>He thinks he is going to make it with out selling Ivory
You will never make it unless you embrace the Ivory Trade
Ivory Tips
>Ivory is going for about 730 dollars a lb
>The Average weight of a full grown bull elephant Tusk is roughly 99lb
>This means you will gain a potential of 72K a single Tusk
>Elephants have 2 Tusks -
You literally only need to kill about 12 elephants to make it
Post some hot tips and tricks of the trade user.
>buy land
>buy a few elephants
>breed them
>infinite money
>It literally takes 2 years for a pregnant elephant to give birth.
>How can we speed this up like in the farm industry ?
artificial elephant wombs
We are literally going to make it user if we can get enough of these.
Imagine a farm where mammoths are grown in an artificial womb fed steroids then have their tusks harvested for gains.
How can we short this ?
this is why I came to Jow Forums, actually good business idea
>TFW when you're only 11 or 12 elephant kills away from making it.
How do we do it ?
lmfao
This just might fucking work
i know this is Jow Forums and all but kill yourself
So what about rhinos, are they better investment than elephants?
Tagua nuts block your path
sounds good. we can genetically engineer them to grow giant tusks which just fall out
Can you grow ivory with elephant stem cells?
oh, fuck off
Alright, I'm intrigued. Could you make it more ethical on taking away their tusks for profit, by giving them artificial tusks or regenerative tusks? Is this plausible?
make me bro say that shit to my face not online see what happens
not hunting the mammoth ivory NOW before they are cloned and mammoth ivory devalues:
rferl.org
Fuck off my 4channel and never come back moralfag
>tfw you put down an entire family of elephants with your .303
Gonna make it bros, I'll see you all in lamboland.
if farming elephants for their tusks was profitable, chinks would have already been doing it long ago
all poachers are parasites
Former elephant poacher here. Do not do this if you have an evolved brain. I’ll never shed the nightmares and guilt. The guys that I did this with were basically apes with distorted emotions, they laughed and got a sick joy out of watching intelligent animals suffer horribly. They would saw the tusks off without even fully killing the elephant. I literally often think of killing myself, the money is more of a burden than a gift.
>Elephants have 2 tusks
You need 6 elephant kills to make it
Not 12
>thread about how profit off of women, a legitimate target demographic
>gets deleted
>thread with tips on how to illegally poach animals
>up for hours and counting
Stay classy you piece of shit mods.
ehh...sure but you would have to go to africa...
Ivory is fucking stupid
Next you're going to tell me we are going to collect shiny rocks out of the ground and call them precious
fucking mongs
Pic of the aftermath btw, the babies didn't have any tusks but were quite entertaining to shoot regardless. 6 tusks in total, big green candles for my portfolio, put it all in LINK.
Trump lifted the ban user it's no longer illegal.
I value elephants more than 99% of people. Unironically kys.
Post pics or it didn't happen.
You'll get horrifically fucked up in the afterlife or your next life.
This
I am triggered though so well done.
Iol who hurt you?
pretty solid point
The only path to retribution is to go back over and kill them. You would know better than anyone you larper.
I prefer being poor, or worse, a REQ bagholder, than kill my elephant bro
sustainable business model...extinction up ATH, brainlets everyone
>people who buy it are dumb ultra rich pseudo collectors
Use a water cutter to saw through layers of tusk. Make multiple tusk shells. Fill them with equivalent weight cheap material. Seal tusk. More tusk and buck. Idiot fucks won't be able to tell the difference.
Nobody will even bother with removing 7.63x39 and .308 caliber rounds from your lifeless body when you get hit by local special operators hunting porchers in the area.
You can also mine ivory in some regions of Russia.
elephants are too smart to kill
it is morally wrong to kill something with a high level conscience
I cannot express how much I hate niggers
Hate niggers all you want but it is the chinks driving demand for this barbaric practice. Niggers just get stuck with all of the risk and dirty work.
>Watch humans get killed
>Don't even flinch
>See some elephants get hunted
>Start crying and screaming
Just like the faggots on LiveLeak. You cunts deserve to end up like these elephants.
based and tuskpilled
I bet you support bullfighting too you sick fuck.
and it is fucking based, look at the photos in this link
Bulls need more rights!
phuck this gay earth
idk if i could kill an elephant. they are beautiful creatures. id rather sell heroin the chances of you getting shot by a game ranger or getting eaten by wildlife is lower
I would kill op before killing an elephant
I would literally execute you on site given the opportunity. All poachers deserve torture and death, no exceptions.
