I haven’t hooked up with a girl since November, u?

I haven't had sex since the snowden leaks

bro... :(

I'm literally a faggot so I only suck dick

Last time I had sex was in 2015, with a hooker. I’m putting off sex until the crypto market recovers because I can’t afford it for now.

god I wish i were her

kissless virgin at 33 years old, thanks for asking

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December 2017

based

I fucked and came inside my mistress Wednesday. She took plan B yesterday. I had sex with my wife on Sunday.

Oh and I have herpes, so not making that up. I got herpes from a girl from Columbia.

Based, wish I was still a virgin. Now I have to still not have sex before marriage and I won't be entitled to a premium waifu. Although if you masturbate then that disqualifies you imo.

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I fucked 12 women within a span of 2 weeks in December. They were all Thailand prostitutes. Before that, I hadn't had sex since February 2016.

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Get cucked, jesus

Go to a strip club atleast, damn

2008

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September here

How much did that cost?

Amazing. Please tell me drugs were involved. At least a little cocaine.

November too...of 2017

khv 20yrs.

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I got drunk and got two blonde escorts last night.

Would of preferred one for longer desu.

1993

Who's that girl ?!

I didn't keep an exact count on my spending but it ranged from $30 for bar girls/freelancers/massage ladies to $100+ for soapy massage ladies.
Only LSD on one day. I fucked a freelancer late night on my comedown. Cocaine would've been great but I doubt they have good quality and I don't wanna risk getting arrested.

this

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Never touched a woman.
22 years old.

i have a hot girlfriend that i live with (in a home i own) who is slightly taller than me. she also pays rent and bills.

you are no man. pls kill yourself

my step sister wants the D and she's pretty hot, should i do it anons?

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

enjoy the stds

nice larp bitch

SINCE NOVEMBER? BITCH THAT WAS 2 MONTHS AGO. YOU POOR FUCKING SOUL

I actually hooked up with a girl today after almost a year of nothing. Couldn't get hard tho probably because of all the 2D traps I've been fapping to. It's a shame she was pretty good looking too.

>tfw 30 and still a virgin

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sarcasm?

last April for me. Could if I wanted to fuck a fatty but I don't

It's usually so hard for me to cum. I couldn't resist when 2 of them let me fuck without a condom.
I'll kms if I test positive for HIV.

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The last time I touched a vagina was the day I was born

10 years ago, was my first time. unironically always hit on, complimented am Jow Forums and handsome but I must turn these women away as they only caused me pain and suffering. I try to avoid women at all costs and I even ramp up my autism just to disgust them more so they get the idea. Of course I am just waiting for my shy nerdy slightly chubb gf and will have no issues in getting her when I find her, my main problem is that I choose not to look.

I don’t know if you think this case but don’t you think she gets it somewhere else? I’ve been told women are at times more intense than men and clearly you being troubled by it implies she should too no? It’s not easy to hear this but I say this so I may save you some burden by ignoring your comment.

nah she's just a cunt
she started a restaurant with her friend and they've been putting 100 hour weeks since may while I've been at home on Jow Forums

i don't believe in divorce and really want to work it out with her but she's a stubborn cunt a lot of the time, I feel like i could get laid pretty easily but meaningless pussy doesn't really appeal to me and i don't want to struggle finding a decent woman again

I just fucked a partygirl in all three holes Thursday night, and I'm not even fully moved out of my ex-girlfriend's house yet. I'm still deciding if I want to bang her again tonight (she's on the rag, but I don't really care), or just save my energy to nail some new chick. Feels good being single again!

Manwe has a different plan for me

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salt

Just over seven years ago aside from getting a beej from a guy friend.

Focusing on getting my shit together (school, employment, better in shape, help ma'h family) while working with a therapist on helping me figure out what I'm looking for in a girl (besides me hurr hurr).

Gonna go long on myself, hope y'all do the same.

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>she started a restaurant with her friend and they've been putting 100 hour week

I'm sorry user. She's cheating. It happens to even 9/10 chads at some point in their life. I'm sorry. In the .001% chance she isn't, the only basis is if this best friend of hers is some kind of saint. If her friend is single, or has any kind of sketch to her like pictures of partying or a manipulative personality, she's influencing your wife to do some doggy shit guaranteed.

her friend is a 60 year old lady you fucking retard don't assume antyhing about me or my wife's son ever again

>gay
>going long on himself
I'll bet you are

Lol, well, ain't nothing wrong with being gay. Tried it and it wasn't my thing.

My gay (male and female) friends are more hygienic than most straight women I have interacted with. Bothers me as hygiene is high on my list of wants.

i haven't had sex since 2014. or any real physical contact from a girl since. don't see it happening any time soon. sometimes i think i'd be better off if i was still a virgin.

6 years
im not ugly or fat either
i just dont care and want money

Broke up with the ex then started working nights.
Havent fucked in 3 years...

Bukowski hadn't fucked in 5 years, was 50 years old, and became a cock legend in spite of it.

You might have jew blood

nordic

Last year I got lucky on tinder with some short haired bi-curious girl who had only had lesbo sex.

Thanks for reminding me. It's been a lonely holiday season. Time for some strange.

My girl friend broke up with me last Sunday, so then

6 years since i fucked. To be fair i havent tried to get laid so i probably could have fucked if i wanted to.

Had sex six hours ago

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I am married and had no hook up since 10 years, kid.

Ignoring the fact that this non biz related spam should fuck off this board, why don't you kissless wizrds or whatever just fuck a whore, then fuck some more whores, so that you learn that sex isn't really that special

septemeber, and she was fat and I didn't even cum

I fucked my girlfriend 4 times today, just got done about five minutes ago and hopped on biz

I'm single and had no hook up since 10 years, kid.

sounds comfy

Haven't had sex since June 2017

Haven't made out/done anything at all with a chick since just before Christmas, and desu she didn't seem that interested looking back on it

JUST

Give me the name of this hottie and I'll send you 1 LINK

I've pissed all over 4 girls in my life. One was a fat whale. Another was a chub rock.... and the other two were 7-8's

One of them I met on AOL like 14 years ago. We hooked up and we kept messaging and I asked her what's the sluttiest thing she ever did. She's like a guy I dated took me out to the woods through me in the dirt and pissed all over me and down my throat. I was like holy shit. I want to do this to you.

Did it two her about 3 times, but the best time was while her mixed 5 year old was in the bedroom sleeping. I laid her down in her kitchen floor. Stood over her and pissed all over her face after drinking like two Evian bottles on my way over. All the piss then seeped on the floor and I flipped her over and grabbed her hair and rubbed her face in it. Then had her go take a shower and then fucked her

Btw this is not a LARP

Had sex saturday with my girlfriend and roommate

that's cute user, but in reality, you havn't hooked up with a girl since the whole creation of the universe, can you even imagine?

you had 13.75, billion years to actually be born and put your wee wee in a gurl;, and you still didn't! that's fucking sad

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Mods mods mods

Ban him for being fucking gross

Plan B...4 days after?
Bro you're fucked hahhaahahah

Fuck odd faggit you've never really gotten with a chick unless you piss on her face

february 2006

Me when Mortal Kombat 11 is out
>Inb4 35yo boomer

Had drunk sex with my girl 4 days ago. How tf is it possible to cum when your drunk as shit. I really enjoy being all cute and sweet with her day by day but when we get drunk we go animal mode. Choking, pulling hair, going all agressive. Shits cool. Life isnt that bad actually

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pft, 10 years older here

got a handjob and cookies 20 hours ago

sick at home, so I can't bother with le vag

I was also in Thailand this December, were you in hostels?

january 2017

21yo virgo