How to profit from this

Brainlet, the graph explicitly states pesco-vegetarians are the only ones living longer than vegans.

Shut up trumptard

Feed, feeeeeed and work so you can pay taxes.

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>Vegetarians live longer than people who will eat fast food for every meal?

The amazing thing is this is literally how the studies are usually set up. Very likely by vegan doctors of course. Not biased at all of course. Plenty of vegans have admitted to even lying to people if it helps them save animal lives.

Yeah, I'm going to have to call bullshit on this. Maybe the fish one... There is zero chance in hell that a vegan has less disease or stronger immune system than a meat eater (I'm talking non obese normal person). Have you seen vegans? They look zombies after a year or two. Meat is by far the best food source, if you don't know this it's time for red pills.

youtu.be/JnLHoHHef54
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FUCK VEGETARIANS AND VEGANS

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ye, those freaks live longer... until they try to move more than a plate of basedmeat in which case they die like the grass munching butterflies they are
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/woman-who-died-climbing-everest-wanted-to-prove-vegans-are-not-weak-a7043431.html

>grill hamburgers till it turns into charcoal
>scrape all inedible matter from it
>feed lab mice the inedible matter thus procured
>feed another set of mice a vegan diet
>be surprised that the first set of mice die horribly and quickly
raw meat fuckheads

what are the chances of an obese american or fish en shits britbong being a veghead?
non-vegheads includes the entire population of chronically ill people
no fuck the mortality rate is higher

Cool anecdote

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>anecdote
a usually short narrative of an interesting, amusing, or biographical incident
>no.jpg
I think you should try not to use words you do not understand. But no surprises here.

>Group 1: tries really hard on restrictive diet
>Group 2: doesnt give a fuck
>Hurr durr, the diet makes a big difference!

Group one could be sticking to a diet of pure red meat and they would do better just because they are paying attention and more health conscious.

>>Group 1: tries really hard on restrictive diet
>vegetarian

Fucking lol if you think it would be hard to just not eat meat

Pesco vegetarian master race here. Only wild caught salmon from Alaska. The rest of the diet is nuts, beans/lentils, dark leafy greens, fruits, vegetables, olive oil, oats, brown rice, quinoa, cheese, and eggs.

Why would you eat anything else? You get your protein from lean fish, beans, lentils, nuts, etc., and avoid all the fat that comes with beef, pork, etc..

Changing routine is hard. You'd have to pretty much build a new arsenal of skills/recipes.
Also,
>fucking lol
since you can't grasp the most basic psychology.

>Can't read
What's it like being a low iq trumptard?

meat is overrated

It used to be very common to eat fish but no meat. Like 10-15 years ago everyone assumed you ate fish if you said you were vegetarian. It's always funny to me how words change meaning.

>People that drink more expensive wine live longer than people drinking wine from a bag.
>People buying new cars live longer than people buying used cars.
>People that only eat yellow and brown M&Ms live longer than people eating all the colours.
>People that grow their own Tea in their greenhouse, live longer than people buying their Tea.
>People that don't get their children Vaccinated, live longer than People that do get their children Vaccinated.

But everyone is 100% at risk of death, I don't get what the chart means?

I was bitten by a radioactive fish. . .

Fake as shit

The difference in mortality rate has nothing to do with "being Vegan, Pesco or Vegetarians", It's about the inherent difference between the groups.
If you are a Pesco Vegetarians, then it take a lot of commitment, you have to constantly think about what you eat, and in order to eat-healthy you have to spend a lot of time planning your diet and preparing your food.
For a lot of lesser diligent people, then they simply can't, instead they are "semi-vegetarian".
So you are comparing the mortality-rate of groups where there is different levels of diligence, IQ and overall hapiness levels.

>meatnigger mental gymnastics

Type that one more time and see what happens !? Bitch!

So we can all live longer while wishing we could eat a steak? I'll pass.

this is true. Think of all the fallout from 1000's of nuclear bomb tests all that radiation exposure created the modern day Millennial, along with the myriad of genders that come along with that.

