Applied to 983 jobs over the past 7 months

That's why when I get my business degree, I'm going to apply at a minimum wage job and work right away. Who cares if I'm over-qualified. I just won't list the degree.

>he had to take jobs well below his qualifications
It's only acceptable until you get your degree. After that you perma-disqualify yourself by doing this.

If you dont have a skill youre fucked, go learn a skill and apply for jobs that need that skill

try not to sound like a brainlet in your interview/cv and you might get a chance

Your resume probably sucks.

>recruiter: good news user I've got something for you!
>me: o-oh kay?
>recruiter: yes you'll be an hourly contractor working for us, this recruiting firm. You'll buy your own health insurance and get paid weekly based only on the hours you work each week especially during Christmas and NYE week you'll probably only get 16 or 24 hours those weeks kek
>me: k-keep me posted if there's any full time again?
>recruiter: lol sure. You better get going now.

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>Apply to 0 jobs
>Get contacted daily by recruiters.
It's kind of annoying desu. I'm happy at my current workplace.

You don’t need a resume to work the streets

>finally got a call back
>the job is 25 miles away, through LA 405 traffic

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I wish the Jews designed a better system than this for finding jobs. It's pretty demoralizing. Im sure jobs hunt you down if you're well known in your field or if you know somebody who can get you a great job. Those are basically the Chads of the workforce.

Someone on Jow Forums if you run a company give me a job I'll do anything. I will suck your dick.

I've had 6 phone interviews out of 983 applications. I worked my ass off preparing for these interviews. I researched the company, did online courses, and even tried doing some of the job to prove I could do it. I even hired a professional interviewer to practise with. All this effort for fucking nothing.

Post your resume and tell us what field you're looking to get into. Something tells me you either have really shitty qualifications or you're in a really shitty job market. Regardless, it sucks to suck

The fuck is wrong with you, I have people literally stealing my phone number from databases to call me and I don't even remember posting a resume anywhere.

What kind of jobs are you applying for and what are your general qualifications/experiences? I'd put "willingness to keep trying in the face of adversity" on there. I don't know if I could deal with THAT much rejection.

Do you have any weird appearance problems? Neck tattoo? NIGGER KILLER tattood on your cheeks?

OP here, switched to phone.
what I meant to say was I uploaded my resume on a job board with 963 or whatever vacancies, and none of them contacted me

just buy link

How absolutely jewish of you

Calling you is one thing

Getting the job is another

See my post: I get calls all the time but it always falls through when the recruiter sends my resume over and I don't have the "experience" they're looking for.

Well there's your problem. Recruiters are extremely expensive. You want to apply directly to jobs at the company you want to work at. Recruiters are effectively middlemen who you pay by accepting a lower wage while the employer accepts paying a higher cost to the recruiter. You're effectively working for the recruiter and he's reselling your labor. That's my experience with the recruiter business anyway.

What actual skills do you have though? What industry are you trying to get into? You could always try an apprenticeship for a low wage, just to get experience. It sucks, but it fills out your resume a little and allows you to get into another job more easily. Right out of college I fell ill and I had a gap of 5 years where I was basically mostly recovering. Then I spent 1.5 years working for almost nothing, as nobody sane would hire me. Now I have people calling me.

I'm aware I sound like a boomer right now, but if you're a bad situation, ANY movement towards your goals is better than none and having to deal with constant frustration.

There's plenty of free or cheap online stuff you can look at too, like udemy or even youtube has a LOT of stuff that will teach you entire new languages if you want to. That'll help you in your job interviews. Also certificates and diplomas. Because HR jobs are usually run by not too bright women who don't believe in IQ-tests.

>tfw only chavs are given apprenticeships in the UK

OP is probably a STEMcuck. All the good jobs are in the humanities, STEM is the easiest to automate.

Humanities jobs also pay 1/5 of STEMcuck shit.

Are you in the US OP? Big firms' HR deps. have really fucked you over big time there.
Are you applying for small companies as well? Some of those must still have face to face interviews right?

Data analyst/admin jobs

And no.

Fuck off imposter

>stemcuck
Guilty as charged...

Dunno man. Even small companies seem to have several stages in the application process

>be me
>apply to more than 400 vacancies
>not a single response
>realise that I've been pressing the wrong button in my email program and all the letter were saved as drafts instead of being sent for two months
>my face when

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HAHAHAAHAH darwin wins again

Just resend them?

Have you tried McDonalds?

has nothing to do with Darwinism. some people just get fucking lucky.

t. Has gotten lucky in the past but is now unlucky

yes.

contrary to conventional NPC wisdom, its not actually easy to get into Mcdonalds

Are you fucking retarded or just blind and couldn't read what he wrote ?

I applied to almost 2000 jobs in the past year you fucking amateur.

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Just join the navy at this point. Get a good score on the asvab and pick a job that will be in demand civilian side.

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