Meanwhile, in Bizarro Jow Forums

LINK $1000

What's the longest way to lose a million dollars?

Hey, look at this cool info bit from that adorable and smart reddit user!

I will visit reddit more often. So helpful this community.

So glad I didn't sell during the massive crash a year ago and waited for this bullrun. Hitting a new ATH every day is great!

Fuck dude, the other day this prostitute actually dared to strip in front of me.

I have a fulfilling life and I'm not a virgin! I have lots of useful advice to offer and I love to help out the other posters on Jow Forums!

buy low sell high
short the top long the bottom
save niggers
save kikes
save jannies

I LOVE JANNIES!!! A TOAST TO THE JANNIE!!

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I genuinely enjoying using the faculties of my existence to create something of value, something that helps the well being of society at large. I'm glad society is so well constructed and of impeccable morality that they can provide me with a meager payment of fiat currency in turn for my contribution. With this precious earnings, I feel proud to return at the end of every day to a house I own myself, to my beautiful loving wife and to my two adoring children. I rest assured knowing my future, my children's future, and my legacy are honorable and secure.

ICX is the ultimate anti-buttfuck coin! Whenever I hear the letters, "I-C-X" I immediately pull up my pants and sit down on the ground. In no time, ICX team is there to make sure no one buttfucks my asshole!

ICX is incredible!

Some russian fat guy that knows nothing about programming deserves 30 million, 65% of the token's supply, and he's gonna make me rich TOO.

kek

“I working on a startup of a personalized engraving company. Has anyone else had experience with starting an LLC? “

Inb4: this post isn’t bizzaro /biz
Yes it is. When was the last time you saw a business question on /biz?
Fuckin grape gobbler.

Why are you answering questions no one asked? Are you ok user? Do you need medical assistance?

you know how I know you're american.
because you think a subtle joke needs explaining.

based schizo poster

inb4: someone else says "kek"

We already know the theme of the thread. No need to explain your post, friend.

Fuck, I'm poor!

I HATE TRAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sold all my bitcoins and will never buy again because Bitcoin is not the future. #XRPthestandard

I just spit out my drink. Thx friend.

There is nothing wrong with being Jewish.

Hi everyone, this is Dave over from Reddit. I have to say, you have all been very helpful with my questions about good investment opportunities. Thanks for coming over to r/cryptocurrency and getting involved with your thoughtful and unbiased conversation. You guys are the best! Hodl tight everyone! Lol, take care you guys!

-Dave

Checked and based. Bizarro posters are the best posters

Thanks for all the great advice! I've made a ton of money thanks to Jow Forums all my crypto made me 10x on my money this year. Jow Forums is definitely not a waste of time.

REQ devs spent another night up late coding

How do I make money off this

kekked and chekked

My TA actually works. I have just doubled my crypto stack in one month

Thank you biz for warning me about MGNA, you really saved my bacon

Gotta hand it to the OMG team, they solved ETH scaling issues.

My portfolio is making gains!

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nuck figgers

Guys I’m worried a bear market is on the horizon

How do I scam 5000 rubles out of people with no capital?

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That's enough beer for tonight.

LINK isn't homosexual

RRQ has financially ruined me.

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I am glad I studied a lot of TA, it really works!

Chainlink is truly the greatest coin
I say this as an intelligent investor

I love being alive!

Neetie ragie, time to keep sleeping while I'm will be comfy at my work, drinking coffee, flirting with the hot girls from HR department and being a productive member of society

Kek.
Also I'm not a phone poster.

Man I can't believe this bull market!

I am so glad I didn't kiss that man at the bar last night with tongue and then asked for a ride home

Every time there is a logical conclusion to be made based on the tech and the actual potential of a project the price goes up.

link is the worst crypto to buy.

we actually talk about business.

Req has mooned from 100 sats to 100,000

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