Bikini Baristas make 100k/y in tips alone

This guy deserves at least one Based

Keked at your online site experience. Did a similar thing a while back and single handedly had over 20% of my entire states population email addresses along with lewd messages and photos from the same type of ads. Made millions from the thirstiness but also saw the underbelly of reality and how sad and desperate most men are.

Dicking the female they were defending while they watch.

You ordered extra brap?

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I do not envy them. Imagine if from the time you entered high school until the time that most people finish their professional training, every single girl was throwing themselves at you? Buying you food, drinks, entertaining you, protecting you, rent discounts, literally handling everything in your life and making you the center of attention. Like spoiling a child with everything it wants, it is not a favor in the long run.

Bikini baristas making 100k/yr in tips lasts a few years, and most are too short-sighted to turn that extra money into something more. However I have a hard time believing that if all of us on this thread had the same experience, we wouldn't turn out the same way.

Not being able to be a bikini barista is what drives us to do more, be educated and have more competitive, increasing, and more stable earnings over our lifetimes. Sure, these roasties have a level of enjoyment in life for a decade or two that 99% of us will never experience. Just don't forget the reality check that happens to their sorry asses when they hit the wall, and don't forget that none of them will likely ever own the establishment that they hoe around in.

Holy based

Idiocracy was supposed to be satire. It turns out it was prediction.

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ABSOLUTELY GROUDED AND LINKPILLED

This. Being a sexually frustrated loser can have its benefits if channeled properly.

it always was prediction. Why do you think it failed so miserably ?

Castration. Let them defend their sisters.

Cost 2-4 million.
Box office 450k.
DVD sales 9 million.
I'd like to fail like this.

there but for the grace of god go I

Instead of blaming them, how about you blame the cucks that spend their hard earned money on them?! at least they are providing a service, and working probably harder and longer than you'll ever be. Besides they have to put up with unironically male pigs and smile at the drool and death stare of idiots and potential rapists.
What have you done with your life that makes you superior to them? You were born middle-class? Is that your only accomplishment? Is your only accomplishment one you haven't had to work a single day in your life for?

So.... you are saying... on Jow Forums... that men and women are the one and the same???
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H E R E S Y

It wasn't a prediction, social engineers steered us toward it. But you dumb goys think no one is controlling our culture.

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As soon as these bitches hit 28 their career is over.

Why get angry?

>once they hit the wall
Yea then some beta simp comes and saves her by wifing her up. You are right though I wouldn’t be the man I am today if everything was handed to me on a silver platter and I probably never would have studied/devolved 20% of the skills I have had I been a roastie.

Checked and roasties wrecked.

its a form of legalized prostitution.
it should be illegal but ugly fags who cant get laid are the reason why its legal

whats going to be funny is when these pictures are shown to future generations years from now and are used as an example of how Rome 2.0 collapsed.

Wow, you're the fag. Anything else you want the government to control?

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>Thin upper-lip, Every. Single. Tiem.

Classic whore, SJW, coal burner characteristic. Donotwant.jpg

>upper lip too thin, 2/10 would not bang

You have no one to blame but yourselves. Republicans cut education, healthcare, infrastructure, and any other basic necessities that they can get through expensive private venues.

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The republicans are controlled just like the democrats. AIPAC is an israeli lobby and they provide massive funding to our politicians to do their bidding. Make no mistake my jewish friend, every dog has it's day.

t. cave dwelling homunculi kike

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> Checked
> fpbp
> Redpilled ID
> Based
wew lad

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>The republicans are controlled just like the democrats goy

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I wish I was a pretty and/or cute girl so I could get rich while exposing my body to everybody

Dumb. At no point should they be making 100k per year. They can probably make good money doing it until they are 40, where they still get wifed up and paid for. Half of your post is correct, the other half is just cope.

Christ, the ass on the one ont he left. Imagine if she sat on your face. Where do people find these bikini baristas though? I've never fucking seen one.

I hate coffee though and wouldn't bother going just for clothed women. They'd have to be naked with ass hanging out and slappable for me to consider buying fucking coffee.

>This one man told me he had already used 4000€

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF BETA'S

I feel no sympathy to be honest. I agree with the rest of your post too. But christ, imagine spending 4k on fucking dating messages hoping for sex. This shit like this is why I am no longer mad at consumerism or fleecing of people. They fucking deserve it the dumb shits.

With 4k you could have a month long sex holiday in Thailand and fuck a tight new asian pussy every night. Yet some loser spends it on messages. Just so retarded. If I was a woman I would absolute tax advantage of this and fleece the fuck out of guys. Faggots deserve it.

Which congressmen invited Netanyahu to speak at the US House of Representatives in 2015?

No they wont retard. You can find literal terabytes of amateur porn from the 1950's and even 1940's on the internet of GI Gen girls running around completely nude with massive bushes at summer camps and lakeside retreats. Often there will be several guys and several girls together hanging out nude. People did things just as degenerate then as they do it today. The only different is the media really focuses on that now, while back then the media heavily focused on the wholesome trying to hide the rest under the rug. The 50's had bikers, drug users on opiods, beatniks, nudists and hollywood prostitutes.