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>thinks his anecdotal experience about vegans looking like zombies is enough to call bullshit
>He thinks he understands semantics because he can read an Oxford definition of a word

What he said makes perfect sense brainlet. All of the vegetarian groups would essentially exclude all types of fast food, whereas the meat eating group would include this type of food. This alone probably accounts for a large part of the disparity in health and lifespan.

Lol no. I’ve been vegan 27 years and this has never been the case. Maybe back in the 70s though.

It’s for low commitment faggots who can’t into nutrition.

>meat is an objectively good food for some reason
Pure boomer. Kek. Bet you eat Velveeta.

Here, brainlet, let me some it up for you.

On the right we have the American diet, centered around red meat, cheese, white bread, processed food-like products, and high fructose corn syrup. On the left, we have the Asian diet, which strongly adheres to the "two servings of vegetables for every serving of meat," basis and eats mostly fish as their source of meat. Imagine the smell between that fat American whales flap folds.

It makes sense, though. Americans are very hedonistic. They only seek immediate pleasure. Anything requiring restraint or willpower is seen as weak. As a result, they eat constant garbage and say, "But user, why would I deny myself this wonderful pleasure," then experience their first heart attack at age 35 and are 200 lbs overweight by age 45. It's disgusting, really.

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>All of the vegetarian groups would essentially exclude all types of fast food
Everywhere has vegetarian fast food, all the frozen crap in the supermarket has vegetarian options, all the ready meals have vegetarian options. If there was any truth to this why do pescatrians live longest when that's the second easiest out of the pic. 100 percent meatard cope.

>vegetarians have vegetable
>meat eaters have fried meat
Lets just ignore that you can eat chicken not fried and potato chips are vegetarian. Stupid image.

Cope.

invest in tuna

Another pesco vegetarian reporting in. Can confirm master race. Good to know I will live long enough to spend the millions I’ll make with LINK.

>Imagine the smell between that fat American whales flap folds.

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wow you are a bit dumb... saying that vegans look like zombies is not an anecdote. Even with a description of the word you don't understand it.

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Kek. Meanwhile back in reality.

fish and poultry have very different nutritional properties. fish is a healthier alternative because it has much less saturated fat and more omega 3's, although more expensive

They may live longer, but they don't live harder.

dunning kruger dumbass over here

why are there so many anti meat threads on every board recently

Fish is god tier,pussee

Normies are stumbling out of the haze due to flood of Netflix docus and having red pill epiphanies realizing they put zero thought into the food they consume their entire lives.

TAURINE is the answer. It's not found in fruits and vegetales, but in meats like poultry and fish.

Cats crave taurine

>have a less enjoyable teens/20s/30s
>experience more 80s/90s
LOL no thanks. These people think life's some videogame, it ain't. Do not plan for late game content because there isn't late game content.

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veganism is just rebranded poverty. if youre a vegetarian you have been tricked into thinking eating like a peasant is good for you. might be ok for your body but id rather die than be a plebivore

HOLY SHIT READ THE FUCKING IMAGE. MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE DUMB.

THIS IS WHY YOU LOSE MONEY ON CRYPTO. YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING READ 15 WORDS THAT LITERALLY DEMONSTRATE HOW FUCKING INFERIOR YOUR PERCEPTION AND JUDGMENT ARE.

JESUS CHRIST. I'M STARTING A BUSINESS, TODAY, TO PROFIT OFF OF DUMB PEOPLE. I'M LITERALLY GOING TO TARGET PEOPLE LIKE YOU, PERSONALLY, AND CON THE FUCK OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU'RE SUCKING DICK FOR BOOZE MONEY.

I hate the stupid. No pity anymore, I literally hate the stupid.

>dedicated vegetarians regularly visit fast food restaurants for their veg options
>eating a fast food salad is the same thing as eating the quadruple bacon cheese burger.

How many times a day do your down-syndrome having mother and father who are also brother and sister have to resuscitate you after you have drowned in your own drool?

Yeah, wow, you latch on to every new trend on this board? This my friends is irony.

>posts instagram link with random pictures
>reality
Son, you need help.

