Applied to 983 jobs over the past 7 months

>applied to 983 jobs over the past 7 months
>still no job

>"its a numbers game bro"
>"there must be something wrong with you"
>"hahaha I applied to only 1 place and got an offer. SUCK IT FAGGOT"

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Are you mass blasting a pajeet tier resume or are you tailoring your cover letter / resume to the job in question?
Also, lie. Fuck it, if you can't find a job normally, fucking lie, get the experience and bootstrap that way.

Lie about your history retard. Give yourself (recent)work experience. Its the only way to get in.

My favorite is the boomer resume advice.

> it's too long
> it's too short
> title too big
> title too small
> just put years not exact dates
> put exact dates

Gosh it's almost like nepotism is worse than ever and you need excuses not to hire unknowns

>983
how?

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hahaha I applied to only 1 place and got an offer.

This has to be a larp. not even one interview offer?

sure, i didnt get responses from every resume i sent out, but i got 2 offers from the only 2 interviews ive ever done. it cant be that hard.

Same but with women.

I'm in the same boat as OP

Only probably 3-4 interviews or call backs

1 interview they picked someone more senior than me, which is to be expected since it was a big contract

2 were part time bullshit jobs and the cunts interviewing me were uppity retail managerial types

1 other interview was over the phone with a Pajeet

Oh another interview was as a grounds keeper, they didn't hire me because I had never used their specific type of lawn mower before

Shit's fucked