You can slap their ass, so long as you give them a fat tip afterward

Hot chicks get ez mode until like 35 and then whoa does it suck for them, unless they were smart enough to manage their money well which they aren’t

If she pulled her pants and panties down and let me slap her naked ass, and get a peak at her under pussy in the process, I'd actually be willing to give her a tip. Not clothed though. Fuck that. Waste of money.

BTFO

cope

Sure OP, but how much cum do you think they had to swallow to get that 100k? How much cum are you willing to swallow?

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Unironically this

what do they think they will achieve with giving bigger tips to beautiful women? I would rather give nothing to the beautiful and give a huge tip to the ugly barista desu

This lady is beautiful, who is she? Her face and body is so fucking perfect. I love the olive skin and brown hair look on a girl it's underrated as fuck. A girl like this makes my cock way harder than some generic blond blue bitch.

Wouldn't mind if this one sat on my face desu.

I had the same appreciation and several people think about the same when looking at her, the mediterranean, the sea...

she obvs sold her soul to the devil or something, there is no other explanation to how enigmatic she is

this.

>hanging out with my friend after a concert
>his girlfriend comes back from her shift at the strip club
>"Hey boys, this guy was buying my dances all night and offered $500 to come hang out at his apartment"
>"Just to hang out? Fuck yeah, let's get this bread," my friend replies
>texts him "is it ok if I bring some friends? xoxo"
>"yeah sure babe, my boy will be there too" replies the dude
>roll up to the spot
>dude hands us $400
>go to his apartment, smoke his weed and do his [really shitty] blow
>play a round of madden
>leave

this bitch came home with over $1k for one night of "work". My nigga split me a benjie from the stack since shit could have gone down, easiest money i've ever made. fucking incel kept texting begging her to come back too, lmfao. wouldn't be surprised if he went elliot rodger after that

So is she just some random girl someone took a photo of? Or is she a model? I want to see more of her. She's honestly better looking than most sex symbol movie starlets. She looks sorta like a mix between Ana de Armas and Zooey Deschanel. I think the black suit and skirt matching perfectly with her hair and heels, contrasting against her skin make her extra aesthetic.

Pretty sure that's Zoey Deschannel

Cope

Yeah I thought so too first few times I saw it, but now I'm not so sure. I am reverse image searching here and there is no mention of Zooey. In fact most results for her just tag her as random unknown model or pretty girl.

If prostitution was completely legal none of this would happen
It's a sign of FAS dumb retard

Absolutely based.

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what the fuck
your friend is a pimp dude

This is the highest possible wage some of these women can ever earn and they only have 2-3 years before a younger substitute replaces them.

Most chad move is to make the 100k/yr in your underwear. Fuck im just trying to figure out how we can make this a thing at ALL workplaces

>same game as us
>clicking a few buttons on a keyboard to make 100ks or millions from nothing
>wagecucking at a drivethru that has a sexually degrading twist
>literally trading a large percentage of their waking time for money on a schedule dictated by someone else
>after age 28 max the best you will be qualified for is a waitress at chilis, anyone finding out about your past job immediately thinks of you as unintelligent, of low social status, and only a sex object
yeah they're just like us

he literally said the exact opposite

he actually doesn't let her fuck any clients, they are strictly monogamous
one of his old housemates did pimp out his girls but no one respects that scumbag

sauce? to own the kikes of course

>$100,000
I made 50,000 a year and 70,000 when I was being shot at in the army shut the fuck up If people could make $100000 being a wagecuck no one would mind

This is actually a thing.

I fucking hate our society.

I hope you get gassed by Antifa.

There was tons of well curated 40's and 50's porn/erotica/amateurs nudes stuff on tumblr and it all got holocausted last year when they went safe for work. Some of the stuff was moved manually to other sites by whoever was running the page. I guess maybe check imagefap for galleries. I dunno just type in 1950's nudism/amatuer nudes into google and you will find stuff.

Personally, as a digital archivist, I've been archiving all these tumblr blogs and all the migrated ones. Right now some ex tumblr guy is uploading 1k pics a day to a backup on imagefap, but it's not solely 50's, it's classic amateur nudes and erotica from the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's. Been ripping his entire galleries whenever he uploads them. There was another user that uploaded almost 100k images of stuff tumblr deleted about 2 weeks ago, but some shithead admin took it down. Absolute fucking waste. I didn't even get to rip it all, still salty about that.

Absolutely based and preservepilled

I don't blame women, I blame beta and stupid men. Trying to prey on stupid people out of their money is basically Jow Forums 101.

becos it shit

Opportunity cost is a thing.

They probably sell smoothies too. Most coffee places in the US do.
If nothing else they'd surely make you some hot choccy.

Oh phug

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This is interesting. Aside from preserving content I think this can also be important just given the sheer amount of our data that is transitioning to online presence exclusively How do you go about archiving? Do you use a particular program or have you written a custom script that manages it automatically?

Yeah, at least an ugly one has low enough self esteem to let you fuck her for it

I just use a variety of programs written by others to rip websites. And when they don't work, I keep it in a tab on the side open till I feel like jacking off and do it manually.

