Tfw applied to 12 jobs today

>tfw applied to 12 jobs today
>got insta rejected from 5 of them already

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Oh well, there's plenty of jobs out there, you whiny faggot.

What is your surname? I was thinking about changing mine to be more hire-able

why the fuck are you still trying to find a job, its the year 2019 who the fuck works anymore

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>STEAM degree

HAHAHAHAHAHA it is fucking STEM you dummy no wonder you can't get a job.

whats your surname lol

just had stein or witz to the end

>STEAM degree
>Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts, Mathematics
You got an arts degree, OP?

Being on the job market while unemployed truly has to be one of the most degrading experience. What rich and connected people will always lack is that sense of despair. If I'm ever laid off or quit because I can't take it anymore, there is a good chance I will legitimately go homeless rather than kiss more boots.

I can give you an unpaid internship.

> International job experience (SME located in Germany
> Working remote like the valley geeks
> Pick whatever job title that fits best for your CV
> Actually have a job you can show off even though I won't pay you a dime
> Officially "work" 50 hours a week but I don't give a fuck if you do less as long as you put in at least 10 solid hours a week
>easily tricking the jew CV culture and boost y our social status by working remotely for a "highly efficient, international operating German start-up in booming e-commerce industry."

Gotta outjew the jews nomsayin

You should literally change it to Johnny Morehire-Able

applied for a job Tuesday, called the same day, hired today. KYS joblets

You don't need a job. If you can get about 6000$, just spend 2500$ on LINK and 500$ on a few random shitcoins. Then move to a Russian province, 500$ per month is enough for a lower-middle-class lifestyle there, LINK and the random shitcoins should pump at least x3 before you run out of your initial funds, so you will be able to continue funding your existence in Russia.

>tfw temp agency sent me to the wrong place
>got paid anyways because their fault
>found $5 stuck in the ice on the walk to the bus stop

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>finished 1 year msc quant last year
>about to finish 1 year msc data science this year
>apply for internships in trading firms for a data scientist
>6 companies, 2 decline because they don't do interns, one says "no our traders can do that"
>I kekked outloud because I know for a fact that they cannot do machine learning nor data engineering so whoever made HR say that is retarded
>1 very interested but no space right now
>2 basically offered my on the spot, 1 of which basically offered me a job already.
>all in a single month

well....that was easy

They have an algorythm that scans resumes for key words. If you have the minumum requirements of what they look for you will be instantly rejected before any people even look at your profile.

that's it Jow Forums

how do I commit to this meme?

how?

plenty of minimum wage jobs yeah

I feel you OP I have a cyber security degree graduated in late 2017.

Still live at parents house and I work random IT contracting for like 25 an hour but I rarely work.

Probably applied to like 1000 jobs and got phone interviews with maybe 20 of them. The ones that offered me jobs i'd have to move out of rents house to the city and they would start me off at like 15 an hour. Shit is fucking retarded man. My buddy has the same degree and he took a job making 35k having a FOUR YEAR CYBER SECURITY DEGREE. but, it was 5 mins from his parents house. So he still lives at his parents.

meanwhile my dad says "i only made 40k out of college" yeah right you fuck that was 30 years ago thats worth like 80k now with your basic retard ass business degree.

I am so happy and grateful that money comes to me in increasing quantities from multiple sources on a continual basis

McDonalds

congrats user, and since you ask, yes I would like fries with that

>How come my meme degree is not making me rich?
You people are retarded. Cybersecurity is a meme. I learned how to do all you can do on the job while having a real degree in mathematics, a degree that has been around for hundreds of years. How do you even spend 4 years learning something I learned in a week?

i apply there and get nothing back.

>civ eng degree (possibly the lowest paying engineer out there)
>graduated 2017
>44 applications
>1 phone interview for a shit job - REJECTED
>1 in person interview for a summer job (kek) - REJECTED
>out of province company contacts me. Pass the HR phone interview, pass the engineer phone interview, pass the in person interview and get the job
>been working there ever since and am getting good pay (by canadian standards - 73k) and experience.

took me 6 months after graduation to finally get something and I literally almost got stemcucked. anyone who is 18 dont make my mistake

You just need to go in, ask to speak to the manager and give xer a firm handshake. Well, not too firm, but that shouldn’t be a problem for you.

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great advise grandpa

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It will be because of the way you look. Someone that looks good can have a bad CV and no experience but will get hired on the spot.

Meme schools peddling meme degrees to idiots

I think electrical engineers and mathematicians can do anything in IT

i didn't learn anything I already didn't know just got the degree.

if you're surprised that a 4 year degree gets you "only" 35k starting you've had your head up your ass or been lied to by your school. This little thing called 2008 happened, you should just be happy your not doing an unpaid internship or starting at 25k.

4 year degree got me 35k start
2 years in work experience got me to 70k

become a software dev at a big company then transfer to their cyber security division. no ones going to dry hire a cyber security meme degree. did you intern?

Boomer. I've tried that numerous times, they'll just say:
>Go online through our shitty automated system
>Takes months to get back to you
>Requires a PhD to pour coffee