Have you gone to your co-working space today biz?

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No, I sat at my desk and did actual work

user, the HR manager says she wants to speak with you.
We have gotten a few complaints from our female staff of you acting "distant" and "rude". They feel like you're not taking an active role in the team.
Have you ever felt that you may not belong in this company?

I'm an introvert and I get my energy from work I do alone and expend energy working in groups. I'll get the job done but if you're suggesting that I don't belong in the company due to my personality type instead of looking at my actual throughput, then that could be problematic and against workers rights.

I'm sure we understand each other.

>be me in modern millennial working space
>ride my scooter past my coworkers and trip over someones flipflops
>its all good i have a meeting in the ping pong refurbished arcade machine and pool table room
>i down my chai latte with 3 caffiene pills and a microdose of LSD mixed in
>i meet with a Qualcomm exec and instead of a handshake I hug him
>he instantly gives me a briefcase of 3 million in cash
>i say "y-you too" and go back to my desk which is a beanbag chair and 2 other beanbag chairs stacked to support my ipad
>i browse facebook and instagram for the next 3 hours and 55 minutes for social media research
>oh look its 2pm, time to wrap up
>go home in my 200k tesla
>tell my wife and her boyfriend it was a good day at work today while eating some superfood juice and kale

God, I wish I had a job like this.

*files a complain against you to higher management behind your back*

user, we have bad news for you... Do to the ever shifting and expanding of our company we with utmost unfortune decided to cut staff to help us with further development in this market.
We have to let you go.
Hope you understand and best of luck in your future endevours!

it was all good until "workers rights". nobody gives a fuck about "workers rights", just end the sentence at problematic and it's perfect.

>11 people
>6 women
>Only one PoC
This image is a little... I mean... Wow... Right?

BASED and Redpilled

Yes, it's very culturally insensitive and not taking current cultural norms into account. There are a couple of faggots there, but I don't see trannies, or PoC, as you mentioned.

Don't worry I already uploaded it to my 120k follower twitter. Ugh, these "people" disgust me.

Wow, just wow. Did you really have to use the F-word? So what if there's some homosexuals in that office, they're a beautiful addition to the vibrant diversity of any dynamic business. Are you talking about the man with the MANbun? Uhh, guess you forgot it's called a MANbun, it's very manly, Samurai used to put their hair in that style, and other fantastical warriors of yore I bet you are very into with your Dungeons and Dragons campaigns.

The term "adult daycare" comes to mind when you see pics like tthis

You are correct, and I apologize. That was very uncalled for and insensitive. They are in fact a beautiful addition. However, this gathering is, as you mentioned, just not quite complete and very much lacking in overall cultural, ethnic, gender diversity. Yes, I must admit, I am not only into AD&D campaigns but am an actual Dungeon Master for most of them.

plus i like to homosex quite often in my spare time

I went there to get a coffee but can't do any work there because the software we use requires more processing power than our laptops have

laidoff and brokepilled

t. the laidoff and brokepilled

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Recognizing the problem is the first step to fixing it :), good job! Very good job! Oh wow, and Dungeon Master for AD&D? That's such a cool, cool thing like, my boyfriend talked about Orcs and Goblins before, I hear those are in DnD so I guess you know all about them, haha :)

I'd looooove to talk more about AD&D, but we need to turn Adult Mode back on and get to making business! You're right, we need to diversify our very gentrified business ecosystem, I'll tell Amira down in HR to look for more vibrant young women and men from unique and fascinating backgrounds among our resumes (or Dossiers, as we like to call them, haha :D.)

In order to atone for my earlier fuax-paux in the most virtue signalling method possible, I went ahead and contacted the marketing department for this business that is portrayed in this image and requested that they, in the name of cultural sensitivity, make the following immediate changes:
- Replace the red-haired roastie with a proud muslim woman clad in a full burka.
- Remove the white person speaking with the roastie entirely.
- Replace the white person sitting at the table with the light blue sweater with an undocumented immigrant.
- Replace the roastie sitting at the table with a transgender woman.
- Remove the biz poster with the glasses and replace with a hipster featuring a full beard.
- Replace the roastie looking at the two homosexual men with a heavy set non-binary latin person.
- Leave the two homosexual men as they are, as they contribute towards a positive more feminine masculinity that's indicative of the times we live in.

>no black transgender paedofile jewish drag queen anywhere on that list
user... that's a bit racist of you. I might have to inform the higher staff department.

My thoughts exactly. Looks like a kindergarten classroom

>The higher staff office is 95% older white male corporate reptiles

Op is a fag

That is terribly insensitive and I have reported you to the newly created Jow Forums Cultural Norms Committee. I believe they will be contacting you to discuss how to be more culturally sensitive in this new, more modern, more all-inclusive present day Jow Forums. Expect an email from them shortly.

You two aren’t clever nor funny.

You are a mean person.

>space
Fuck off with this abstract word bullshit.
It's a PLACE goddammit, root your words in reality

This nigga gettin shit done!

Reading a copy of Business, that has a business individual talking on a portable business phone in case you can't read the title, while listening to iTunes on a beanbag in a cowboy shirt.

What does this company make? Does it exclusively make pictures of places where people don't get any work done?

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>Jow Forums
Like. Ugh. Please do not confuse us with those rapscallions on Jow Forums. It's Jow Forums"nel" now. Like I can't even, I mean OMGod.

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Id rather work at a desk with multiple monitors and blast metal tunes. Ideally with minimal emails/calls from clients so i can focus on programming shit.

The office freak

it that from the new IKEA catalog?

no dude, this is nightmare lvl

this sounds 1000x better than any boomer company i've ever worked for.