New wagie cagies

Designed so users naturally rest their laptop on top of their crotch, for maximum genetic and fertility damage from EMF while they wageslave themselves into dustbin of genetic history.

>Big talk for a delivery boy

checked

Delivery boys unironically make $30/hr

This, I can smell the onions

How can anybody get work done on a single laptop screen? I will never understand.

Also watch how the big corporate boys will "tinker" with this design and screw it up for maximum economic and space efficiency at the expense of comfort.

>light 2 inches above head
>manlet with feet almost at end
>terrible for lower back
A roastie designed these

AHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

More like homeless haven

The real atrocity here is using a touchpad all day.

Maybe its on purpose to heat the wagies head to boiling point. Also the wagies would get electricuted if they accidentally stood up. Double purpose

>How can anybody get work done on a single laptop screen? I will never understand.

Holy fuck this.

Sitting is torture as well.

I can't imagine a worse fate than being a devcuck.

I would literally and honestly prefer to dig ditches or remove roadkill.

Uncomfortable and terrible posture for the spine. Why is everyone completely fucking retarded when it comes to ergonomics now? Most will pay the price eventually.

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with laptop it would be hopeless to do any kind of a job wagie job whether it's coding or design you will need at least 1 ultra wide monitor

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Soft conditioning to slowly get people comfortable with the idea of living at work

laptops are dogshit my company only supplies laptops and I had to buy my own monitor who the fuck thinks attaching a screen to a keyboard is a good ergonomic work environment

checked.

also: you don't need a huge monitor if you're a script kiddie for the airbnb website.

this is hipster faggotry
you cant get work done efficiently on just a laptop
if you dont need 3 monitors and a decent keyboard for your job you arent working

there are two types of people that are being put in a cage by this shit:
the employer
and the employees who are actually doing something besides reading reddit

Indeed. Mind you, I can do some shit with a single laptop screen but I'm waay more productive with a proper external screen hooked up to a laptop.

I was at a coffee shop and some dude sitting there with his macbook pro touching up some smiling dude's face in Photoshop with face zoomed in and taking up the whole screen. Yes, why yes.. I am quite familiar with hipster faggotry.

Indeed man, I really don't get it either. I'm always vigilant all the time about my posture and ergonomics and still I'm already feeling some effect of being a devcuck.

I don't understand either.

Give me a proper external screen and laptop, a good mouse and keyboard and a cubicle (yes, a fucking cubicle is better than a shitty open office) with a good chair and desks and that's what I would require for working conditions.

>if you dont need 3 monitors and a decent keyboard for your job you arent working

3 monitors might be a bit overkill, but definitely at least two (including a laptop screen) if you're working on more complicated tasks.

What the fuck, source please.

I just typed "funny coworking spaces" in images search and all sorts of deranged hipster shit comes up

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How many flavors of s'o'y does that bar serve? I MUST know before I sign my agreement paper. You wouldn't didn't me my privilege would you?

NO.

NO! Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit so fucking hard. Open concept fuck off. No desks. No privacy. If I went in to an interview for a company and saw that office layout I would leave before the interview even started. I'd rather clean toilets.

Same here. Open concept is the most retarded thing ever. What kind of shit for brains comes up with this god awful shit

Imagine being a boomer with a man-bun. Its literally time to end it. Also look at that fuckin 60 year old on a girl's stool. Literally just end it

HAHAHAHAHA

leaning slightly backwards is perfect spine posture wtf are you talking about

>designed to fight bro-culture and toxic masculinity

you forgot to mention that this innovative solution™ also provides our employees with a free sleeping pod! No need to go home, Joe! No need to pay expensive rent! Just stay here, code as long as you can, take a quick nap and jump back to work! ;^)

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The lighting placement in those loungy things is atrocious!

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>EAT
>REST
>WORK
What's with these building block baby babble bullshit? I don't need you to tell me I need to Eat if I'm in a lunchroom, you don't need to tell me to Rest if I'm sitting on a couch. What the fuck is this? Should I wear a Shirt that says SHIRT on it?

putting a laptop on your lap like that literally kills your sperms

>Wear a shirt that says shirt on it
I think you just had a billion dollar idea

>LIVE
>LAUGH
>LOVE

You need to namaste bro

Good job with the monitors, but your desk is fucking disgusting dude. That would take you 10 - 15 mins to clean, tops.

Looks like a preschool for adults. Women in the workplace was a mistake

it looks like a fucking kindergarden

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>backrest is at a 90 degree angle forcing the the person to hunch forward to due to lack of back support

>laptop is resting on top of groin area creating a heat pocket that is adverse for the growth of healthy sperm

>bright light is facing directly on top of the person, creating screen glare causing the user to strain their eyes trying to focus.

So, the designer of this intended, in time, that the employee becomes a hunched over, squinty eyed infertile cuck.

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Seems he should be subsidized then

Probably predictive programming type MKultra. As long as you abide by these rules you will be receptive to future rules (((we))) make for you whenever we want.

is that the office in a haunted house?

Based.

how the FUCK am I supposed to jerk off in that bed?

>work and living spaces are increasingly becoming more and more like prisons

why do I have a feeling this is intentional

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>genetic and fertility damage from EMF

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This

So fucking glad I work from home and never have to see retards at all ever unless I pop to the shops, and even then I go to the nice ones in the middle of the day and shop alongside the milfs.

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Fast forward 25 years...

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>all these "you need 5 monitors to do work" posts
This man accomplished 100,000x times more than you ever will, using just one single monitor.

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this. All these faggots have way too much money to spend on bullshit. These are the kind of people that for example buy the most expensive guitar/piano before actually learning how to play it, or who decide to start coding and buy a macbook pro for it

Is that Jeff Bezos 40 years ago?

Keep in mind those are actors or models or somehow people someone put there to rappresent the comfiness of the „office“.
Now change them with neckbeards, afghans, somalis and random junkies, losers and people out of luck.
What a hellhole.

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Well, that's a big ass monitor.

Thick monitor

and a macbook

I need three monitors, and I have no clue who that dork is.

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Huge monitor infinitely better than whatever those sperglords in their cuck-cages are situated with.

What's that movie from? I can't imagine that's an actual steven seagal movie

Basedpods for basedboys

lol, what kind of low lvl job are those guys larping? there's no room for anything... well maybe it's just me, but in office, I've about 20 books (on avg.) on my desk that i'm constantly using + second monitor for databases, countless sheets, pens , printer all kind of shit ... secretary next door ... for real, what kind of fucked up jobs are supposed to happen in those cages?!

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This is has no more functionality than a sofa yet costs 5 times more.

those lightbulbs right above their heads look a bit comical, like they're having great ideas all the time

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>radiation can't damage cells

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Why are you trying so hard to larp as someone that isnt a low income bitch with a mcjob?

For you

>this is unironically someones room
OH NO NO NO

not this shit again... EMF (as in electormagnetic fields) is not radiation brainlet.

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>Laptop on the lap
I guess they don't care about their semen

>zen book
>table looks like shit

i think you dont understand zen

Get your fucking shoes OFF THE FUCKING CUSHION YOU FUCKING MONGS REEEEEEE

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What is up sysadmin

anyone saying they should have their shoes off is a foot fetishist hoping for sniffs

>laptop on your lap
This kills your sperm, user.

>single-monitor master race

Coder here. If can't alt-tab, tilde-tab, window-tab, or need to use your mouse:

You're fucking trash.

and imagine the chatter around the table area

Holy shit, Sysadmin is back

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these

What's up with this shit? It's a fucking workplace not a kindergarten. Cubicles were unironically a hundred times better than this. We have to go back.