Be me

>be me
>apply for 20 different jobs at multiple walmarts in my area
>call a few
>hiring managers are all cunts
>call another
>hiring manager actually nice old lady
>walks through process with me
>tells me they cant hire me since I have 2 days unavailable but other 5 days available for ANY shift, even graveyard
>go back and make it FULL availability since I really need a job
>call back a few days later
>tells me I job hop too much
>my last 2 jobs I was at for just shy 2 years
>ask her if jobs are part time or full time
>"part time"
>she asks me if I took an assessment
>"yes"
>it's some psycho analysis assessment
>she pulls up my assessment
>"user you didnt score in the right categories so corporate wont let us call you in for an interview"
>mfw all of this for a part time job as a fucking cart pusher

boomers fucking die

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It's capitalism.

thanks boomers

Yes let's place people

Just bee urself

Maybe you can do better. Aim higher, you'll shoot hither

America sounds like the worst country imaginable

You have no value to offer. To the world.

Just get a degree in business engineering, it's not difficult

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kys boomer

Ignore this asshole


I used to apply for jobs in shopping malls and shit a lot when I was younger and got turned down by all of them which made me aim higher and now I'm a logistics manager to a pretty decent international company. Don't fuck around with these jobs seriously they only hire specific breeds of retards be happy they didn't accept you.

Just accept an unpaid internship as a greeter for 6 months and work your way up to cart pusher. It's not hard.

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Boomers gave birth to a slave race of millennials. Most slaves aren't valuable.

If he can't work at Walmart how would he get accepted at an actual company?

>If he can't work at Walmart
I am fully well and capable of working at Walmart, and especially at pushing carts. go fuck yourself

Yes but the job is saturated. They don't need you.
Honestly I think civilization has come to an end. Young people have no role in society.

100% bullshit.

You’re dizzy dude, take a nap or something.

Just go on disability benefits, youll make the same as a min wage walmart slave without actually having to work

kek

is this how boomers reconcile the coming collapse?

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>Honestly I think civilization has come to an end. Young people have no role in society.
I would agree with that, not to any fault of our own

Not with that attitude for sure not

god I fucking hate you boomers so fucking much with your make believe bullshit

just go in and talk to the manager, give him a firm handshake and introduce yourself

>god i fucking hate you so fucking much
-----> REDDIT ----->

Dont forget to look him in the eyes as you check his scrotum for size with a firm grip

>tells me I job hop too much
>my last 2 jobs I was at for just shy 2 years

Is this a thing?

Most jobs these days are fixed-term jobs, so how the FUCK are they supposed to know whether it's because you "job hopped" or because your contract expired?

corporate shill detected

only women are allowed to work retail where I live.

>Young males have no role in society.
fixed