/smg/ - Sailor Moon General

Haha what if sailor moon got fudged sensless on a pile of money by Bobo next to a fireplace that had a decapitated Bull's head hanging on the mantle? edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, stop making the general with trips, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0@gmail.com
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started (RIP John)

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

past life of /smg/:

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

mobile edition

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I didn't buy LCI.

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Can someone explain this "full moon anxiety" thing. Saw a user say it would make the market dump.

>he fell for the bear crash meme

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Let's get at er

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THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

>LCI breaking even while the market gained 5%

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>bears have to resort to fantasizing about the opportunity to live vicariously through the successes of a fictional cartoon bear to feel some sense of gratification in their lives

pathetic

Why is everything going down at the same time, im scared