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mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/menu/vegetarian.html
burgerking.co.uk/menu/veggie-fish-salad

All of them have fries, onion rings and unhealthy sides. Back to fields meatoids

I bet you live in COPEnhagen. Top kek.
Carnie cucks stay deluded.

Anyone who even puts a tiny amount of effort is already living longer than the lardos who just indiscriminately shovel food into their mouth.

>Like 10-15 years ago everyone assumed you ate fish if you said you were vegetarian.
No. Only ridiculously stupid people thought that.

Misleading statistics and conflating all meat with processed food is big bucks.

Fish is a vegetable now?

Any based lactose ovo vegetarians here?

I'm a carno pigo lacto ovo fisho vegetarian

Fat people live longer. Fat, not obese

>all this cope
Take it from a 6'6" Yale student vegan with half a million self made. Your diets shit and it shows.

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It's actually >have better gear at low levels
Because you will feel better. Think of cancer, people get it when they're older but it's actually already developing when you're young. Eat healthy and it won't be developing soon, and I'm general your body will be functioning better. Or be a fat glutton. Eat that Apple turnover. You'll feel soooo much better after

>What is rabbit starvation
Fat is essential, carbs are not. Salmon is a fatty fish too btw

That's funny, you come up with that yourself? I'm sure your mommy is proud that you are able to imitate other toddlers on the internet.
But again, shows the personality of someone easily swayed by powerful messages of equality for all and "the ultimate secret to fantastic health, become the divinity" type. You reek of weakness. "top kek" bet you thought that would get the crowd on your side, are we a little insecure perhaps? Fag.

>Fat is essential, carbs are not
yeah but it's not like being deep in ketosis is healthy

Prove it's not then. Societies survived on diets with little to no carbs (Massai/Inuit)
Also why obfuscate? You'd die without an intake of fat, versus whatever your personal disagreement with ketosis is

>cringe
Yikes.

Go for a jog and live your life.

obviously 19% of pesco vegetarians never die

oh no!

>"whoms"

Stopped reading there

I think it's insane to rigidly stick to one diet as opposed to having general guidelines. I used to be super rigidly non-dairy, no beef or pork, no grains. Now I generally stick to fish and chicken while avoiding those aforementioned foods but allow myself any food I want every now and then. Much more balanced way to live and definitely does not hurt.

Vegetarians still get animal protein from eggs and dairy. Veganism is full retard though

Met an asian dude at jury duty that looked 28, he was 49, says he eats fish all the time

Started eating fish a lot 5 years ago, looks like I'm still 22.

Invest in whole foods and trader joes and shit. They'll keep turning a profit as the consumer base has already proven they're retarded enough to keep paying more for less product.

being very old seems depressing. you can't do anything but watch tv and you might not even be able to change your own clothes. you are just an old insane potato

Grow some veggies

>trader joes
I hate the zomboids there but I legitimately can find a lot of staples like nuts and fruit at TJ's for cheaper than anywhere else in town. Disclaimer my town does not have an Aldi or Winco or else I'm sure they would BTFO the competition.

The point is to maximize your lifespan because effective immortality/age-reversal treatments are just around the corner and it's worth enduring a few decades of being old and shitting yourself in diapers if it means getting to eventually reverse aging and spending the next eternity at age 20 fucking 10/10 sexbots every day.

Just be sure you have your LINK stack secured so you can afford the treatment when it comes out.

I dont believe it for a second

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fuck that looks good

Just imagine what rush it makes them feel when they make their slaves feed on rats and bugs while they enjoy all sorts of coulinarist luxuries.

Idk, speaking of the netherlands here so ymmv, I'm quite certain this is not me misremembering (although I might be ridiculously stupid, granted)

Fun fact: everyone has a 100% risk of dying

>On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
>*tips ushanka*

>Vegetarian
>Stinkie

Yep, it's clinically retarded.

Now give us some statistics about how many of these "vegetarian fast food places" there are compared to the regular ones and how much customers there are compared to all of the regular ones. Until you do you might as well shut your trap up, cuckvore.