/smg/ - Solemn Market General

I used to hate NVDA but fundamentally believe they'll have the upper hand long term against AMD

US coffee contains more freedom.

Buy the Dip

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put everything on PGE

You can short them and gradually pay them your interests to keep the scheme going and making it big with your market maker.

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Up 1800 today, 4k this week in total. Ligma am i rite?

Shorting volatility works great until it doesn't
I can't believe it's almost been a year since the volatility apocalypse

I miss XIV

It used to be an easy way to make money after a down day

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>futures dumping
lmao what the fuck

The bogs are back from their holiday vacation

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How do you do this? On margin? I didn't think robinhood allowed you to borrow that much
Wait so i can't open a call and a put with the same strike and date?

I'm guessing he bought calls with margin and refused to close on a lose hahahahaha

I need NFLX to miss earnings so the market can crash and I can buy more VTSAX for cheap like on Christmas Eve.

Please explain this to me like i am 5. I don't fuck with margin, for good reason obviously, but i am still baffled at how you could go -1832.99%

My guess is wrong and he did some kind of option spread so ask him about it

Friday selloff autismo

You can't trade options on margin.

My understanding is that a guy was trading a box spread and got assigned shares which forced the unraveling of the box and gave him risk exposure well in excess of his account size. I imagine there was an modest adverse move in UVXY which blew out his account.

>My understanding is that a guy was trading a box spread and got assigned shares which forced the unraveling of the box and gave him risk exposure well in excess of his account size
>jordan_kek.jpeg

RIP Bogle. What a giant of a man.

>I need NFLX to miss earnings

Not gonna happen.

It will probably pump on miss
Too many people have shorted

Feeling bullish on sears, anyone got the next divies pay out date yet?

slightly chafed by the WTI selloff going on

thought we were on the way to 53+ yesterday and I was loading up.
o well

teehee

>SEARS IS BACK
SEARS IS BACK
>SEARS IS BACK
SEARS IS BACK
>SEARS IS BACK
BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL

>Oxycontin lawsuits
I dont get it. Everyone knows you're not supposed to take the stuff if you dont need it. Whats the problem if a few retards in the Midwest take things overboard?

Sold PG. Gonna go all in IDXX. Wish me luck.

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Managerial state has to have a scapegoat. It couldn't be that their incompetence is the problem.

>ABIL
>NBR
>SESN
>MNGA
>LCI

Let's get at er. Gonna be a good day.

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Filtered

>futures
Hello darkness my old friend

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I keep forgetting that I'm a shilling now. Buy RBZ.

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The most luxurious bags on the market

>overnight slight bear
>heavy resistance at high volume price

market fades the open and takes a nap for the rest of the day

DB CRASH!
DB CRASH!
DB CRASH!
DB CRASH!
DB CRASH!

LETS MAKE SOME MONEYYY

oof

rip DB user

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bears coming back?

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After three months since I first started trading, I'm finally in the green.

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nevermind, just retracing.

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Is there a better alternative to Yahoo finance?

another day bear fags are going to short the bottom lmao they never learn

I have almost 50% of my portfolio sitting in inverse crude futures, praying oil is gonna take a shit today

what are Jow Forums's moves for 1/17/2019?

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waiting for netflix earnings

hopefully it makes a big move either up or down

Netflix underperformed. Their stock is gonna go down today.

Sit back and relax watching retards lose their folios on memestocks

yeah but some autistic shit could still happen

look at all the banks that had shitty earnings or even missed this week and still went green

Long ~30k in UWT

One of us will lose today.

Not that I know of

pro tip: CVS is about to fall into the shithouse. Walmart is dumping them.

$DWT up 5% so far in premarket

why the $UWT bet user?

I am long 2k in UWT good riddance user

I think it's time to long gold.

Bullish... Bias

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feelin bullish on CVS

lmao im fucking high bro, i thought the market already opened and i was like " the fuck is this volume NOTHINGS MOVING"

Thanks god!!!!

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Sucked some big black cock this morning

did you load up on index funds and bonds while you were at it?

>portfolio

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Haha no, I bought some fresh dragon dildos and 5 shares of galt with the gains

based me too

feeling bullish on dogs

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my faggot ass is BUSTED from all thr unprotected sexx I've had with inner city youths..

Tell me about it man, I gotta use a colostemy bag these days

look me I spreading me ass and defecate
buy GALT huuuuuuurrrrrr

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You fags are ruining this general. Get a room where you can act out your homosexual fantasies. Fuck off

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You ever fuck a c-bag? My boyfriend can't take anal anymore due to severe rectal injury so I just fuck his bag

You WILL suck dick and buy my biomemes

Yeah man me and my bf 69 each others colostemy bags

Americans did this

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To those who bought, you're welcome.

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Weewoo WeeWoo Green day Alert

buy GALT or else..

I hate it when the market is autistic ;(

been holding since December actually. I see oil (WTI) returning to 60s by the end of first quarter.

Nice if you're just doing a day trade though. It's rangebound 50-52 area right now until it starts showing consistent draws.

>I hate it when the market is autistic ;(

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Just had to send this to RH support

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I'm triggered.

I have a 5 contract call open, a 5 contract put open, and I tried to buy 500 stocks of AMD at the dip.

My order was rejected for no reason, now I missed the dip and could have made 200+ dollars.

Fucking wtf...

See you in 90 days

ALT

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Oh I'm triggered, I didn't have enough USD in my account, it was in Canadian. REEEE.

why are you buying shares in retarded little batches like that

you made a typo. it's amount not ammount.
you don't want rh to think you're an ignorant fool do you?

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Slut got what she deserved. Poor girl sometimes justice is a very cruel mistress.

Nah, I'll be back before noon.

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Hi I'm here to suggest TMDI again.

Most retarded post I've read on /smg/ all month.

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bears btfo

Cost down averaging isn't worth it, basic /smg/ knowledge