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CHAINLINK 1k EOY
mind eraser with a 40 cal chaser
just a friend, bartender
coming right up anons
Sorry user, this is bar; i'm gonna have to ask you to order a beverage or leave...
A nice glass of red wine please
My bad, forgot to remove the sample trip for this thread
I am feeling conflicted sir. I got a big bag of link and nano. Can we just please stop the nano hate in this here saloon and get along with each other?
Get the fuck out of this bar
Negroni sir, long day
Hot toddy, extra honey please. Bourbon.
there you go anons
organic free trade green tea please kind sir
Drinks are on me tonight boys, today was a good day.
12 Smirnoffs since Is paying
coming right up user
kitchen will be open for the next hour
Girl im not in love with wants to go out, she’s pretty, kind and takes care of me. Don’t know how to tell her that i dont want to go out with her because it will break her heart but at the same time dont want to go out with her. Will probably feel enough peer pressure and go out with her unwantingly
Why does every board have this exact thread?
because of me
take my advice; go. no regrets
Vodka, with a side serving of procrastination and unwarranted self-importance.
Bar tender, If the kitchen is still open may I order some chicken fingers and fried pickles if you've got em. Extra mayonnaise on the side and a large Dr Pepper pls.
are last bottle user
enjoy
wholesome order, love you bro
Can I get 2 fire balls, 10 tequila shots and a absent short
coming right up user
something exotic, surprise me senpai
This bar sucks ass OP
WHERE DE FUCK IS MY DRINK SIR YOU ARE A RIACSSSSIST MAN SIR FUCK YOU SIR
WHAT THE HELL I DIDN'T GET MY WINE FUCK YOU BARTENDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GRABBING MY GLOCK AND EVERYBODY IN THIS IMAGINARY BAR IS GOING TO PERISH FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there you go anons
yay thanks daddy I love you
Got baited into calling a girl. This, after she made last minute plans with friends and cancelling a sleep over.
Deleted every trace from my phone. I'll take scotch and a feel(if you are not out of them already)
your welcome user
threaten the bar again?
we'll take you off the grid
got you user
bombay and tonic please
>slips a $10 beforehand to make the drinks extra strong
Johnny walker black label on the rocks. Thanks bartender.
Hi user, do you see the lady over there? Get her the most expensive bottle of wine in this wojak bar, I'll pay, thanks.
I'll have a crown float, thanks my guy.
Just sort of confused about all of this. Im currently in this weird stage in my life where I'm having an inner dilemma about all the girls I talk to. I look back and realize what a fucking waste of time all this shit is. I'm only just about to turn 23 this month thank god but man do I ever hate myself for how picky I am with women.
Last year I spoke with a girl everyday for months, she was my actual first true love (no bs sirs) and then one day she sends me a fucking long text and drops it all on my head. Great well... uhh.. atleast I've experienced this so young into my adulthood (???). But now I'm just sitting here in a boring city about to graduate and still compare every chick to her it's the most toxic mindset ever. We haven't even spoken in months! It's absolutely fucked. I'd never met anyone with so many similar interests / views on life as me it was strange. I understand yes you're supposed to branch out and eventually it disappears but it's a piss off.
I'm about to perform a system shock and apply to a fuck ton of jobs so I can escape cucked Canada. I shit you not my city has the ugliest bitches out of any western country (Ottawa). Recently deleted my Instagram and Snapchat is next, so much of my day is spent browsing mindless shit. FUCKFUCKFUCKKKKKK
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I'll take a Helen Keller pls.
Its a shot of Jager in a tall glass of beer and then a side of tequila.
Yeah this week has been brutal
>threaten the bar again?
>we'll take you off the grid
NO NO NO NO THAT'S UNFIAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE IS OVER HELP HELP HELP MOMMY
you're not as good as the other bartender who actually gave me drinks and was good conversation
shut the fuck up or I will punch you right on the face
I’ll take a bottle of nyquil please
this is your only way to dedeem yourself user
>>youtube.com
coming right up anons
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have a special bottle for you user
>>>checked
>have a special bottle for you user
for you user
i have been
customers have been buying me drinks
NO NO NO NO NO NO I HATE blak PEOPLE HPW DOARE YOU LINK ME TATHAT VIDEO SSSSSS
om so fucking drunk righto now i can't tell what you r post says
YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST GAVE HER THE CHEAPEST FUCKING THING THAT YOU HAVE IN THIS SHITTY BAR, NOW SHE THINKS THAT I AM A WAGIE WAGIE LIKE YOU, FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER, IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Based and redpilled
LET'S FUCK THIS PLACE UP TOGETHER AHHHH HAHAHHAHAHA HAHA HA HA HA THAT'LL TEACH THEM
Do you have something to wash my all my poor life choices and lost of gains, user?
ahhh
sorry user
the hookers @ the far table had me twisted
a bottle of Dom on da house
she knows it from you
I got you in my sight you fucking poorfa
rush him I'll cover you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Do you have something to wash my all my poor life choices and lost of gains, user?
sure do user
how many shots?
TOO LATE YOU FUCKING WAGIEEEEEE, GET BACK IN THE CAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Leave the bottle.
nothing personal kid
Sorry dude, It had to be done
thanks for your drinks
GOT IT
PREPARE FOR DEATH AHHHH HAHAHAHAH
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>com check
don't worry
its gunna be done
You’re going to want 44 mag (or bigger) or 12ga for that. They’re the best for one shot stops.
t. Jow Forumsommando who got lost
deploy tribes
Now that he is dead, there is no need for witnesses, sorry, see you in hell.
> bang bang
Why is this place full of niggers?
takes one to know one.
hohohohohoho
GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND! I REPEAT! GET THE FUCK DOWN
We did it Jow Forums(nel)
Time to party
Glass of Wild Turkey. Straight.
I'm beginning to feel like a lot of the things I do in life are subconscious cries for help. A word of uplift, please?
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in custody
HOW THE HELL DID YOU CAME BACK FROM DEATH, FUCKING DIE MOTHERFUCKEEEEEERRRRR
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A mix of bleach, Absinthe and lemonade.
YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You fought well, you may continue to attend your precious bar my fren.
another round
if youre feeling froggy
i'll bring you to a plane
and teach you another lesson
coming right up anons
ahhh
yes sir
i got whatcha need
try a flashback user
Just poured myself another glass of some home made absinthe
Flavor is seriously strong
coming up user
sorry user
short on staff tonight
we don't serve green tea
May I recommend a Long Island Ice Tea
chx with some mainnet sir
HE FUCKING KILLED HIM SELF AMD ALL YOU FUCKERS CAN THINK ABOUT IS DRINKING YOU SICK CUNTS
I'm waiting.
Do you serve food?
I'll have a cheeseburger with fries and a root beer float.
I'd like to have a La Chouffe please
Faggot