Tfw 27

Where do you live? If you're near Nashville Tennessee I'll take you to the bars.

There are bigger failures than you. Some NEETs borderline retarded and alienate everyone around them.

Jesus christ user dont fucking do that you still have a few good years left. Go get a hooker or something. Believe me things go down hill quickly, enjoy your youth while your dick still gets hard.

>anyone else a bigger failure than me?
I'm sure there are many user

Why did you never even get a driver's license?

I'm legitimately autistic, yet high functioning, and I got my drivers license at 16. It was like my main goal since I was 10 so maybe that had something to do with it. Hell, I used to "borrow" cars without permission late at night as a kid to learn how to drive and have fun with teen chicks my age. I mean, it's pretty cool being the only 14 year old with access to a car at night (or anytime). Until one day I got pulled over and made the smart split second decision not to run. I never drove again until I got a license.

My bad for drunk rambling.
Why did you never get a license?

>tfw never been employed
I've had 2 jobs in my life, both as a minor, one only lasted 3 days, the other for almost a year but I was lucky to get it because I wasn't allowed to have a felony for the position but I happened to get arrested for many felonies just after I was hired and had to keep taking days off for court, but I said it was for doctor appointments. I got fired for being "immature" but really because I flipped my first car leaving work on the same road my job was on and about only 500 feet from my job with my coworker behind me. I was hot doggin it trying to hit a corner real fast and rip the e brake and slide around it like I'd done before but man oh man it turned out bad. Rolled it and broke a cement pole in half, managed to crank the engine and dip out fast with one who side of my car fucked up, windows busted out, 2 doors never opened again, bent the frame. I ghetto rigged that bitch with duct tape, plastic vinyl for windows, spray paint to kinda match the color, pliers to pry the fender off the tire ripping piece by piece, a hammer to pound the fender off the back wheel etc. But then I flipped it one more time not too long after, which two chicks in the car with me, and it was in a residential area and someone got my tag number and people were

pulling over and calling 911 for ambulance to come and shit and I'm on house arrest not allowed to even be out so I was like no no were good were good, while 2 chicks were climbing out of my windows. It was shitty. The brakes went completely out 30 mins after I flipped it over and dipped out. And the tires kept loosing air because grass got between 2 of the rims and tires but I filled them at a gas station for 50 cents and kept going. It was super sketchy with no brakes, the pedal went to the floor without slowing me down, I was ripping the ebrake (which was garbage) and forcing the transmission into lower gears which made amazingly bad clunking noises, also praying for green lights while riding in the right lane down the highway.

I completely quit driving like a dumbass asshole 3 years after that and only got one speeding ticket which was 4 years after that and minor. But did get one more ticket in 2016 on the interstate in Georgia

I'm a perfect driver and follow all laws now. Better than anyone else I see on the road. I don't brake any laws, traffic or otherwise, these days.

I did go through a sportbike kick for a few years riding crazy autistic with no license plate and running from the popo weekly. But one day I got creamed by a semi truck and now I'm crippled for life.

I haven't even ridden since last year except a couple times to keep my engine oiled and good. But I just want to sell my crotch rocket but don't want to meet strangers and having them come to my house.

I also don't leave my house for anything except grocery store, and hiking in the woods with my dog (as much as a cripple can). I went no contact with every singe one of my friends many years ago because they were honestly bad influences on me, and all of them were potheads at minimum. I'm a legal MMJ patient but I still haven't even used MJ in over 6 months now.

Moral of all of this, you are definitely not the biggest failure, and many others have it worse than you, and many also have disabilities out of their control (like me).

If you really care to change, you can do it, I know from experience. But you have to want to change. And you may not even like the changes once you get there. Like you very may well not like having friends, socializing with people (especially if you're autistic like me), and you may not like having a GF, they are honestly kind of a pain, and many of them don't have a logical thought process but I wont get into all of that.

Farewell. Enjoy your life user.

Same situation but I'm 32 and got a fat stack from crypto. You'll be able to make a name for yourself in the coming racewar so chin up.

Make baby steps dude ur still young.
>walk outside
>buy stuff by yourself
>run and lift
>get a job
>go out to a bar with your friends
>learn a martial art
>work your way into a good job, blue collar doesn’t need 4 years of college
>attend parties
>go out to a night club with friends
>travel abroad

Keep up with all of that and you will become a man. Trust me I’m considered a chad and I’ve done this. In the end it’s overcoming struggle that creates a man. Women love a man who has a big pair of nuts.

You could be a poor third worlder like me

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Hookers would just make me feel even more depressed. They don't count and I'd probably contribute to their suffering. I've gone more than a quarter of my life without kissing or having sex. I think I should be OK to go my life without them.

my life is similar . only difference is that im 19 years old. i will try to get Normie till im 25.
If im at that moment still archieved nothing, i start a holy war against Islam.

i mean, it sounds like you were always autistic. at least you arent a failed normie like me

Yeah they dont "count". The point is you're passing up an experience which is time sensitive. Money is money whether you're 20 or 50. Sex isn't.

The first parts about the car made me laugh harder than i have in months. Thank you, user.

>29yo
>kissless hugless virgin
>never been employed
>can drive but no car and never leave the house
>porn addicted
>fat
>addicted to sugar
>balding
>ugly

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