Biz i lied about my work experience, about to get a job offer. worried about background check. The jobs i made up im fine because it's my friends dad, but the current company i work at i wrote that i was making a lot more money than i am from the amount of sales i made. in reality im hired by them on a consultant basis.
any advice as to what do? Im concerned that they might go to current employer and learn im not being paid a salary or making sales. do i mark dont contact current employer?
2. also worried they might ask for W2 forms. can i say i just lost them or fake them somehow?
TLDR been a neet for too long hodling scamcoins. about to get a sick job but worried about the amount of lying it took to get there.
>i wrote that i was making a lot more money than i am from the amount of sales i made Seems like an easy thing to get caught on but your current employer might not divulge what your sales actually were just out of principal of not giving away any of their business' sales info to some other company. Still, if the place hiring calls up your employer and is like "Was FagAnon responsible for $5M in sales last year" and if you can picture your current employer/HR/whoever answers the phone above you saying "Pfffft haha fuck no" then they don't even need to get into specifics to see that you exaggerated on your application.
>do i mark dont contact current employer? Yeah, no that's even worse. Also unlikely they'd ask to see a W2. Basically there is nothing you can do except wait and maybe next time try to be a little bit more creative with how you add fluff to a job application.
Ride the wave user. It is possible you get caught but its also possible you get the Job. This is a high risk investment but it could be worth it. If they catch you sperg out and run away like the autist you are.
Austin Turner
1. Never choose don't contact current employer. Red flag will alarm the boomers, and you can always just put a convincing friend's phone number or just hope to God they don't call if you put the real company phone number.
2. >grab previous online pdf W-2 >download PDF expert >edit PDF and change information similar to your larp job position & wages >present copy of your PDF >???? >profit
In all actuality, all the boomer employers need is a good firm handshake and they won't disprove your history in the first place. Get at 'em, Tiger!
Dylan Powell
thanks senpai
not that autistic to put it in those words, but i get your point. thinking of putting my coworker down as reference.
Noah Jones
You fucked up. Sales is probably one of the only jobs where they will ask for tax documents so you can prove you were pulling in the numbers you claimed. I inflated my salary by a lot when applying to my current job. It never came up in the last 2.5 years and probably never will.
Adrian Harris
2. >grab previous online pdf W-2 >download PDF expert >edit PDF and change information similar to your larp job position & wages >present copy of your PDF >???? >profit
so this is my only option in case they do?
Gabriel Taylor
>forging federal documents What could go wrong?
Not saying you'll get caught, but be very careful, user.
Jose Hughes
if caught, theyd have to report me, and that's enough trouble as it is in itself, so im not sure if anyone would go thru the process. id have to have a solidly made copy of it.
Easton Collins
don't listen to this boomer pussy. He abides by the jew's laws and has been cucked by them since the 70's. You can definitely get away with falsifying a W-2 as long as the job you are applying for isn't the fucking IRS. This is why faggots on biz never make it t. 21 y/o front end webdev making 70k a year at Stock X with no degree.
Lucas Bell
Do you think Millionaires got to where they are by following the rules? What do you think they mean when they emphasize how important taking "risks" are? These millionaires are all anarchist and do whatever it takes to win, even if it's illegal. Why do you think politicians and people who work on wallstreet get fined and imprisoned almost on a regular basis? They TAKE RISKS. You already fucking lied to them and got this far, why not go 100%?
Xavier Ward
Does Warren Buffet strike you as an anarchist? There's more than one way to make a million dollars and more than one way to lose it.
Live by the sword, die by the sword
Luis Bell
thanks user.
Adrian Peterson
fwiw his father was a personal friend of Murray Rothbard
Connor Sanders
bump. anyone have any more ideas?
Thomas Martin
I've never once had an employer call a previous employer. Never.
You have about a 1/100 chance of that happening.
you're good.
Jaxson Cooper
>Warren Buffet
goes trough incredible extends lying to the world pretending to have a consistently shit diet to promote the products he got investments running in.
Most companies these days give out very little info about past employees under fear of being sued. Usually just dates of employment. You might get busted you might not depends on your current company's policy. Still worth a shot.
Christopher Ortiz
In general, I think that the company hiring you is really only supposed to verify that you worked there, and for how long. They may try to ask more, and I guess it's up to your company if they want to divulge. In general though, I doubt you have to worry about it.
Jacob Bailey
>ice cream >bad you better check yourself before you wreck yourself
Owen Gonzalez
I wouldn't worry about it, the thots in HR rarely do their jobs, at my current job I lied about everything including my experience and credentials, all HR even checked was if I had any felonies on record, didn't even bother calling any of my fake references.
Carson Morris
;please explain this meme?
it's un-healthy thus bad for permsanent consumptiobn No?