New intensifies
>Take enormous risks to get a hot product
>Think you're going to make it
>Get murdered by your buyer who takes your stuff since they have no moral qualms either
if they made ivory legal, and sourced it from elephants in zoos, sanctuaries, and from dead ones found in the wild. the price would collapse and then the motivation for the poachers
the price of ivory would plummit!
Unironically I do. Saw one in Spain once, was great fun. Are you a soccer mom or something?
>kill buyer
>no more revenue
wouldn't it be easier to poach niggers? they're everywhere. you can put them to work, or use them as animal feed.
I'm trying to make a million dollars quickly.
Do you think its possible to sneak into a zoo with a sawzall a few times and steal their tusks while they're sleeping?
you didnt think he brought any money with him did you?
Yes because there was no trade in Ivory until it became illegal
The difference is human beings are pieces of shit.
stupid. look at how much revenue marijuana is generating for the states that have made it legal. i am advocating doing the same thing with ivory and ivory products. have fair trade ivory available, what would be the motivation for the poachers still facing incredibly high prison sentences or even death to make significantly less money than before.
yeah, if we made everything illegal legal there would be no crimes
trolling this hard or an actual retard cant tell
Why are males so cruel?
Fuck off, Lefty.
We kill pigs all the time why do elephants get a free pass ? Because they are cute ? Pigs are just puppers with curly tails
i wonder what elephant meat tastes like... looks good desu
How do you know the elephant was Male ?
the asian elephants differ from African I do not know if this one was asian or african
Fuck you OP, kys
> wanna trade tusks
> go to africa
> get malaria
> get shot by nignogs
> get stomped by elefant
u doin it rong
instead
> get a water pump
> go far north
> find a frozen swamp
> hose that shit up until u see mammoth skeletons
Fuck jannies
What is worst ? Siberians or Nogs ?
How do I short the Siberians ?
If you see people around, you gotta go somewhere more distant.
Watching the Siberian digs now user
Apparently they dig them up in Michigan too but University fags want to do "Research"
how much did that cost you?
kys
>The guys that I did this with were basically apes with distorted emotions,
Even if this is larping, you are not wrong.
I mean we are talking about black people.
>Black
>People
Didn't he lift the ban on trophy hunting, not fucking poaching?
Look user I am not going to say I like this idea but I'll give you a more ethic solution that may also not give you as many problems with the rangers and the CITES authorities as yours
>A license to hunt an elephant is around 45K dollars
>Specimens are often selected so that the kill doesn't affect that much the population and even benefits it, normally they go for old males because they prevent the youngsters to fuck.
>Old males normally means bigger tusks as well
>Bigger tusks more money
>Just with a tusk alone you could make what the license costed you and even more.According to your own calculations
Best part is that your initial investment goes to fund the efforts to protect the elephants, and thus your product, from being poached into extinction.
Its literally like owning a printing Press?
Can I sell the meat or does that have to be given to starving africans user ?
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you can sell it. elephants are hunted as much for their meat as their tusks
No wonder these things are hunted to near extinction. The problem is they do not reproduce fast enough to keep up with the demand.
They are literally like owning a Mint
do you know how much an elephant shits?
Kinda, but instead of getting thousands and thousands of your product each day you have to be careful and get it slowly. It's shitty, but it's better than having nothing at all.
Every biodiversity related resource has the potential to become renewable (and thus, offer infinite money) but people are often dumb and go all in without realising that by, for example, killing as much elephants as you can and as soon as possible to get the tusks you are loosing money on the long run.
Fun fact: According to some authors we are wasting untold billions because we manage the environment in a very retarded way..
Fuck animals. The more we kill, the better.
3000 IQ
Well, ye. It is illegal. But there are no cops innawoods
I agree with this user.
Not enough elephants in the world.
Planty of shitposters though.
Why not just harvest the organs of shitposters? You'll have an endless supply and be doing the world a service, rather than exterminating a majestic species
>implying neets aren't majestic
>this will make for a great thread tomorrow user
>How can I short the chinese organ market ?
He's not going to make it
I want to live to see a cloned mammoth. Once that happens, feel free to harvest mammoth remains all you want, but let the world have their one great success in reviving an extinct species first.
Kek
We will have to breed quite a few of these majestic animals before we can harvest their white gold
i like animals but certain ones need to go. great white sharks for example. they are just a giant fish and very dangerous to humans. it's ridiculous that they are a protected species in certain parts. we have an ethical duty to hunt them to extinction.
