User, what kind of work do you do?

>user, what kind of work do you do?

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I'm a soundcloud rapper and I siphon gas in my spare time

I'm a professional fuckboi. Lemme play you gurl. Btw can you lend me some cash? Promise I'll pay you back.

I work at McDonalds and have 2 baby mommas

I fuck roasties and kill niggers for a living

Uh... cryptocurrency analyst. I'm gonna go home and jerk off now.

fuck how do i get here in life?
its like climbing mt. everest

Distributed Ledger Tech Specialist (contracting)

what u do dig fer gerld?

just kill niggers
and jews

I run a multinational plumbing company that operates in Afghanistan, Pakistan Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Kurdistan, Laos, Cambodia, and 3 other classified locations.

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I work in "construction"

> see the girl
> how do I get a gf like that
> see that mole on her leg
> turned off now

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i run a porn website

exactly roasties think theyre hot stuff, but i can find flaws in them that wouldn't make me want to touch them with a stick IM TOO GOOD FOR THEM I BET THEY ALL CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP AT NIGHT FOR NOT HAVING ME BECAUSE OF THEIR FLAWS

I'm a trust fund baby.

Wanna go travel the world for a couple of years and make it a point to have sex in as many countries as we can?

Alright cool, I'll get the private jet ready

Is that a mole on her nose or a piercing? I'm so turned off right now.

>nervously shaking and sweating
I-I'm a j-j-j-jannitor on f-f-f-ffour c-c-channel. Y-yeah it p-pays the b-bills heh

Idk. Nose piercings are definitely a deal breaker when I consider a woman unlike the leg mole.

Dried booger

I'm an angel investor for decentralized consensus algorithm technology companies, including decentralized oracle networks. It's all very technical but basically by the end of the year I'll be a multimillionaire.

I work at the German customs. Mostly just opening letters from South America.

You mean you bought a bunch of the shitcoin LINK and you're going to lose 100% of your investment by EOY?

Why is that funny

I fuck bitches from different races

Checked and kekked

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>I actually retired, I became a 1000$naire at the end of this year thanks to a cambodian weaving board

dude I wanna fuck that mole like its another hole
her face frankly turns me off but her thigh looks nice like that and I wanna fuck that mole

I really wanna fuck that mole

thigh masseuse