/smg/ - Stock Market General

A Store for Female Males edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0@gmail.com
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

past life of /smg/:

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shirhadash.org/content/why-buddhism-so-attractive-jews
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Buy chainlink, goodbye

I will make this my final post because after this I will have found true eternal bliss. I am going to use heroin for the first and only time tonight after I post this. I made sure to get enough to "last a few people for weeks" and I'm going to shoot it all up in one go. I have to say a few things before I go. First fuck commies and socialists. These ideologies encourage complacency. Like the first few faggots who were marching chanting we're here we're queer get used to it, well some of them died of the aids and some of them were actually never involved in a homosexual relationship but used the opportunity to get ahead. Which you know leads me into a great second point. This will regard mostly to liberal free minded individuals. Why has every true democracy failed? Democracy leads to anarchy in too many ways. Look at reddit, your social media where you can like dislike. I got an acccount on that reddit that immediately I just get down votes regardless. There's hive mind and in the whole world, if you can read and write english, there you go you can live and just do as your told. I don't like rules, I don't like our laws, but I love my constitution. Forgive me for the blog post but I will end my life after it's all done.

I have a few assets and shit to my name, like bitcoins. I'm still sitting on 80 of them and my beneficiary already knows how to access them. Its clearly instructed and in a bullet proof fire proof safe.. Dude has the combo. You have to think about your beneficiaries, because through time things can change, and only when you understand what you are saving and working for can you ever experience a moment clear as day what life means to you.

The last thing I want to say, is enjoy your life. I had a ton of fun and have decided I've enjoyed too much life. I'm never going to be able to slow down and become a father to teach little kids how to grow up to be great individuals. I guess this is good bye.

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Jesus fucking christ baggie pull yourself together.

Nigger you GHEY

See you at the opening bell

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dude immm losing my own body it's fun, for the record. I am against gay sex and love smashing puss. if you didn't try it all you didn't live a full liberal life, but oh shit im getting sick damn. i just shot a little bit up and umm wow.

i just puked everywhere... fuck it it's easier to load up another dose than too just clean the body fighting it