But it really does surprise me how many old boomers have gone and scanned their private physical photograph collections from when they were young, and uploaded them online. Literally shit tons, and the thing is, boomer girls and GI gen girls were generally thick as fuck, and you could tell it wasn't flabby thick, but often times a combination of fat and muscle. You could tell these girls had a much better diet than people today, and the physical workouts they got from all the manual house cleaning kept them in shape, and it's a different look of fitness than cardio bunnies get at the gym today. It was a more natural look. God there is one I want to upload right now, and would if the Jannies would promise no free 3 day vacation, this absolute thick qt from the 60's sitting on the bonnet of a classic car, completely nude, in what looks like a camping grounds with tents and shit in the background. Christ, her body proportions though. It fucking pains me that I can't go back in time and get her to sit on my face. I will literally never have this woman sit on my face no matter how many Linkies I own. FUCK.

I tell you, vintage erotica/nudes is a special taste. You just don't get girls with bodies like that anymore. Also an extra, much rarer, but occasionally you get super rare uploads of boomers finding their grandfathers porn collections and uploading nudes from the 30's, 20's 1900's and even some super rare 1890's amateur stuff. Got some ancient photo's of some Victorian era women in those huge old timey bulb dress thingy's out in the english countryside, lifting up their dresses and showing their unbelievably hairy pussies to the camera man, then engaging in some lesbo action. Shame about the hair style fashion of the time though.

he lets his gf get strip for other men. No one should respect him either

more of a man than you'll ever be

I don't respect girls who don't respect themselves and I respect that guy even less

and to think, that woman probably NEVER experienced the pleasure of a man eating her ass
also just post it, pussy. you can still lurk or phonepost while b&

>gf shows pussy and asshole to stranges
I can't say I'm surprised. I mean you're a degenerate that does blow and smokes pot. So your values all over the place.

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The lone voice of reason on /biz
I hate post 2016 biztards

>provides a service for which incels beg
don't hate the player, hate the game. beta simps like you pay wayyy too much for the fantasy, they're the real problem

>education
Jew brain washing
>healthcare
Giving band aids and Vicodin to Niggers and single moms
>infastructure
All money given to the government for "infrastructure" is funneled away into the hands of a jew or a nigger.

All pointless

I'd have to actually go through my archive to find the image first to do that, I have the one in mind but I'd have to search through tons of folders with thousands of images each for it. And if I did that I'd end up jacking off and I am trying to snipe more Linkies right now and this little mini pump is pissing me off. Gotta concentrate on that and just post in the meantime. To be honest my archives are unorganized and a lot of folders just have random number string names that the ripping program gave it.

Here, have this link.

imagefap.com/profile/skyline55/galleries?folderid=-1&page=

I am currently in the process of ripping this guys galleries as we speak, he's reuploading about 1k pictures of from deleted tumblr's each day. Have been downloading them in the background with Extreme Picture Finder for the last 2 days. I want to get this guys stuff quick, there was another guy doing the same thing, with 1k images each gallery, and right when he was near the 100th gallery they all got deleted. For some reason the program crashes if I just link all of them in there at once so I have to do it one by one. Doesn't do that for other galleries though. You will also need to download the website specific extension (in this case, imagefap) so that Extreme Picture Finder knows how to get the files and doesn't end up scraping junk images and ads. I used to use tumblrthree to scrape tumblr, but I can retire that shit program now since tumblr went safe for work. Some other good programs are Viperriper, for if you are even seeing good contemporary erotica, and reverse image search it, like 8 times out of 10 you will notice someone has uploaded a full set on vipergirls forums. Just use that program to rip threads. The firefox extensions FlashGotAll and DownThemAll are also pretty useful for ripping random pages, and for chrome, ImageAssistentBatch. There are still a lot of websites resistence to all these programs though which need manual downloading.

Nice try but NPCs parrot what media force feeds them. You say your pic related in the street or work, you go to jail, shlomo.

based archivist

we need to like get rid of all wumankind and start reproducing between ourselves.

based

i also archived a ton of vintage tumblr stuff and random gals from the net

i think i found a large enough amt, im kind of over it since i spent every day archiving tumblr before it imploded, now i have like 30k pics vintage pics which is more porn than any human should ever posses and organize. I like vintage women :)

Your based as well.

I spent the whole of December up until the deletion scraping tumblr typing in any keyword I could think off to find as many galleries as I could before they were all gone. The worst of it were fags who jumped the gun and deleted their profiles early. I spent about almost 3 weeks nonstop with tumblrthree scraping constantly, didn't turn my PC off once. Overall, I got just shy of 369k images scraped before the deletion happened.

Personally archiving it just a hobby of mine, and I have the HDD space for it, so why not. I don't like leaving my computer doing nothing either. So whenever I have a jack off session, and find some stuff I like. I will go have my computer scrape the rest of the website when I am done, or when I'm sleeping or something. I mean honestly, I probably have hundreds of thousands of erotic images on my computer that I've never seen even once, and never will get around to viewing. I don't care though, I like having them. I like preserving them. I enjoy finding them, I like the thrill of discovering another hidden trove of them.

Why did it do so poorly at the box office?