
its pretty sad seeing it, but women like adventurous goofy men, someone who can actually make them giggle,
I know a couple women who would be happy if I said yes
this is so sad. khv right? never give up.
>Do you have a girlfriend?
“Are you asking for an application?”
You can literally say whatever the fuck you’d want right there as long as you’re not retarded. The actual words aren’t some magic incantation.
I'm terminally unskilled at communication. I'm extremely awkward, sensitive and emotional as well as unhumorous. Basically I cannot get by on conversation. I have had plenty of girlfriends and one-night stands though.
Because girls base their idea of what is attractive by what other girls go for. Essentially the opposite of men. We want a girl that we find attractive and generally want a situation in witch we have a minimum amount of competition for her. Girls, on the other hand, run toward competition and any guy who has been selected by another girl is automatically seen as higher value than one who has not been selected.
Its pretty fucking dumb really but even the ones who are aware of it cant really help it.
Girls arent competiting with each other. They are often okay with sharing their bf
I spent two years overseas in a few poor ass countries and those girls aren't any better DESU. Any 8+ girl globally is literally getting incels offering hundreds or dollars just for virtual pictures and "relationships"
>a r9k thread
>on my Jow Forums
stop it
Based and redpilled
"what for?" is what I say
Yeah I don't understand what is 'bone chilling' about that question either. I'm successful with women, and even when I was single, there's no harm in saying "no". Maybe some user could elaborate on this feeling?
You probably did something else that disturbed her. Actually I'm certain you did, because telling a girl you like her isn't weird.
Would you prefer a girl who likes you only if you lie? That is not a good foundation for a relationship
>this question didn't invoke an emotional response in me...
Ditto. Some user please kindly explain this feeling...
That's crazy but very insightful. Makes a lot of sense when you put it like that, thanks for the quality reply
How do I convince my gf to let me cuck her? I already asked for a threesome and she said no
my point is, looks help alot, but its not required, if i could manage something in the past then an incel for sure could. Maybe im good at talking to people just cause i know how to make people laugh. The thing is i dont even try to make people laugh they say its my vocabulary or the way i react to things.
All i know is women have a weak spot for jokers, play a game u make up on the spot so u have an excuse to hold her and just force it.
if shes like nah fuck that then back off and forgot theres billions of women on the planet if u dont try someone else will.
What's sad about this? ->
>gf to let me cuck her?
Women cannot be cucked.
My girlfriend is 22 (I’m 33) and I’m the first person to come in her without a condom. She’s only slept with two other people. She’s the sweetest and kindest person I’ve ever dated. Plot twist: she’s black.
...
Stop tripfagging you fucking faggot, go back to your favorite internet forum if you need recognition for your content slut
This "latest generation of young men" are effeminate, and having grown up with the internet they have no capacity to process social analysis.
Meaning they have to analyze questions as simple as "do you have a girlfriend", it's not in them to naturally be able to answer a question about healthy social activities because they've never undergone healthy social activity.
So? Or is this Burgerland where this is still considered shocking?
It is burgerland. Most guys I know would never date a black girl and I live in a liberal college bubble meme area.
Children gather round as I tell you the true way to a woman, not a roastie, a woman.
Step 1. Go up to beautiful young woman.
Step 2. Say "do you want to get some taco bell"
Step 3. Go to taco bell with or with out girl.
Step 4. You get tacos, and maybe a girl to share with.
How do I even get a gf baka
>Do you have a girlfriend?
My usual is to say no and promptly change the subject. The question comes up often ever since I changed tactics a bit on where/how to meet girls. I like Jow Forums girls and I wound up getting in to hip hop dance classes as those are filled to the brim with cute Jow Forums girls. Better opportunities for talking to them, too. Nobody wants to talk at ordinary gym usually. Because of the male/female ratio there and because most male dancers are gay, the followup question is always, "are you, uh... are you gay?" (blush).
>Hip hop dance class
Yep, it's fun.
wtf this is just edm shuffling
Well whatever you wanna call it. Don't be too proud to hang around with a bunch of girls in tight shorts wiggling their hips around.